Capítulo 3: System.Log("Breaking the system code")
"I never thought that so easy to guess code would not be able to get guessed by you. Git good kid!" Kuso slammed me with that remark. Then, she proceeded as she said,
"You know. If you had that three minutes notification error and you are still failing. Then we will be shifted into hell. And they will dry age you by using MSG. You don't want it. Do you!"
===Warning: Gore Alert===
I'm imagining that they had wrapped me by using the twine. And then, they stuffed me with a lot of MSG.
Then, they pulled me to the super freezing room. And I was locked up out there. Shit! That was super cold.
But... I did not see any light until a month later when they dragged me away. They opened my crackle of MSG and then.
They sliced the hell out of me and suck my blood to dry and they said,
"Damn! That the best dry aged steak ever!!"
OH MY GOD!! I DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT GORY EXPERIENCE ANYMORE!!!
I was screaming and it led the goddess to say,
"Calm down. You have not even seen the whole picture yet. Try to take a deep breath. We have infinite time here. If you did not haste that out. Then you can guess that for forever. But you are hasting it which is why you get banned temporarily. Anyways... The locked up part is being opened now."
Alright. Since it was unlocked. Then let me try to think the whole picture...
The whole picture, please...
Please Yuna... Try to think...
But... that gory experience had pushed me back again and it made me screamed as I said,
"FUCK!! THAT DRY AGE IMAGINATION AGAIN!!!"
"Pfft!! Your imagination is too wild, Yuna." She laughed on me that led me to puff my cheek and reprimand her,
"Then give me the passcode!"
"It's really easy. Not going to lie about it. You know the code better than anyone."
Wait...
Did she just said, "It's really easy,"?
I think she had mentioned that trice.
Let me try it out
It's really easy!
#System Unlocked
#Owner: Yuna Ariyasu
#Quests
#Bank Statement
#Current Earning
#Harem List
#Mail (1)
Harem list? Damn. I am seriously having a bad feeling about it. But... As usual... The goddess had seen through me again as she said,
"Well... You can ignore that first. Since you need to finish at least fifty quests to unlock it."
That part aside... I am noticing something interesting about this menu...
"Mail with one unread?" I'm murmured. Then, I'm trying to open it by touching the screen in my eyes. But... The goddess had laughing again. She said,
"Pfft!!! Are you kidding me, Yuna? Do you want to get restarted?"
"Then how do I open the mail?" I asked her, and she just simply said,
"Speak the menu clearly. And they will open by itself."
Alright. Let me try it out. Hmm...
"Mail!"
#Mail Opened
#There is one unread message.
One unread message? Well... As I expected. It was a test mail or something. But... What was that? Let me try to open it.
#Open mail. Newest one
#Inbox Opened for the newest one
#Title: System Mail
#Body: Dear Yuna Ariyasu, thank you for using My Butt-spanking system. You are the best amongst all which I will present you with this.
#Gift: Henry.
Henry? Wait, what? That legal shota? I disagree! I hate the younger boys to be my boyfriend. But... The goddess replied simply,
"Well... It's up to you. But, you will need him a lot of times to make your spanking mission gone real without any wrong."
"But what was the purpose for me to use this system and go back to the day when I was eighteen years old?" I asked her. And she answered me simply,
"To atone your sin, lady. You committed the deadliest sin ever in history. By masturbating in front of my statue. To be honest, I don't care if someone doing that. But the Standard Operating Procedure team had conducted that you are doing the gravest mistake ever. So, take it or become the demon's barbeque or either the best? Being MSG Dry-aged by them."
Ugh, She was reminding me of that image again. However... Let's do it anyway... It's much better than my imagination has gone real.
Then. I'm turning off the system and I'm asking her what I should do next. She told me,
"Alright. Since you can open it. Let me explain to you what will be happened next."
Then. We were shifted onto the place where it was resembling an office. And it was filling with a tea in both faces to face position at its table. Then, she started as both of us were sitting in the chair and sitting in the face to face position.
"Okay. You will be sent back to when you were eighteen years old. But, there are some noticeable differences here. First, your appearance will go back to the old you. Second, you will have to do every job in the system. Third, you will remain your knowledge intact. But there is a catch as I told you before. But this time will be a bit different."
"Mind tell me what is the difference?" I asked her which she answered me,
"That system is still in the beta stage. If you are not doing the quest in a day. Then the earning will be void and you can't earn anything from your other jobs. It works like a Guarantee System in a platform you might know. But this system will restrict you from doing any jobs but butt-spanking."
Well... That's agreeable. And then, I'm asking her,
"Why you are asking me to do it while it was like... the only beta?"
"Nice question, Yuna."
Wait, what? Nice question? Shit! I Have a bad feeling about this!
Without any more delay, she explained to me.
"Alright. You know, I just developed this system for those who want to earn money without issue but in the godly honest and accountable way possible. Why I'm making this? Cause that everyone is doing the sins to earn the money. Include you. But... I'm a goddess already. I can't do anything anymore for testing this system out. So... You are the first person who used it. Anyways... I will compile another command for you, so you can call me when you need it."
She asked me to close my eyes again for seconds. And then, she asked me to open my eyes and she asked me to say the magical word. Then, I'm doing it.
"It's really easy!"
#System Menu
#Quests
#Bank Statement
#Current Earning
#Harem List
#Contact Developer
Ha? Contact Developer? So... This goddess is this system's developer? Well... I think she had explained so. So... Never mind.
Out of curiousity. I'm opening the quest by calling it,
"Quest."
And I have seen the daily quest with their own timestamps. However, the goddess warned me,
"Don't say anything about quest after this. Remember. Daily Quest is a timed quest. You need to resolve it in the designated time or else, you will be deported to here and restart everything again."
What a drag... It was what I have complained to her. Then, she told me,
"Well... I can't say much about this as well. The higher-ups are the ones who wanted to do this arrangement. You can blame them later and not to blame me for doing so."
"What do you mean?" I'm asking her in a serious tone. She answered to me,
"As a goddess myself. I'm only a corporate slave. So yeah, I can't say anything much but only doing what they need so yeah, good luck!"
I have been summoned to Osaka after she had said so. That was fast...
Still... I have to check the mission objectives. This is my only one-way ticket now.
Remember what the goddess had said,
Only once... Only once...
Yes. I won't do sugar daddy shit anymore. Let's do the daily quest!
I'm opening the quest tab again. And then, there is a mission that was pretty easy for me.
#Daily Quest 3: Spank yourself!
Alright, let's do it.
I'm hurling my own right hand towards my butt.
Plak!!
#Daily Quest 3 Finished, 100 Yen has been transferred to your bank statement.
#Achievement Unlocked: Masochist.
Wait, what? They asked me to spank myself and now they said that I'm a masochist? Ugh... I have an urge to complain to that goddess of spanking again... But... I have to do it anyway!
I'm checking the other easiest daily quest. And it was saying that the daily quest will be reset at midnight Japanese time. But...
It was close to the midnight now!
And the story continues.
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