Apparently they made a bigger deal about sex than they should have. Waiting for the weekend was actually rather pointless. For several reasons. The first being was that despite what happened in porn - or with Nejire - sex was normally at most twenty minutes. In fact they had gotten good at wake up, romp, bath and head to class, it wasn't exactly routine, but it was fairly regular.
It felt like everything was going great. Not only did he have several friends, but his classes were going great as well, he was learning a lot of stuff from both Lunch Rush and Recovery girl. Recovery Girl said that he knew enough to try and fix it without making things worse. He was even allowed to try and heal students on his own now, after they signed a waiver. Lunch Rush just made happy noises and gave Izuku a thumbs up constantly.
His more normal classes went well enough. As well as they could go considering how he was the mediator between Aizawa-sensei and Menu-chan. For some reason, his sensei absolutely hated his quirk, and that reason was that his quirk was a defiant little gremlin that just loved to torment people. It was because of her sadistic side that he wasn't sure exposing her to the internet was a good idea.
So far, Menu was a notorious troll on several forms, a really high ranking player in at least one online game, and maybe a hacker. As to why she couldn't use the internet before, despite their home being a part of her and it providing the internet, neither of them had the slightest idea. Nejire joked that it was for the plot. Menu having access to the internet was also a good thing, the updated Mini-map he had gotten was made possible because she learned how to use Google Maps.
Having the ability to google things whenever he wanted was actually a big help, even if it did go through Menu first.
All things considered things were going good. Unless he counted that recent natural typhoon that was hammering the coast of Indonesia.
Really, really good.
Too good.
Way too good.
Things were about to get worse. Weren't they?
Itsuka's doom foretold counter was still counting down, Menu still hadn't found anything out about it and Nighteye still didn't have any leads on it either. Maybe he should hurry up and tell the girls about it. He wanted more information first. Just telling them to worry about something that was going to happen in over two years just felt wrong. But not telling them also sucked.
"What on earth am I going to do?" Izuku asked himself, placing his head against the cold hallway wall and taking a moment to gather himself. He should tell them soon. He'll talk to Nighteye and see what he had to say about the whole thing. Even if Nighteye somehow didn't agree that telling them was a good idea he'd still do it. He just needed something.
"You could make me soba." Shoto Todoroki appeared beside him. Her hair was quickly ungrowing itself as he shifted from female to male because the effects of his last meal wore off. For the past few weeks Shoto had been ambushing Izuku seemingly at random for a hit of soba. He was starting to feel like a drug dealer. Only with soba.
Izuku smiled and rolled his eyes and produced a plate of Soba for Shoto. "Do you just get hungry fast or something?"
Shoto took a bite of Soba a soft smile returning to her face as her hair began to grow again. "Not really, I'm actually quite full. But, I like the side effects of your soba."
"You like becoming a girl?" Izuku asked, turning to look properly at his weirdest friend. Well, second or third weirdest, actually all of his new friends were kind of weird. "I thought you said it didn't bother you."
Shoto hummed, her small precious smile growing the more she slurped up soba. When she was done she turned to look at him. It was like night and day while Shoto always looked cold and indifferent as a male, as a female she looked so much warmer, like she was happier. "At first it didn't, but the more I became a girl, the more I realized I liked being like this."
"Ahh," Izuku blinked. "Well, if there was a way for me to make it permanent, would you like that?"
"Hmm." Shoto tilted her head to the side, her long white and red hair swayed with the motion. "Would you still make me soba?"
Did this girl have soba for brains?
"Wait, even if you said no." Shoto placed a hand over her chest and took a breath. "Yes. I think I would like that very much."
[Sys-admin: On it! Lets see if I just-]
[Quest Accepted: A Fox of Fire and Ice
Objective: Clear the Peaks of Plenty Dungeon.
Reward: Shoko Todoroki joins the party!]
[Izuku Midoriya: You can do that?
Sys-admin: Apparently! Let me see if I can do something else.
Sys-admin: Uhh. No. Guh. Why am I so fickle?!]
As frustrating as it was it did bring him joy that the physical manifestation of his quirk was just as frustrated with herself as he was at times.
Izuku smiled and extended a hand towards Shoto. Or was it Shoko? "Uhh so I might be able to do it, but it might take a while, and you'll probably end up joining my party. If you want, that is. I won't force this on you."
"Hmm." Shoto pushed back some of her red hair and tucked it behind her ear. "Your party is those girls right? Itsuka, Momo, and someone not in my class?"
"Yep."
"And they can go to the place where you go when you vanish?"
"Yeah, we all live together."
"And-"
Shoto was cut off by a distraught looking professor running up. A tall muscular white haired man with tusks coming out from his lower jaw. It was Kan-sensei, the man that had done his interview! "Midoriya. There you are. Why haven't you been answering your cell phone?"
Because it was on silent.
"Bah, Nevermind, you're needed on Helipad Six." Sekijiro gave Izuku a good shoove to the back. "Get moving now!"
"Huh? Why? What about training at the USJ?" Izuku stumbled forward pausing to look back.
"Forget disaster training, you're getting live experience now go!" Sekijiro pushed him again and pointed out of the dorm room. "You and Lunch Rush are going to help tend to the survivors from that Typhoon in Indonesia. Get going!"
"Right! Yes sir!" Izuku jumped and started running again. While he understood the severity of what had happened, part of him couldn't help but feel excited. He was going to help people. He was going to do hero work.
[Sys-admin: Before you even think it. I did not make a natural disaster just so you could feel proud of yourself.]
Izuku rolled his eyes and headed for the helipad, Menu's new map actually helping him get to the right building as he ran towards it, taking flight after flight of stares until he got to the helipad, barely scrambling up onto it with his last breath.
Lunch Rush gave him a small round of applause, and a thumbs up.
During the four hour flight, Izuku was briefed along side Lunch Rush on what their duties were, they were to provide food to the survivors and rescue workers. While Lunch Rush would handle the majority of it, Izuku would be tasked with providing healing foods to those that were injured but in stable conditions or as instructed by doctors.
For three and a half of those hours, Izuku had a hard time trying to keep a smile off his face. When he saw the destroyed town, he had a hard time smiling afterwards.
Buildings were stripped down to their bare bones. Windows broken, trees uprooted, power lines wrapped around each other. Where once there had been a clear division between sea and land there was now a confused quagmire of storm water, sand, and concrete, even a few ships were now beached in unusual places a few even slammed into buildings.
Was it really just a Typhoon that hit them?
Izuku barely had a moment to think once he landed, he was rushed from one place to the next, given a badge that had the Japanese flag on it, and was separated from Lunch Rush. People spoke in so many different languages around him, mostly English, some Japanese, and a whole lot of others.
Within thirty minutes of landfall, Izuku was put to work.
He made meal after meal, mostly soups, salads, and other healthy foods that would assist with recovery. He started off using his fast cooking feat dazzling the spectators around him and earning a few nods from other emergency workers. But when he started to get light headed he took it easy. By making everything the old fashion way.
By the time someone told him to go to sleep, the sun had already set.
XXXX
Izuku fell face first into his cot. The dull electric lantern that had been provided to him swayed slightly. It was just a single room amid a dozen other rooms in the tent superstructure that had been erected and stocked in less than a minute thanks to the Australian hero Super Scout, his quirk allowed him to do anything that an entire boy scouts troop could do. Which was a really weird quirk.
Not that Izuku had much room to say in that department.
He sat up and turned the light off fully intent on going to sleep. But first.
[Izuku Midoriya: How was the USJ?
Momo Yaoyorozu: Itsuka discovered that belly flops hurt
Izuku Midoriya: Belly flops? Was there water?
Momo Yaoyorozu: No, she just fell. She's fine, she's currently pouting at me for telling you all that.
Itsuka Kendo: I blame Menu!
Sys-admin: What? What did I do?
Itsuka Kendo: When I tripped, I got a notification saying I failed my dexterity check!
Sys-admin: You did! Don't blame me for your being clumsy! Besides you hurt the concrete a lot more than it hurt you!
Nejire Hado: There's an Itsuka shaped pot hole where she landed.
Itsuka Kendo: You're all terrible people.
Itsuka Kendo: But how are you doing Izuku? They rushed you off kinda quick.]
Izuku took in a deep breath and smiled, he tried to push out the voices of those talking just outside his tent flap. The roaring engines of the jeeps were another story. How was he doing? He was in a constant state of 'work, don't think' since this morning. It felt nice, but it was also exhausting.
[Izuku Midoriya: I'm fine. Really tired, and I haven't showered, but I feel pretty good about myself.
Itsuka Kendo: That's great! What do they have you doing?
Izuku Midoriya: Cooking. A lot of cooking. I've been providing meals to the workers and those mildly injured. So far only one person has turned into a girl.
Sys-admin: Look, I'm trying to figure this shit out too!
Izuku Midoriya: I know I know, but still a lot of people were a bit weirded out by their hair turning a different color or any of the other random effects, but most of them got used to it, especially once they realized it was temporary.
Nejire Hado: What about boobs?
Momo Yaoyorozu: You're doing a great job over there Izuku! Keep up the good work!
Itsuka Kendo: What she said!
Itsuka Kendo: It's so awesome that you're already doing hero work! We have to wait another month for work study.
Momo Yaoyorozu: Do you know how long you're going to be there? It feels silly but we do miss you.
Sys-admin: They miss your food. Me too. Izuku, feed me.
Momo Yaoyorozu: I was being genuine Menu.]
Izuku laughed and nuzzled deeper into his cot, finally feeling himself relaxing. He had gotten used to sleeping with the girls, even with Nejire somehow managing to squeeze into their pile while wearing her moon rabbit kimono.
[Izuku Midoriya: I miss you guys too, I think I got used to sleeping with someone holding onto me at night.
Momo Yaoyorozu: !
Nejire Hado: I heard guys find it easier to sleep after they cum so it makes sense.
Itsuka Kendo: It's the same with me.
Sys-admin: I'm adding that to your stats sheet! Right next to your secret desire to put an extra point in charisma.
Nejire Hado: Do it!
Sys-admin: Ahh! Izuku! Nejire Help! Itsuka is being mean to me!
Izuku Midoriya: Your suffering delights me.]
Izuku smiled and stretched out into a yawn, it was about time for him to try and fall asleep. No doubt tomorrow would be even more exhausting. He didn't even know how many days he'd have to be here. While he could get teleported to the girls, he wouldn't be able to get back without another helicopter ride.
[Summoning Momo Yaoyorozu]
Huh?
Izuku blinked when he felt someone squeeze in next to him on the cot, her arms already wrapped around him and her head on his chest. A pair of black dog ears twitched from atop her head and a thick black whacked against the ground. Momo's black eyes met his and a smile grew on her face.
"Hi." Momo said with a nearly comical amount of pep in her voice.
"Uhh, not that I'm complaining but what are you doing here?" Despite his question he wrapped his arm around her and took in a deep breath, enjoying her flowery, clean, scent.
"Well, you said that you might not be able to sleep without one of us so we decided that one of us should go keep you company. I won." Momo nuzzled into him a wide smile on her face. "If you want, you can even go home for a bit, and I can wait here."
"I wouldn't want to leave you alone." Izuku mumbled, his tiredness for the day returning as he held onto Momo.
"I know." Momo sounded so happy. "So let's sleep. You can go wash in the morning. Don't worry about classes, I should be good for tomorrow."
"What if we stay longer?" Izuku muttered.
"We'll swap girls."
That sounded nice. Izuku let out a yawn and looked out towards his tent flap.
Lunch Rush's head poked in for just a moment instead of a chef hat he had on a blue night cap that obscured his eyes. Lunch Rush's head slowly moved back out and a thumbs up appeared in its place for a few moments.