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024 - Dawn of the third day
I wake up in the morning to Jackie's cat-like stare. It occurs to me that, right now, she's the best-dressed person in the room. Talk about bizarre.
"Good morning, Jackie."
She doesn't really answer, a slow blink being her only reaction to my words.
… Did she spend the whole night like that? Granted, Servants don't actually need sleep, but that seems a bit excessive. Boring as heck, too. Nah, she probably noticed I was waking up and decided to do this to unnerve me. It's what I'm choosing to believe anyway.
We hold each other's stares for a while, both of us unwilling to give up first. I would break the standoff by patting her head, but my right hand is buried underneath Haku. And my left has been claimed by Sakura's ample bosom. Really, this would be the perfect way to wake up in the morning if not for Jackie trying to make me uncomfortable. And maybe some harem outfits, though only a fool would complain about naked beauties on their bed.
"As amusing as it is to watch the two of you bond as father and daughter..." Medea's voice interrupts our epic struggle for dominance and smugness rights as she turns around, causing Jackie to slide down her perch on top of Medea's body and into her waiting arms. "Maybe we should get ready for the day? We can hardly indulge on a lazy morning when you have to get ready for school, Master."
Jackie squawks indignantly for a moment, a brief reflexive struggle swiftly becoming blissful surrender as she registers Medea's naked embrace and melts into a pile of goo. Haku and Sakura stir at my sides, slowly getting with a great deal of yawning and eye-rubbing.
They're also releasing my arms, which is a bit of a relief. Now that I'm not distracted by trying to stare down my creepy daughter/servant/hitman, it swiftly comes to my attention that my bladder is about to burst and I really shoul–
"Well, those were some sweet dreams…" Haku trails off after arching her back like a cat, throwing her arms over her head and giving me a sight to remember. "Dibs on the bathroom!"
Slower to wake, Sakura hasn't quite released me just yet and I can only lift my arm in protest before Haku jumps out of the bed. Curses!
Medea chuckles in amusement, running her fingers through Jackie's hair as Haku makes her swift getaway towards the bathroom. Her steps cause her hips to sway in a completely unnecessary way that I'm pretty sure no PE teacher would ever approve of and, right before she disappears into the corridor, leans on the doorframe to send me a cheeky smile.
I groan as I notice the effect her prancing has had on my little soldier. Well, now I wouldn't be able to use the toilet even if I wanted to. Next time I get my hands on her ass I'm going to destroy it.
Sakura watches the situation develop with owlish eyes, barely awake enough to follow Haku's actions. As she slowly processes the situation, her face gets gradually redder, slowly turning her head towards my face, then downwards toward something that's definitely not my face and, finally, examining her own state of (un)dress.
It still takes Sakura a couple of seconds to slowly reach for the bedsheets with a trembling hand and wrap them around her naked body. Then, careful not to let her improvised cloak fall off, she covers her face with both hands.
Silly girl, you'll grow used to this soon enough.
"Mommy." Jackie breaks the silence, turning her head just enough to get Medea's face into her field of vision. "Is Daddy going to have sex with the onee-san again?"
"Not in front of you, sweetie." Medea answers in a chastising tone, ignoring the keening sound that escapes from Teapot Sakura at Jackie's question. "We already had this conversation yesterday."
Jackie nods with an accomplice smile before giggling in the most suspicious way I've ever seen her acting. But it doesn't matter because I'm using my considerable strength of will to avoid reaching the obvious conclusions from her actions and words. I know the brat is doing it on purpose and I'm not going to give her the satisfaction.
We stay like that for a while, each of us reluctant to move, if for different reasons. Medea is too amused by the situation, Sakura is too embarrassed and me… Well, I really could use some help dealing with the little problem that Haku's seductive retreat awakened between my legs, but I'm not going to do anything with Jackie here and…
Let's just say I have the distinct feeling that she'll stop humming happily the second someone tries to pry her from her current perch. On a completely unrelated note, Servants can summon their weapons with a thought, so Jackie always has her knives at hand.
"I… I think I'll go change." Sakura breaks the silence after a couple of minutes, somehow managing to turn an even brighter shade of red when everyone's attention falls on her. "Somewhere else!"
With those words, she swiftly disappears from the room, making her hasty retreat while still wrapped on the sheets and taking nothing else with her. I'm guessing she has spare clothes in the other room?
My musings are interrupted when the bedroom door opens again and she runs back in, hurriedly digging into the dresser for underwear and a clean school uniform before leaving again with an even more mortified expression.
"Well, that happened." I comment, shaking my head fondly before getting up myself. "I think I'll follow her example and go change somewhere else."
Medea seems about to protest the escape of her last piece of eye candy, but that's when Jackie makes a whimpering noise and Medea refocuses on cuddling her. Thankful for the distraction, I smile and nod at Jackie as I'm leaving the room. It's very doubtful that she did it for my benefit, but I appreciate the gesture all the same.
Then she sticks her tongue out at me. Cheeky brat…
"Princess?" I turn around at the gate, as if I've just remembered something.
"Yes, Master?"
"It occurs to me that proper pajamas for Jackie are kind of a priority at the moment."
"She'll have something to wear ready by tonight, master."
See if you stick your tongue out to me again after being Medea's dressing doll for the day.
In the end, I didn't manage to handle my little problem before we left for school. And Haku makes sure to tease me just enough for it to never quite go down by itself. Hiding a boner with magecraft might be the most frivolous usage of a mystery up to date, even considering the infinite alternate universes out there, but I've already stated multiple times that I'm a lousy magus.
I'll admit that being walked to school by two attractive females isn't doing me any favors. Especially since both of them are aware enough to know what I'm doing, one of them incapable of looking at me without blushing up a storm and the other doing her best to 'innocently' grind herself into me at the flimsiest of excuses.
By the time we're reaching the school gates, saying I've had enough is a bit of an understatement. Still, I escort the two of them to the Archery Club like the perfect gentleman I most definitely am not. I even remain outside the changing room while they get into their practice clothes, no matter what sort of suggestive noises can be heard from the other side of the gates of paradise.
When Sakura gets out alone though, looking a bit dazed and a fair deal flustered, I decide enough is enough.
"Haku might take a bit." I growl at Sakura as I block the door from closing with an arm. "Why don't you go ahead, Sakura-chan?"
In other circumstances I would've appreciated the meeping noise that escapes her in answer, but I'm already entering into the room, gaze searching for the orange-haired vixen that has been taunting me for the last hour and a half.
I find her sprawled languidly on the bench, wearing an untied gi and absolutely nothing else.
"Nii-san?" She asks in mock-surprise, pretending to shrinking into herself and doing such a poor job of covering up her body that it has to be on purpose. "This is the girl's changing room, you can't be here!"
"Your brother is not here, little lamb." I improvise in a deep growl, playing along. "And the big bad wolf doesn't care about those things."
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Her ass is well and truly destroyed by the time I decide it's enough punishment and carry her to the bench to cuddle for a bit. My clothes seem to have mysteriously fallen all over the place while I was busy disciplining the little vixen, but that only means more skin contact.
I take a deep breath, letting out a contented sigh as Haku squirms around, trying to find the most comfortable position. Getting rid of all that pent up frustration felt nice, but this is the real prize.
"Mmm… Nii-san..." She whispers dreamily in my arms. "Tell me you love me?"
"What, tired of the big bad wolf already?" I ask teasingly.
"A rough fucking is nice." She admits without a hint of shame. "But a girl wants to be cuddled and hear nice things too!"
"That's fair." I nod sagely, before leaning down to kiss her forehead. "I love you, Haku."
"I love you too, Nii-san."
"MITSUZURI-SENPAI!" We suddenly hear Sakura's unusually loud and shrill voice right from the other side of the door. "W-what brings you around in the morning? Is there something wrong?"
We trade panicked looks as Ayako's ininteligible but unmistakably cheerful voice is heard in answer. What's she even doing here? Doesn't matter, going by her usual modus operandi and assuming Sakura's return after skipping school for a couple of days will hold her attention for a while… We have ten to fifteen seconds to hide our misdeeds before we're caught.
Haku's face sets into a determined expression, a small nervous smile tugging at her lips as she throws herself towards the bench where her uniform is still neatly folded while I grab all the clothes scattered on the floor. Without time to actually put my clothes on, I run as stealthily as I can towards the window with them piled on my arms, throwing the gi Haku was wearing at the beginning in her direction before frantically fiddling with the window lock.
"U-um! Mitsuzuri-senpai!" Sakura cries out frantically. "Emiya-senpai asked for privacy this morning and–"
My efforts redouble, the lock clearly needs some oil and resists a bit, but I finally manage to open it as the door creaks open. I freeze for a moment, fearing I've been caught, only for the door to never open fully.
"Don't worry, Matou." Ayako cuts her off, obviously unconcerned but still pausing her actions to answer her. "Haku-san and I go way back, there's nothing she could be dealing with in there I haven't seen before."
Heh, if only she knew. But I don't waste my last chance making puns, jumping out of the building and landing on the grassy ground outside. The window closes behind me right as I hear the door opening all the way and all the sound cuts off. That's some good soundproofing there.
Now I just need to get dressed before someone catches me. I owe Sakura one.
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