Capítulo 182: 12
Chapter twelve: Everything you have accomplished.
"Crash." – talks.
'Crash.' – thoughts.
"Crash." – Yamato.
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"How in the blue hell did that happen?!" Naruto's yell echoed throughout Snow country's palace. "Fucking tell me!" He shouted in Raikage's face.
"The…" The Raikage hesitated. "T-The council, Naruto-sama… They sent her on a mission, which happened to be Akatsuki's ambush…" The Kumo leader held a pause. "It must be some kind of mistake!"
"Fucking hell it's a mistake!" Naruto yelled back. "They fucking sold her out!" He started releasing dark energy. "That's it! I've had enough of them!"
Raikage's eyes widened. "No! Naruto-sama, please! You have to give them another…" He was interrupted.
"Another chance?! Are you fucking kidding me?!" Naruto asked in disbelief. "I gave them too many chances already!" He clenched his fist in front of his face. "Once I save Yugito, the council is going down!"
"B-But Naruto-sama! You can't! There are many people in the council! Some of them are loyal!" The Raikage pleaded.
"And some are not enough!" Naruto snapped at him… but then looked curiously. "You know what, Ay? I'm kinda surprised you're defending them. If anything, they're usurping your power, not mine." He cocked his head to the side. "I wonder whose side you're on."
Raikage's eyes widened even more. "How can you say that, Naruto-sama! I'm your most loyal follower and I…"
"Then stop fucking questioning my orders!" Naruto shouted.
Ay looked down, defeated. "Hai, Naruto-sama."
The blond demon smirked. "Still, I understand your feelings. They're your villagers after all…" The Raikage raised his eyes at him. "And good people are hard to find these days. So I'll tell you what… You, my friend, have the permission to tell your so-called loyal people to… let's just say… retire quietly."
Ay's eyes lit up immediately. "Thank you, Naruto-sama! You won't regret this!"
"I'd better not, Ay. So don't fuck this up."
"Of course!" The hidden village leader bowed.
Naruto sighed. "Anyway, where did they send her?"
The Raikage straightened. "The border of Fire country."
Naruto slapped his forehead. "Again Fire country! Man I hate that place! So much trees…" He turned to Raikage. "And who might be Akatsuki members?"
"Itachi and Kisame are laying low for the moment. Deidara hasn't been heard of since Ichibi's kidnapping. So my guess they are Hidan and Kakuzu."
"Hmm…" Naruto rubbed his chin. "Alright. I got it. Once I'm done with them, tell Killer Bee that Akatsuki's going down."
"Hai, Naruto-sama." The Raikage bowed.
"Also…" Naruto continued. "Contact Mizukage-chan… Tell her… Operation "Stormbringer" commence."
The Kumo leader smiled evilly. "Finally…" He said and disappeared.
"Damn… So many shit on my head in such a beautiful day…" Naruto mumbled.
"Ahem…" Someone said from behind.
Naruto turned around. "Oh, hell! Sorry, Koyuki-chan, it just can't be helped…"
The Snow princess pouted. "Damn! It's always like that!" She crossed her arms and turned away from him.
Naruto smiled and walked closer. "Now, now… Don't be mad at me." He said gently, wrapping his arms around her. "You know how it goes. But very soon we'll be able to do whatever the hell we want."
Koyuki giggled. "Sounds promising."
"Yeah, it is…" He said as he caressed her neck. "Prepare yourself, because when I return, I'm gonna show you why exactly I think Icha-Icha is a piece of monkey crap…" Naruto removed himself from her and disappeared in a burst of flames.
Koyuki sat still for a few moments, and then… "Damn!" She cursed. "Another pair of underwear…"
With Jiraiya and Orochimaru…
"You know…" Jiraiya started as two sannins were jumping from tree to tree side by side. "I'm still curious, why you of all people proposed that we come together…"
Orochimaru glanced his way. "Nothing to wonder about." He said. "If we run into Uzumaki, there's no way we could take him on in one on one fight… But together we might have a chance…"
"Hmm… good point…" Jiraiya had to admit. "But then again… Our chances of running onto him are very slim…"
"Yeah…" Orochimaru agreed. "Slim indeed…"
With Hidan…
"Fuck! Where is that fucking Kakuzu!" Hidan thought as he sat on the stone steps. "Fuck him and his money!" He stated… and then turned to the unconscious blond girl, who just happened to be the jinchuriki of Nibi. "And this bitch… It's against my beliefs to not kill my opponent!"
Looking up at the sun, the Jashin follower ran a hand through his hair and shook his head. "Damn! I wonder what that was…" He said to himself, remembering the Fire temple. "He wasn't just dead… he looked… empty. Who could possibly do that?" He wondered… but then heard some movement from behind.
"About fucking time, Kakuzu! What were you doing with that fuck…?" He stopped asking the question due to him being impaled with two swords from both sides by two men with leaf headbands. "Ouch! That hurt, damn it!" He said and both men's jaws hit the floor.
"H-H-How?!" One of them asked.
"Hey! You two motherfuckers! Get this shit out of me!" Hidan yelled and started to struggle.
"Izumo, Kotetsu! Hold him still until I get him with my shadow!" Someone shouted from the roof.
"E-Easy for you to say!" Izumo said.
"Hurry, Shikamaru!" Kotetsu added.
Without saying anything else, Shikamaru extended his own shadow towards Hidan… but had to jump off the roof, when someone attacked him from behind.
"About damn time, Kakuzu!" Hidan said finally shrugging Izumo and Kotetsu off. "Took your fucking time!" He said pulling swords out of himself.
"I had to count the money." Kakuzu stated emotionlessly.
"Yeah, yeah. Anyway, now I have necessary sacrifices for Jashin-sama!"
Kakuzu slapped his forehead. 'Not this again…'
"Stay out of this, Kakuzu!" Hidan shouted.
His partner narrowed his eyes. "We don't have the time. We must transport the jinchuriki."
"She can wait! I want my sacrifices!"
Kakuzu sighed. "Don't say I haven't warned you."
Instantly, with insane laughter, Hidan lunged at three Konoha shinobi… only to be knocked aside by the fourth one.
"Perfect timing, Asuma." Shikamaru said.
"Not perfect enough." The jounin answered. "So I take it those are Akatsuki…"
Kakuzu rolled his eyes. "How did you guess?!" He asked sarcastically.
Asuma's eyes narrowed. "You both are under arrest!"
Hidan and Kakuzu looked at each other and then burst into mad laughter.
"A funny one…" Kakuzu said when he stopped laughing.
"Arrested, are we?!" Hidan asked laughing still. "Pretty confident… for a sacrifice!" He lunged at Konoha shinobi again.
"Damn, dodge!" Asuma shouted evading Hidan's large scythe.
"You're not getting away!" Hidan screamed swinging his scythe with attached cable.
"Damn!" Asuma swore. "Shikamaru! We'll distract him. Try to get him with your shadow!"
"Hai!" The chunin answered as his three teammates engaged Akatsuki member in a close fight.
Meanwhile, Kakuzu silently stood with unconscious Yuigito on his shoulder. 'This fool's gonna get it…' He thought, but then noticed his partner managed to injure the one with the beard. 'Good… one down.' He counted in his head as Hidan started to draw his symbol on the ground.
'Not good!' Asuma thought and threw a fire jutsu at Hidan… only to receive the same injuries. "W-What was… that…?" He said in shock from sudden pain.
"Hahaha! Now you will know pain!" Hidan shouted… only to stop doing everything… "What the hell?!" He looked down to see shadow connection between him and one of Konoha ninja. "Kuso! Let me go, you motherfucker!"
"I don't think so." Shikamaru answered struggling to keep his enemy still. 'How did he damage Asuma?' He thought quickly. 'The symbol! I must get him out from it!' He started to slowly move backwards.
"I said let me go, you piece of shit!" The Jashin follower screamed as his body unwillingly left the circle.
"Now, Asuma, attack!" Shikamaru shouted.
Ignoring the pain, Asuma stood up and made a run towards the Akatsuki member.
"Fuck!" Hidan cursed. "Kakuzu, help!"
But Kakuzu stood still.
"KAKUZU!" Hidan screamed as Asuma cut off his head.
"One." Now it was Shikamaru who counted.
"And one to go." Asuma added.
"Kakuzu!" All Konoha ninja's eyes widened. "Do you have any idea how much it hurts, you fucker!"
"Im-Impossible…" Shikamaru mumbled. Everyone else just stood dumbfounded.
"You brought this on yourself, Hidan." Kakuzu said, walking towards the severed head and picking it up.
"Hey! What the fuck are you doing?!" Hidan yelled. "Bring my body, not my head!"
"Shut up." Kakuzu stated stoically. "It's much easier that way." Hidan was about to say anything else, but Kakuzu thought otherwise. "And if you say anything else, I will leave you as you are." Surprisingly it was enough to shut Hidan up… at least until Kakuzu reattached back his head.
"Ahhh… That's better!" Hidan said cocking his head from side to side.
"What has just happened?" Kotetsu asked.
"Looks like we're fucked." Izumo answered.
'Damn!' Shikamaru thought. 'This guys are strong… And I have absolutely no idea what the other guy's fighting skills are!' Then he summarized. 'If we don't have reinforcements, then we're in deep shit…'
"Enough of your shit, Hidan. Let's kill them." Kakuzu replied.
"Alright, alright. You're so annoying…" Hidan answered… but then.
"Withdraw." Echoed in Hidan and Kakuzu's heads.
"What? Leader?" Hidan asked.
"Withdraw now! We must seal two tails immediately!"
"Hai, hai… fun spoiler…" Hiadn muttered. Kakuzu said nothing. "Hey you! Konoha fuckers we'll return, ya hear!" The Jashin follower said pointing at Shikamaru and his company.
"Let's go, Hidan." Kakuzu stated… but suddenly nearby area exploded in flames.
"What the hell is that?!" Hidan screamed.
"Everybody stay alert!" Asuma commanded.
Slowly the flames died down, and there stood one young man, dressed in all black.
"Finally! Naruto has come back to Fire country!" He said.
Everybody's eyes widened.
"U-Uzumaki? Is that you?" Kakuzu asked.
Naruto rolled his eyes. "No! I'm Harry Potter!"
Hidan and Kakuzu looked at each other, then back to Naruto. "Who the hell is Harry Potter?!" Hidan shouted.
The blond demon shrugged. "Fuck me if I know…"
"Naruto!" Ex-jinchuriki turned to face… Asuma. "Was it you, who attacked the Fire temple?!"
"Yep." Naruto answered and turned back to Akatsuki members, whose eyes widened even more.
"Yep? YEP?! What the hell, Naruto! What happened to you?! Why did you do this?!" The burned jounin screamed.
Naruto turned back to him, smiling. "Why? To get my new sword of course!" Sheathed Yamato appeared in his hand.
Amusingly, the most shocked out of everyone who saw the sword was Hidan. He gasped loudly. "Kakuzu! We must retreat NOW!"
Kakuzu stood there shocked. For the first time he saw his undying partner scared. "What?"
Hidan pointed with a shaking hand at Naruto's katana. "T-That sword! Jashin-sama says "Run from it! Run as fast as you can!"
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "You know, the sword itself is not gonna hurt you…" Then his smile widened. "I on the other hand…"
"What's the delay?!" Echoed in Akatsuki member's head.
"It's Uzumaki, leader-sama." Kakuzu replied.
"Oh!" Naruto said. "Is this Pain? If it is, then tell him exactly this… Ahem… Naruto says go FUCK yourself!"
Kakuzu's eyes narrowed. "Hidan! Withdraw!" Kakuzu stated jumping off, with Hidan shortly on his tail.
Naruto chuckled darkly. "Hmhmhm… Oh no, you don't!" He said and disappeared in a flash of black.
Four Konoha shinobi stood dumbfounded. "Well, what should we do?" Shikamaru asked.
Asuma gritted his teeth. "I'm not letting either of those bastards to go away!" He shouted following Hidan and Kakuzu's trail.
"Asuma, wait!" Shikamaru screamed. "Damn him!"
"What are we gonna do, Shikamaru?" Kotetsu asked.
Shikamaru hit the ground with his fist. "Stupid idiot! He's just gonna kill himself!" He looked down. "What can he do against both of them?! You saw Akatsuki's reaction on Naruto?! They were freaking afraid of him!" His head shot up, determination in his eyes. "I'm not gonna let him die! Come!"
Back with Hidan and Kakuzu…
"Have we lost him?" Hidan asked.
Kakuzu held a pause. "I don't sense his presence behind…"
"Maybe because I'm ahead?" A smug voice said.
Hidan and Kakuzu stopped dead in their tracks. Uzumaki Naruto stood right in front of them.
"You look surprised." He said.
Kakuzu's eyes narrowed. "What do you want, Uzumaki? We said we don't need you already. Why do you stand in our way?"
Naruto smirked. "Well, that's obvious!" He pointed at the unconscious girl on Kakuzu's shoulder. "You see, this girl is mine… And I don't like very much when people take what's mine."
Kakuzu put Yugito on the ground and took a battle stance. "Get out of our way, or I will use force." He stated emotionlessly.
"HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto raised his right hand in front of his face, and then quickly lowered it down to its side. Immediately a large ring of fire surrounded them all. "Go ahead!" The blond demon said, crossing his arms.
Kakuzu tensed, quickly calculating his next actions… but then…
"Hahaha!" Hidan's head shot up with insane look. "Jashin-sama says run… but I won't!" He drew his scythe. "I will show him my strength! I won't back down! Haaaaaaa!" He lunged at Naruto.
"No, Hidan! Stop!" Kakuzu screamed, as Naruto lowered his arms.
"Shin-ne, Uzumaki!" Hidan yelled swinging his scythe at the blond demon. What no one expected though was that he actually hit him, impaling the ex-jinchuriki right through the chest.
Kakuzu's… what the hell, even Hidan's eyes widened, as Naruto fell on his knees coughing blood… But then, insane look returned into Hidan's eyes.
"Hmhmhm… Ahahaha! That was just too easy!" Hidan raised his weapon to his own mouth. "Prepare to be sacrificed, Uzumaki!" He shouted licking the bloodied blade of his scythe… what he missed though, was an evil smile on Naruto's face.
"This is the end of you, Uzumaki! I'm gonna… gonna… guh!" Hidan clutched his own chest.
Kakuzu's eyes widened again. "What happened, Hidan?!"
But Hidan couldn't hear him. He dropped his weapon and fell on his knees, coughing blood madly.
Kakuzu glared at Naruto. "What have you done to him?!" He shouted.
Naruto chuckled darkly. "Hmhmhm… What I did? Absolutely nothing!" He said, getting up… the wound gone already. "Tsk, tsk, tsk… Didn't your mother tell you that drinking demon's blood isn't healthy?" He said giving Hidan a pitiful look.
"Demon?" Kakuzu asked. "You're not a demon. Just a jinchuriki!"
Naruto ran a hand through his hair. "Don't you read news? I am demon now." He said, releasing a small portion of dark energy.
Kakuzu gasped. 'What power!'
Meanwhile, Hidan was still on the ground, coughing his guts out.
Naruto shook his head. "Oh, you poor thing… I think it's time I put you out of your misery." He raised his left arm. "Hadou #54 Haien!" A portion of strange purple fire escaped from his arm and hit Hidan right in the chest… incinerating his body completely.
Kakuzu's eyes widened to their limits, as he immediately separated himself in five parts.
Naruto smirked. "Smart. Nothing more to be said…" He said, slowly walking towards Hidan's remains… meaning a pile of ashes and a scythe… oh, and a ring of course, which he picked up. "Well, it was not like he was something more than a pile of crap anyway…" Then he turned to Kakuzu… well, his body anyway… "You know, Kakuzu…" He said, putting his arm inside of his coat. Kakuzu tensed, but Naruto pulled out… a can of cola. "We don't have to be enemies." He pulled up another one and extended it towards Kakuzu. "You're not like this piece of trash. You're smart. You also like money… and I have a lot. What do you say?" The blond demon asked, smiling.
Kakuzu's eyes narrowed. "I already have an employer." He said stoically.
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Really? Who?"
"Jiraiya of the sannin…"
Naruto's smile immediately faded. "So, you're working for Konoha… That's too bad…" He hit two cans against each other over his head and emptied them into his mouth. "Ahhh… well… Then I guess I'll have to kill you." He threw empty cans away and pointed his left hand towards one of Kakuzu's separate hearts. "Hadou #4 Byakurai!" Instantly, a beam of white light pierced creature's mask, efficiently destroying it.
"Kuso." Kakuzu stated and started to run around, along with his remaining hearts.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk… do you think your running around will help you?" Naruto replied, still standing in the same place. He raised his arm again… this time towards Kakuzu's body directly. "Bakudo #61 Rikujoukourou!"
"What the…!" Kakuzu stopped dead in his tracks, due to him being restrained by what looked like six pillars of light."What is this?!" The old bounty hunter screamed.
Naruto smirked. "Oh, don't worry. I won't forget you… only play a little with your ugly friends." He said as Yamato appeared in his hand.
There was nothing Kakuzu could do. The only thing that's left was to watch as Naruto efficiently destroying his remaining hearts. Of course they tried to resist, throwing some powerful ninjutsu at him, like Raiton: Gian, or Katon: Zukkoku… But he tossed them aside like it was nothing. In the end, only two of them remained… one blond demon and one soon to be dead bounty hunter.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk… Little pests, are they?" Naruto asked as Yamato disappeared in his hand. "Don't look so surprised! I knew your every skill!"
"What now, Uzumaki… Going to kill me?" Kakuzu asked.
Naruto rubbed his chin. "Hmmm, let me think… Yep!"
"Then finish it and get this over with." Kakuzu replied, closing his eyes.
Naruto's eyes narrowed. "Pathetic! Look at you, standing here waiting for your own death… You could've been so much more…" He was about to finish him, when a sudden question appeared in his mind. "Before you die, answer just one question… Why work for Jiraiya?"
"Because I know Akatsuki's plan…"
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Really? And what is it?"
Kakuzu smirked. "You asked for only one question."
Naruto smirked back. "Fair enough…" He started to raise his arm, but then…
"A question in return, if you will…" Kakuzu said.
"Hmm…" The demon lowered his hand. "Also fair enough."
"What happened to Hidan?"
Naruto made an evil smile. "Oh! A good question indeed!" He crossed his arms. "You see, when I first heard of Hidan's immortality, it kinda shocked me. No human can be truly immortal." He took a pause. "But then I heard about his Jashinism religion. You see, to become a follower of Jashin, who just happened to be a demon and not a God…" Kakuzu's eyes widened. "…Right. All you need to do is drink his blood." Naruto put his hand on Kakuzu's shoulder. "I didn't actually expect this Jashin to be this weak… It just took a lick of my blood to destroy his… 'blessing' hahaha!"
Kakuzu closed his eyes. "I see… Is that all?"
"Yep… Hadou #54 Haien!" And with that Kakuzu joined Hidan in the afterlife.
"Another one down…" Naruto said, picking up Kakuzu's ring. He then brought up recently salvaged Hidan's ring, and brought them close to the one that was on his left hand. "Yunifai!" Suddenly in a bright flash of light, two Akatsuki rings were absorbed into the third one. Instead of previous imprint, a kanji for 'three' appeared on it.
"Nice!" Naruto said, smiling… Then went to an unconscious Yugito. "Oh! So that's why she hasn't awakened yet…" He replied, removing a suppressor seal from girl's forehead.
Yugito immediately started to show signs of life. "W-What? Where am… Naruto?" Was the only thing she could say, before receiving a hard slap across her face. "N-Naruto? Why?"
Naruto grabbed her by the hair. "Do you have any fucking idea how you scared me?!"
"Wha…" She was not allowed to say anything, because he pulled her closer and crashed his lips onto hers. Her eyes widened, but then she melted and leaned into the kiss.
Finally, after few minutes, Naruto broke the contact.
"You stupid bitch…" He whispered into her ear. "For a moment I almost thought that I lost you…" He pulled her closer. "Why haven't you activated the fucking ring?!"
"Oh, Naruto! I-I'm sorry… I thought I could take them by myself, and then… then…" She sobbed.
"Shhh…" He rubbed her head. "Don't cry. They both are dead. You're safe."
"H-Hai…"
"Alright…" He picked her up bridal style. "Let's go back to Kumo…" He canceled the ring of flames and was about to depart… when he noticed that he could not move.
"You haven't forgotten about us already, have you… Naruto?" Shikamaru's voice sounded from behind.
Naruto narrowed his eyes. "Can you run?" He asked the girl in his arms.
"Y-Yeah, I think so…" Yugito answered.
"Good. Then go back to Kumo. Signal me when you reach it. I'll meet you there…"
"But they…!"
"Go!" Naruto commanded. "And remind Kirabi that 'Red dawn is going down'."
Yugito smiled. "Alright, I will." She jumped off of Naruto and ran away.
Naruto looked over his shoulder at Shikamaru. "Everything you have accomplished by pursuing me is made me fight. You should've let me leave!"
Shikamaru tensed. "And you should not threat me, while I hold you captive. We're taking you back to Konoha."
The blond demon smirked. "Oh really?!" Then something shocking happened… He turned around.
Shikamaru's jaw hit the ground. 'H-How?! I'm still holding him!'
"Surprised, are you?" Naruto ran his right hand through his hair. "Before anything, let me tell you this… For such a smart person to attack me with darkness was probably the dumbest idea in your entire life!"
'Shit!' Shikamaru thought and tried to undo the jutsu… only to find that he could not move himself. 'What the…?'
"Oh, can't move, can you? You poor thing…" Naruto mocked. "Though I shouldn't probably blame you for the mistakes of your elders."
"What? What do you mean?"
Naruto sighed. "Do you have any idea how this jutsu of yours work? Don't answer, I know you don't. So let me explain it to you… The short version of course." He pulled out a can of cola… Shikamaru remained still. "You see, your clansmen can control people's movements by controlling their shadows… But that's only because these people have absolutely no control over darkness." He drank the can down. "Now you see, when the shadows are connected, the one with the better control dominates… in our case, that's me…"
Naruto's speech was interrupted, when Izumo and Kotetsu landed near Shikamaru.
"Shikamaru, what's wrong?" Only instead of Shikamaru, the answer came from another person.
"Seeing as Naruto has not done speaking, you two jabronis should know your role and SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" He cleared his throat. "Now where was I…? Oh yes! You see, Shikamaru, my control over darkness is so great that even without making a single move I can make you do this!"
Suddenly Shikamaru jumped right from his position, grabbed Kotetsu's head and gave him an RKO.
"What the hell are you doing, Shikamaru!" Izumo screamed.
"It's not me!"
"…Or this…" Naruto continued.
Next thing Shikamaru knew, he was kicking Izumo in the stomach and giving him the stunner.
"Or even this!" Naruto snapped his fingers.
Shikamaru's eyes widened when he raised his hands over his head… and then started to cross them repeatedly in front of his crouch.
"Yeah! That's a new member of DX for ya!" Naruto clapped… just when he was attacked from behind by Asuma. With a frown, Naruto disappeared in a flash of black and reappeared a few meters away.
"Awww!" Naruto pouted. "Look what you've done, you overgrown unshaved bag of monkey crap! Because of you I had to release him!" He pointed at his ex-captive.
"Are you alright, Shikamaru?" Asuma asked readying his trench knives.
"Y-Yeah, I think so…" The chuunin looked around. "What are we gonna do, Asuma? My shadows are useless against him…"
The jounin suddenly remembered Kurenai's sad face… "Naruto! Why did you betray us?!"
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "What? I never betrayed anyone in my life!"
Asuma growled. "How dare you say something like that after turning your back on Konoha?!"
Naruto raised second eyebrow. "Oh, that's what this all about… Well, let me tell you this, I have never betrayed Konoha…"
"YOU FUCKING LIAR!"
Naruto rolled his eyes. "SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I never betrayed Konoha, because Konoha never had my loyalty to begin with!"
Asuma's eyes widened. "T-Then you… all those years…"
"Yeah, lil' old me, all those years tried to find a better way to fuck up your precious Konoha!"
"B-But why?"
"Enough talk! I have business to attend." He turned around and started to walk away… only to find Asuma in his way again.
"You're not going anywhere!" He shouted.
"Asuma, wait!" Shikamaru said.
Naruto crossed his arms. "You know, I don't understand you. With me gone, you can have Kurenai-chan all to yourself… Why bring me back?"
Shikamaru raised an eyebrow. 'Kurenai-chan?'
Asuma on the other hand gritted his teeth. "I will do anything for her… even this… to see a smile on her face…" He took a battle stance.
Naruto snorted. "Oh how romantic!" Then he sighed. "You know, Asuma… I'm gonna miss you…"
Asuma's grip on his knives tightened. "I haven't lost yet!" He yelled as he lunged at our favorite demon.
"No, Asuma don't!" Shikamaru pleaded.
"You're wrong, you already have…" Naruto said, and extended his arm… with already appearing Yamato in it, towards running jounin.
Asuma only had the time to widen his eyes, when the demon blade pierced his chest.
"Guh!"
Naruto sheathed his sword with a click, and a fountain of blood erupted from jounin's chest. With a pure shock on his face Asuma fell on the ground limply.
"ASUMA!" Shikamaru screamed, running towards his fallen sensei. "No, Asuma, don't die!" He pleaded.
Meanwhile, Naruto stood nearby with a raised eyebrow. 'Well, I guess I'll just cut off his head and be on my way…'
"No! You can't!" A voice in his head stated.
'What?! Why?'
"Anime rules! When a positive character cries over his fallen comrade, a villain should stay in one place and do nothing!" Yamato answered.
Naruto took a sudden offence. 'Hey! I'm not a villain! I just had a hard childhood, okay?!'
"Doesn't matter!"
The demon growled. 'You know what doesn't matter? Your anime rules! If I'm a fucking villain, then I shouldn't give a damn about how I kill!'
"Good point…"
Haven't seen the need for further discussion, Naruto clicked his sword open and was about to cut off crying Shikamaru's head… when suddenly he somersaulted backwards.
"You know…" He started. "Attacking from behind is a villain's prerogative…" Naruto turned around to face… Jiraiya and Orochimaru…
'Wait a minute…' He thought. 'Jiraiya and Orochimaru? Jiraiya and Orochimaru?! TOGETHER?! That's it!'
"Orochimaru!" Naruto screamed.
The snake charmer smirked. "What, happy to see me?"
Naruto growled. "First you cheat on me with Sasuke, and now this! That's it! I want a divorce!"
Jiraiya raised an eyebrow. "Are you two married?"
Orochimaru slapped his forehead. "Of course not!" Then he noticed Shikamaru. "Hey, boy? Are you okay?"
"I am… but Asuma…" Shikamaru answered… probably because he hasn't seen who asked him.
"Why did you do that, Naruto?" Jiraiya asked. "You wanted to be a Hokage!"
Naruto chuckled darkly. "Hokage's job is shit…" He turned to Orochimaru. "Only a fool would want it."
Jiraiya's eyes narrowed. "We're going to bring you back."
"Haha! Oh, don't worry, I'll definitely be back… back to that dump you call a village… And I'll do exactly what I do best, and that's layeth the smacketh down ON ALL YOUR CANDY ASSES!" Then he sighed. "I could stay and chat a little more, but I wasted enough time already…" The dark energy swirled around him.
"Get ready!" Orochimaru screamed.
"You don't have to tell me that!" Jiraiya screamed back.
"What should I do with you…?" He smirked. "How about this…" The demon raised his arm. "Genjutsu Oni: Hateshiganai Kuragari! (Eternal Darkness)"
Immediately the world around Jiraya and Orochimaru became black.
'What the hell?!' Jiraiya thought.
'I can't see, I can't hear… Shit, I can't even smell!' Orochimaru thought.
'Hmmm… overkill…' Naruto thought… Then a sudden idea came to his mind. 'How about this?'
Suddenly, the sannins' surroundings turned from just black to… red and black…
Orochimaru's jaw hit the ground. "No… That cannot be!"
Jiraiya turned to him. "What?" But Orochimaru ignored him.
"How are you able to cast this genjutsu?!"
Naruto chuckled and took off his sunglasses. "Take a fucking guess!" He opened his eyes to demonstrate… two Mangekyo Sharingans.
Jiraiya took a step back and Orochimaru's heart almost stopped. But then…
"HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! You should've seen your faces!" His eyes turned from ultimate Sharingans to their original blackness. "No, I don't have a Sharingan… not that I need one anyway…" He put his sunglasses back on.
"Then how!"
Naruto spread his arms and smiled brightly. "Welcome in my version of Tsukiyomi!"
Jiraiya's eyes widened. 'The Tsukiyomi… the one Kakashi told me about…"
Orochimaru on the other hand… "What do you mean your version?! I see no differences?!"
"Well, before I tell you that, let's thank Itachi-kun first for using the original on me back in…" Naruto smiled evilly. "…Now that is a story for another time." He pulled out a can of cola. "You see, Itachi's version of this genjutsu… well, let's just say I found it not too effective…"
Orochimaru snorted. "Not effective?! That's probably the most powerful genjutsu in the world!"
Naruto choked on his cola. "God may be with you, Orochi-chan! If it was, I would've been dead many times already!" He took a sip again. "It just has too many flaws… eye strain, chakra usage, blindness… there's more actually. As a matter of fact, the one I used before was far more powerful." He smirked again. "I think that even my own version is more powerful…"
"You still haven't mentioned the differences…" Jiraiya interrupted.
"Oh yes, almost forgot. Now how Itachi said it… that's right! In this world I control time, space and even the mass of objects…" He scratched the back of his head. "Well, that's actually a lie… I do not control time."
Orochimaru's eyes narrowed. "Which means…"
"Yep. As we're speaking, the time is the same in the real world…" He drank cola again. "You see, I had to sacrifice something in order to perform this technique more effectively. I choose time…"
"But that's a major flaw!" Jiraiya stated.
Naruto rolled his eyes. "Oh thank you, the great toad sennin, for this very obvious observation… Don't you think I know that?!" Then he smiled evilly. "But there are also advantages…"
"And they are?"
The demon rubbed his chin. "Well, no harm in telling you… The advantages are: firstly, it doesn't strain my eyes. Secondly I, as you can see, can cast it on more than one person at the same time. Third and the most important… I don't need to look directly into opponent eyes to cast it… There are actually a few more, but they're not so major…"
"Well then…" Orochimaru started. "Let me tell you another major flaw of your… version." He put his arm on Jiraiya's shoulder. Suddenly realizing his partner's plan, Jiraiya did the same. "Putting multiple persons into a genjutsu raises their chances of breaking out!" Both sannins closed their eyes and started injecting chakra into each other.
A few seconds later, they reopened their eyes to see… the same black and red world.
"H-How?!" Orochimaru stuttered.
Naruto's smile widened. "Please, let me be the first one to break the bad news to you two ROODY POO CANDY ASSES!" The demon shouted. "Firstly, let me tell you this, I could've killed you twenty times, when you both closed your eyes… Elite ninjas my ass…" He drank his cola again. "Secondly, you should've seen your faces… priceless!" He chuckled darkly. "And the third…" The blond demon raised his eyebrows a few times playfully. "After I drained Kyuubi's power, I became a demon myself… meaning that I have no chakra, only yoki."
"But you shouldn't be able to cast a genjutsu then!" Jiraiya screamed.
"Hmph… That's what I thought, before realizing something. A genjutsu is used by injecting some of caster's chakra into victim's body, and further controlling it by manipulating chakra in its body… But I had an even better idea! Usually a yoki is lethal to any human… but in very small doses, it can be used just as well as chakra." His smile widened even more. "But there is a twist! You see, small doses, but it's still a yoki… and how do you break the genjutsu?"
Jiraiya immediately answered. "By disrupting the chakra flo..w…"
Orochimaru's eyes widened.
"Haha! I see you both got it. You CAN'T break my genjutsu without having your own yoki! HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He could laugh all day at the look on their faces, but then…
"Jiraiya-sama!" Suddenly two more persons appeared in genjutsu world, Ino and Chouji…
"What the…?" The young Akimichi asked.
Ino said nothing…
The ex-Konoha genin narrowed his eyes. 'Perfect timing. Yugito already made it… good…' "Well, as fun as it was, I have to go…" Naruto dispelled the genjutsu. "Don't miss me too much!" He said, disappearing in a burst of flames.
Two sannins stood there dumbfounded for a few minutes…
"Saved by the bell…" Jiraiya stated.
"No." Orochimaru replied. "He couldn't kill us…"
Jiraya raised an eyebrow. "Why not?!"
"I still have one ring."
"Oh… Yeah, right. At least we have one advantage over him."
"Yes, but how long will it last…?"
Kumogakure. Raikage's office…
Naruto appeared in Raikage's office. Yugito and Kirabi were already there.
"Ahhh, you're all here, good." The demon turned to the village leader. "Have you done what I said?"
"Yes, Naruto-sama."
"Excellent! Now…" He was about to make his announce, when…
"Naruto-sama yo!" Guess who said that… "Hear my new rhymes yo! You're gonna love them for sure!"
Naruto wanted to slap his forehead. "Later, Kirabi. Now I have a present for you two…" He said to Kirabi and Yugito. "Follow me."
Kumogakure. Council chamber…
Naruto announced himself by kicking the doors open.
"It's so nice to see you, my friends!" He stated.
"Who are you?" One of the councilmen spoke. "And how dare you to break into this room like that?!"
Naruto smirked. "Why should I introduce myself to someone who doesn't even have enough class to introduce himself first? What is your name?"
"I'm the noble…"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!" Naruto shouted back.
The council member fumed. "How dare you speak with me like that?! I'm…" But he wasn't allowed to finish.
"Hadou #4 Byakurai!" Naruto pointed two fingers at the imbecile, and a beam of light made another hole in his head… right in the middle of his forehead.
Other council members panicked. "Guards! Send for the guards!" Someone screamed… but no one came.
"No, no my friends you ain't going nowhere…" He wagged his finger at them. "And for who I am… I, my good people, am the jabroni beating, LALALALALAAAW pie eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising, stronger than a bear, faster than a bug, the greatest thing that came to this world, which I'm gonna fuck! I am Uzumaki Naruto!"
Everyone's eyes widened. "Y-Y-You're…"
"Y-yeah, I-I-I'm. SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" Naruto yelled. "Now for why am I here? You people have a lot of nerve to interfere with my plans!"
"No, Naruto-sama, please!" Someone said. "All we wanted is to get rid of that demon who…" He wasn't allowed to finish because…
"Hadou #54 Haien!"
…A sudden wave of purple flames completely obliterated him.
"No." Naruto said. "Everything you have accomplished by doing what you want is made me reconsider your value!"
The council men panicked even more.
"You have no right to do that!" Someone shouted.
Naruto chuckled. "Who said I'm going to kill you?" That caused immediate relief…
Until…
"Oh no, I have found far more suited persons to do that." Yugito and Kirabi appeared behind him. "You know them real well." He turned around and went for the exit. "Have fun…" The demon said, grabbing the door handle. "IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLALALALALAW WW, WHAT NARUTO. IS. COOKING!" And with that he slammed the door shut.
The screams didn't stop for the whole night…
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