Capítulo 61: ALL DADDY REACTS PART 5
PREVIOUSLY ON COMMUNITY...EHM MULTIVERSE CAFE
["VIEWING END"]
"Sigh that was one hell of a viewing,so what's next young friend"
"Meh, not much just ragnarok"
"Hmm OK....WAIT WHAT!!!?"
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CAFE CINEMA
"run that by me again laddie,did ya just say RAGNAROK!,like the destruction of my kingdom and end of my People RAGNAROK!!"
"Yep"
Bor:"...."
Dracule:"...."
Bor:"..."
Dracule:"..."
Bor looks at his cup of coco,then looks at dracule,"you have some alcohol?" Wordlessly dracule hands him a bottle of neverending alcohol,bor takes the bottle and starts pouring it into the coco,and continues pouring it for another 15 mins before returning it ,"this is asgardian coco now,imma Need some asgardian coco for this shit,let's start the viewing my friend."
[VIEWING BEGINS]
[RAGNAROK OPENING SCENE]
["Now I know what you're thinking,oh,no thors in a cage,how did this happen"]
"Well yes,that is what I'm thinking,also who are you talking to?"
["Well sometimes you have to get captured, just to get a straight answer out of somebody"]
"Hahaha I can't say I've tried that particular way before,but you do you grandson of mine hahaha"
[It's a long story,but basically I'm a bit of a hero"]
"That you are my boy, and more then just a bit" says bor with pride In his voice
["Then I went searching through the cosmos for some magic colorful infinity stone things"]
Bor takes In a sharp breath,"all sane men should stay away from those things my boy,but unfortunately many don't,and all those who search for such things,are themselves men who should not be trifiled with easily"
["Which led me all the way here into this cage where I met you" shows skeleton "
Bor let's out a small laugh at this
[Thor drops form the cage in chains,shows surtur]
"SURTUR!!,this bastard!! ,is he the cause of ragnarok?"
[Surtur:"thor,son of odin"
Thor:"surtur son of a....bitch,you're still alive"]
"Buahahaha good child,Good child,never have I been more proud of a family member in my life(cue sad odin noises) also he's right! First malakieth now surtur! Why are all my enemies still alive while I'm dead,this,..this..."he looks at the slang booklet"...this is not gucci!!"
[Surtur:"I cannot die not until I fulfill my destiny and lay waste to your home"]
Bor makes a very grave face at this" so it is
Surtur!"
[Thor:"it's funny you should mention that becouse I've been having these terrible dreams of late,asgard up in flames,falling to ruins and you surtur are at the center of all of them"
Surtur:"then you have seen ragnarok!,the fall of asgard!"]
Bor promises himself to get rid of surtur the moment he goes back,but his thoughts about different ways to kill/torture surtur,which includes turning him into a eternal barbecue is Interrupted by dracule
"You know this is actually the future"
Bor looks at him as if he was the stupidest person he had ever met "yes,...I figured"
"Nah,not like that man,this hasn't happened yet to your decendents who are also customers of my shop,there is still 3 months to this happening in their timelime ,so this is the FUTURE future."
Bor looks at dracule deeply,a million thoughts running through his head,before he looks at dracule and nods deeply at dracule"i see,thank you for telling me"
Before going back to the screen this time looking at It far more seriously as if to memorise everything he sees
[Surtur:"when my crown is reunited with the eternal flames,I shall be restored to my full might!,I will tower over the mountains and Bury my sword deep in asgard"](A/n Bury your sword eh,deep you say eh,I see "wink,wink")
[Thor:"OK so let me get this straight you're gonna put your crown into the eternal flame and then you'll suddenly grow as big as a house "
Surtur:"A mountain!"]
Though thor joked about it bor did not laugh,he knew how terrifying an enemy Surtur at his full might was,it was not a foe his young grandson could face.
[Thor:"anyway it seems like all I have to do to stop ragnarok is rip that crown of your head"]
Could it really be that easy thought bor
[Surtur:"but ragnarok has already begun!,you cannot stop it !]
Ofcousre it wouldn't be that easy.
[Thor vs the fire demons and nerfed surtur]
Even with the seriousness of the situation,bor couldn't help but smile in happiness at this fight
[Hiemdells dipshit replacement]
Bor =nani da fuck face
"This,...this is who they replaced the man who could view the entire nine realms and take down an entire spaceship of darkelves with?....Well I can see how ragnarok came about now!
[Odin watching the loki gratification play]
[odin revealed to be loki]
"Buahahahaha loki ya little shite"
[Scene shows Shady acres care home
Loki:"I swear I left him right here"]
Cue bor wheezing and laughing hysterically
[Loki falls down stranges portal]
[Doctor strange "take a seat" teleports thor into a seat]
"midgard has sorcerers now!,I know I keep saying it ,but I can't help be surprised by how much they have evolved,not to mention this fellow seems like a strong sorcerer aswell"
[Loki:I have been falling for 30 mins!!]
"Buahahahaha,admit it son,ye deserved it!"
[Odin:"you're mother,she calls me."]
Immediately all the mirth was wiped off of bors face
[It is upon us ragnarok,it is already upon us ,she's coming]
"She!?"
["Goddes of death,hela,my firstborn"]
"....what.....WHAT!!"
[Odins death]
As confused and angry he was,the moment he saw odin die,grief replaced all those emotions ,as 2 tears dropped out of his eyes,those and his silence the only show of the immense sadness he was feeling seeing his son die.
[HELA COMES AND DESTROYS MJOLNIR]
Bor notices that hella was strong,not nearly as strong as him or even odin but very strong for her age,much stronger then both his grandsons.
[Hela goes to asgard,as loki and thor fall out of the bifrost]
Worry,that was the emotion bor was feeling,worry for his grandsons and where they will end up and worry for asgard and what hella will do to it
[HELA KILLS 2 OF THE WARRIORS 3 ]
Bor looks at this scene In pure anger,to see an asgardian kill other asgardians,not to mention that the one killing then was his own granddaughter,it was infuriating
[HEIMDELS REPLACEMENT FOLLOWS HELA]
Bor sneers at this "coward,the least you could do is die like a man and meet your brothers and sisters in valhalla"
[Thor lands on sakaar]
Seeing the trash and look of the planet bor says "sakar?"
[Thor gets captured by valkyre via electrocution]
Sigh,"what sort of god of thunder is he"
[HELA VS ASGARDS ARMY]
Looking at hela kill legions of asgards army and destroy its ships,bor closes his eyes in sadness
[GRANDMASTER INTRODUCTION]
"sigh this fucker really was one of the weirdest Elders"
[Loki's already here]
Bor cracks a smile at this,"trust loki to always make the most of a situation"
[Hela reveals the truth about her past]
Bor has his head bowed in anger and sadness,he could no longer blame hella anymore,no the one at fault was his own son!,he had raised hella to be a weapon and when he didn't need her anymore he had discarded her.no if bors father had imprisoned him for 1500 years he would've done the same as hella too,forget how to be a king or how to win a war,the moment he goes back home he's gonna teach that bastard how to be a good father first!!.perhaps he'd still have his kingdom then!
[HULK IS REVEALED TO BE THE CHAMPION]
Bor:surprised pikachu face
[HULK VS THOR]
[HULK KICKING THORS ASS]
"Come on son,get it together!!"
[Hulk loki smashes thor]
[Loki"yes that's how it feels!"]
Bor snorts "atleast someone's happy"
[THOR GOES LIGHTNING MODE ]
[THOR STARTS WINNING]
"yes!! That's my boy let's go!!!"
[THE GRANDMASTER KNOCKS THOR OUT]
"NO!, goddammit all,it was my grandson who won!,I care not what you cheaters say!" shouts bor like a angry grandparent
[Heimdell rescuing the asgardian refuges]
"Good man,you do your ancestors and all of asgard proud"
[HEIMDEL TELLS THOR HOW TO ESCAPE SAKAAR]
"I'm liking this man more and more"
[HULK TURNS BACK INTO BANNER]
"Hmm this is good,but we might need hulk more then Bruce to stop ragnarok"
[THOR AND LOKI DO GET HELP]
"BUAHAHAHA ,hey ,if it works,it works!"
[Loki falls to trick thor]
"By ymirs frosty balls,to think even thor could learn"
[Escape from sakaar]
"Good,now go save asgard!!"
[THOR VS HELLA]
bor watches the fight hoping for thors victory but knowing he couldn't win as he was know
[HELA BLINDS THORS RIGHT EYE]
Bor winces at this while wondering If it was a new trend now
[HULK VS FENRIR]
"Good man!,asgard will not forget this debt"
[Loki comes to save asgard]
"Yes!! Good child,I knew you wouldn't abandon asgard when it mattered the most"
[Odin:"are you thor god of hammers?"]
ODIN:"asgard is not a place it is where our people stand"]
Bor nods at this before saying "yout right but it's also a place though,a very nice place I'd say,atleast my father thought so when he built a kingdom on it,but who cares,let it burn to the ground becouse you were a shitty father!"
[THOR GOES LIGHTNING MODE AND CALLS DOWN HIS BIGGEST LIGHTNING BOLT EVER]
Bor jumps from his chair cheering,If it was literally anyone else who'd taken 1500 years to figure out that there not the god of hammer,bor would've kicked their ass but since its thor bors just happy he figured it out at all.
[Thor: this was never about stopping ragnarok, this was about causing ragnarok"]
Bor takes a deep breath, before slowly letting it out ,he then proceeds to chug his asgardian coco ,"OK, now let's continue"
[Hiemdells not so dipshit replacement dies saving his people]
Bor nods at this "Good,though you may have not lived like one,you atleast died like a asgardian" (A/n damn)
[HELA VS SURTUR]
As great a fight as it is,bor can not bring himself to enjoy it
[Asgard destroyed]
"I understand that asgard is its people not the place,and I truly,truly do agree with the sentiment,.....it still does not change the fact that the moment I go home,I'm forcing the piece of shit son of mine to either become a good father or go celibate,if the little bastard had kept his little bastard In his pants I would've still had a KINGDOM!"
[Thor and loki bromance scene]
Bor smiles at this "Good they will need eachother more then ever now" (A/N oof)
[THANOS'S SHIP ARRIVES]
bor looks at the ship curiously"hmm I wonder who's ship that was"
["VIEWING END"]
"Sigh,that....that was something,I'm going to have to change how a lot of things Are done Aren't I?"
"How many viewings are left my friend,becouse I don't think I can take anymore as sad as this one" (A/n oof,press f for bor)
"There are only two left now "
Bor nods at this "very well, please play the next"
A/N
wow this one was the biggest one yet,now I'm not saying praise me.....but do praise me
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