Capítulo 103: Chapter 103: Holland? He doesn't need it
"In fact, when I was first encouraged by the actors under me to play the role of a troll, I actually refused."
"Because you can't let me shoot, I'll shoot right away. First I need to take a look at the modeling. Because after shooting this character, I will definitely have to add a lot of special effects."
"My body suddenly became very dark, thick and large, which made the audience scold me after watching the movie, saying that the one on the screen was fake and there was no such troll in reality."
"Later, I also confirmed that I looked like this in real life. About a month later, they showed me the model, and I felt it was pretty good. Later, when we were filming, I also asked them not to add special effects, because I wanted the audience to see that I looked like this originally."
"Well, that's why you feel that the lower half of the troll looks so unusually majestic."
————BY "Goblin Slayer" director: Kiryu Nanaya, recorded in an interview
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Of course, the above words are pure nonsense. There is only one reason why Nanaya really agreed to play the troll - the two young ladies Shion Washimine and Illya Ryutani jointly asked him to play this role.
If only one of the two people made this request, Nanaya could refuse. However, when his two female bosses made this suggestion at the same time, Nanaya knew that it would be useless no matter how much he refused.
"Damn it, who told Illya about this plan? As a result, that girl called me directly to ask me to play the troll."
He was muttering to himself when Nanaya, wearing a black tights and covered with fluorescent paint spots, staggered out of the dressing room.
It was not surprising that Shion knew that she was going to play the troll. After all, she had discussed this with Rin and Luvia for a long time. Nanaya didn't believe that the girls hadn't talked about this among themselves.
But Nanaya was confused about where Illya found out about this. He didn't have the impression that anyone would call her specifically to chat.
"Why should I, a director in the prime of my life, play a role like a troll that would damage my image?" Nanaya said in a low voice, tilting his head.
"Alright, senior, just accept your fate." Luvia, who felt that Nanaya was too talkative, patted Nanaya on the head carefully, "It has come to this, and you just... hahaha."
Seeing that Nanaya looked a little funny now, Luvia couldn't help but laugh out loud first.
"That's enough, this dress is fucking uncomfortable."
Nanaya pulled at his tights nervously. He always liked to wear loose clothes, but now he felt very uncomfortable.
In order to obtain Nanaya's motion data as realistically as possible to facilitate subsequent 3D modeling, the motion capture suit on Nanaya is covered with hundreds of special sensors.
In order to obtain the most realistic data, this suit was designed to be very close-fitting, so close-fitting that Nanaya looked as if he had just been painted with a layer of black paint, and his figure was clearly visible.
"Oh~ Senior, you have a pretty good figure. You can't even tell it when you usually wear those kind of clothes." Luvia said with a smile.
"Stop talking nonsense! Give me that piece of black fig leaf right now!"
Nanaya stretched out his hand to Luvia somewhat shamefully. After all, in the current situation, what Luvia could see was not only his body shape, but also the size of his private parts.
"Got it. Here you go."
Luvia threw a piece of black cloth to Nanaya. Although her face was slightly red due to shyness, she still said stubbornly: "What's the big deal? It's just a stick. It's not like I haven't seen it before physically. I think you should not cover it up. It's only this long."
"Get lost! I'm not a Dutch guy!"
Nanaya held the fig leaf with one hand and gave Luvia a middle finger with the other hand.
"You say it so proudly, as if you are very great."
Luvia snorted coldly, but the blush on her face showed that she was not as calm as she appeared.
"You sound like you have a lot of experience."
"I'm a lady and a noble, how could I possibly do something like premarital sex? I'm not like you Japanese, 92% of you lose your virginity in high school."
Luvia's voice was loud, even with a hint of anger.
"Um... where on earth did you hear this data from?"
"Eh?! Isn't that what everyone says?"
Luvia looked at Nanaya in surprise.
"Of course not. Although I did lose my virginity in high school, the proportion is definitely not that high!"
"Nani?! Is this true?"
Rin, who had been silent until now, suddenly screamed.
"Why is Rin so surprised? Aren't you Japanese?" Nanaya felt a little amused. "No one would believe the data of 92%."
Rin and Luvia both looked towards the corner, and it was obvious that they both believed it.
"According to the report of the Japan Sex Education Association, the proportion of high school boys and girls who have had experience is 15% and 24% respectively. Considering that it is not a forced survey, the actual proportion should be a little higher. But anyway, the data of 92% is really too exaggerated, okay?"
Rubbing his temples, he never thought that his two junior schoolmates were so naive. If the non-virginity rate was really 92%, the abortion department in Japan would have been full long ago.
"..."
After hearing Nanaya's explanation, both of them suddenly became very depressed.
"Is that really the case? I thought Japan was a very ** country."
[Although Japan's adult industry is indeed very developed, it is not entirely true, right? ]
"I thought it was a really great thing that I was still a virgin in college."
[So, you're not going to show this off to everyone, are you? ]
Nanaya looked at the two guys squatting in the corner drawing circles with a twitching mouth, not knowing what to say.
"I'm talking to you, Nanaya-san~?" Shonan poked Nanaya's armpit with her hand to confirm, "Are you telling the truth~?"
"Yeah, what's the matter?"
"Nothing~?" Shonan muttered to himself with a look of relief, "It turns out that my virginity is not a shame at all~? 85% of my companions~?"
[Hey, I'm talking about high school students, you're an adult...]
Although it is not shameful to be a virgin as an adult, the behavior of Shonan Rantaro is a bit...
Andy Serkis, who was in charge of today's filming, smiled happily: "It seems that you guys are having a good chat. If so, it should be much smoother when we start filming later, right?"
[Which eye of yours saw us laughing happily? Your ass eye? ]
Nanaya felt physically and mentally exhausted. He had the illusion that these guys were here to cause trouble.
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Nanaya's performance as the troll this time is also a kind of publicity to some extent. As a director, his personal performance in a computer animation character should arouse a lot of discussion among the audience.
But Nanaya himself has no talent in acting, no, it should be said that he has almost no talent in acting. As a director, he can point out the problems of the actors in front of the camera and give guidance, but when he is on stage himself, his performance is...
It can be said that even the extras are better than Nanaya in acting.
When I was in Tokyo University of the Arts, although I majored in directing, I still had to take a required course in acting. But Nanaya's grades...
If the professor of the acting class had not happened to be an old acquaintance of Hanai Ryuichi and had not given Nanaya a break, Nanaya estimated that she would have had to retake the acting class at least four times.
Although Nanaya is very sure that his acting skills can say goodbye to the superficial adjective "bad", if he plays an expressionless motion capture role, Nanaya believes that he should still be able to do it.
Anyway, just keep a straight face.
"Peter, I'll leave it to you later."
Nanaya pulled the tights on his buttocks. He always felt that the buttocks part of the torn clothes was stuck in his buttocks.
"Don't worry, leave it to me."
Peter Jackson gave Nanaya a thumbs up. After hearing that Nanaya would personally play the troll, the fat man ignored his rare rest time and took the initiative to go to the "Goblin Slayer" crew to serve as temporary director.
However, every time Nanaya looked at the other person with a funny look, he always felt that the other person was just there to watch the fun.
Andy Serkis walked up to Nanaya and gave him a final explanation before filming began.
"Kiryu, even though the character you're playing doesn't have any expression, it doesn't mean it's just a goose. The camera in front of your head will capture every subtle movement of yours. So you still have to show some emotions."
"Emotions? What emotions should a troll have at this moment?" Nanaya asked subconsciously, but then he immediately continued, "The place where I live has been destroyed, and my brothers have been slaughtered. The troll himself has a bad temper, so what do I want to do as a troll is to kill the men and get rid of the women?"
Perhaps because Luvia had just teased him, Nanaya kept his eyes on Luvia while saying this.
Luvia responded with a sweet smile, and she said gently: "Senior, if you show this kind of obscene smile again, I will give you a back throw even if I have to fail."
"Tsk, that's really funny."
Nanaya was very disdainful of Luvia's answer. He took a plastic sword wrapped in green screen from the prop staff, and then with the help of the staff, he set up a tall rack on his shoulders, with a troll model head placed on the top of the rack.
"Hmm... I mean, do I have to wear this? It's quite heavy."
Although the prop masters have tried their best to choose light materials, due to the size and height, Nanaya always feels that the frame on his body is a little shaky and does not look very safe.
"No, if there is no reference, it's easy for others to look at your original face when acting with you." Peter Jackson has much more experience in this regard.
"Okay, that's it."
Nanaya shook his head helplessly. He faced the team of protagonists headed by Gawain and waved the prop sword in his hand.
"Come on, let me show you your director's acting skills!"
PENSAMENTOS DOS CRIADORES 
Onigiri
Onigiri pS1: The title of this chapter comes from an interview with Don Cheadle (the actor of War Machine). At that time, he told the host that when filming the final battle, he, Mark and Holland had to wear very tight motion capture technology clothes.
Because some private parts would be exposed, Uncle Mark covered the key parts with a piece of black cloth to prevent embarrassment.
And Uncle Mark also suggested that Chandler block it as well.
"I'm not comparing, I mean I really need this cloth more than he does, and then we both wear it..."
After Cheadle said this with a knowing smile to the host, the host then asked: What about Holland?
Chandel said calmly, "Dutch? He doesn't need it."
In fact, the official has released a still of the three of them wearing motion capture suits. In the photo, Cheadle and Mark both used black cloth, but Holland... didn't use it.
pS2: There used to be a popular saying on the Internet. It said that the only way to find virgins in Japan is among elementary school students. It was so absurd that even many Japanese believed it.
But in fact, it is not as exaggerated as the rumors say. There are still quite a few of them in high school.
Of course, when they grow up, that’s another food chain issue. ╮(╯▽╰)╭
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