Capítulo 301: 301. Reality Is Definitely ~Not What it Used to Be~...
Several people sing happy birthday to the young boy at the center. They are all speaking German.
The people include mostly children.
"-Birthday to you!"
"Blow your wish, honey!" laughed the father.
The boy blows eight candles.
Everyone claps for the boy and cheers.
*SLAM!!!*
The door of the room opens, revealing Kenneth holding his scythe.
He wore his Endezeichen Grimm outfit. He had a metallic mask, black body armor, a black hood, a black cape, and black boots.
They all woge into Eisbibers, Blutbaden, Wildermenn, and Fuchsbauen.
"Which one of you have the Locacaca Seeds?"
Everyone stayed silent.
"Tch-..."
Screaming, sobbing, and crashing could be heard from inside the room. People are thrown around inside.
Suddenly, the screaming stopped.
Kenneth walks outside with blood all over his body.
He presses a watch on his wrist and a hologram of Tooru appears.
"Could you please send some men here with about... 87 boxes? I need to send the boxes to their families."
"Head in a box. Classic." Tooru chuckles sadistically.
"I'd like to know my next assignment."
"No, no, Kenneth... For now, you may rest... I need your help in killing this one..."
Tooru shows Kenneth a picture of...
Kariel JoJo.
"Eet..." Gabrielle covers her face with both her hands. Narcissa gets confused. She opens them and surprises the baby with her face. "Bulaga!"
The baby adorably giggles and is astonished by Gabrielle's trick.
"Get it, Narcissa?" asked Narcos, smiling while drinking coffee. "Gabrielle was gone, and now she came back!"
"So... how are you going to earn money after you kinda quite being a cop?" asked Mercuria.
"I'm going to be a P.I. from now on," said Gabrielle. "But first, I have to investigate the Dark Quartz Organization."
"You have to get the President to authorize you, right?"
"Already got badges for all of us!" Gabrielle shows everyone's badges.
Foo Fighters drinks water while watching the Television with Anne. "Whoa! Everything in here is so cool!" she smiled. "Why is that crab not eating that plankton?"
"It's a cartoon, sweetie," said Mercuria.
"I've actually met Plankton," said Gabrielle. "He's the Co-CEO of Krusty Krankton Industries."
"Wait, they're real?" asked Mercuria.
"Yep."
"Wish I could meet him someday," wondered Foo Fighters.
"Trust me... You don't want to."
Meanwhile...Nick and Monroe speak with the Gems from Steven's Universe...
Nick shows the page to Pearl.
"Is there anything written behind it?" asked Pearl.
*flip*
"Well, Nick... I don't seem to fully articulate what the writing is because it's a very different language from the Gems from our Homeworld," said Pearl.
"What are the words you've understood?" asked Nick.
"That's the Northern Axis. That one is the Northern Ring. That one is the Spin Ring. That one is the Spatial Warper. That one is the Southern Axis. And that one is the Southern Ring."
"What does the Reviser even do?" asked Monroe. "Does it do the revising of something?"
"It's supposed to revise one's fate and allows someone to bend fate according to one's own will."
"So... it's like the Spear of Destiny?" asked Monroe.
"The what?" asked Nick.
"Oh, come on, Nick! The Spear of Destiny? A Roman stabbed Christ with a spear, and the spear allows you to control your fate and possibly Heaven itself? It's Grimmology 101!"
"The Reviser controls reality itself. The idea of Stefan and the Rock Humans finding one is absurd because only the Niburuans have created these to try and destroy their Overlord, the Abrahamic God," said Garnet.
"Well..." said Thor, drinking Dr. Pepper. "... Us Asgardians haven't used that ever since the rebellion led by Morningstar.Lilifer?"
"It's Lucifer," sighed Lucifer. "I don't understand why you pathetic Grimms keep calling me during my therapy session."
"You made these things, right?" asked Nick.
"Of course, I did. I tried to destroy all of Heaven with them. Obviously, it didn't work, because Dad's Omnipotent and will always be the beginning and the end."
"What do you think are the Rock Humans using these for?"
"The hell do I know? Ask my brother, Jesus. He knows everything. He is Dad's favorite, after all."
"You Demons always complain about our defeat in the rebellion," said Thor. "Look at us Asgardians! Still as healthy as a pea!"
"Well, you Asgardians BETRAYED US!!!" Lucifer woges angrily into his Devil form, a horrifying form that resembles a scaly red humanoid demon with horns.
Only Nick sees him woge. "Alright. Everyone calm down! We just need to know what the page says and you could all leave and not argue."
"Thor?" asked Pearl. "Could you please try and read this paper?"
"Well?" asked Thor. "I think the former President was rushing things."
"I think he knew what he was doing," said Monroe.
"Right..." sighed Nick. "But where are the other three pages?"
Later...
Everyone is now eating in the dining area of the kitchen. There is a balcony outside where they could see everything.
Iggy ate on the floor.
Narcissa ate on the baby chair close to Gabrielle.
Anne, Gabrielle, Raphael, Nick, Monroe, Narcos, Mercuria, Victoria, and Foo Fighters all ate at the table.
Anne, Victoria, and Nick had steak, veggies, rice, mashed potato, and soda.
Narcos had everything on the table with a large honeycomb. He also drank water.
Gabrielle, Mercuria, and Monroe had Pakbet and milk.
Narcissa ate vegetable puree as she had already begun growing beautiful albeit sharp teeth. She had formula milk.
Raphael had baked fruits like bananas, leaves, figs, blossoms, Musanga fruit, blueberries, bugs, some chicken, and cooked chicken egg.
Foo Fighters had all the foods available on the table and a large bottle of water.
"I'm surprised that you take so much after your father!" smiled Monroe.
"How so?" smiled Gabrielle.
"You're a Wieder Aswang Schwarze-Augen (Veeh-Dr Ah-Swahng-Shvartz-Oh-Gen), like your Dad and me!" said Monroe. "Not that I'm an Aswang. I'm a Blutbad, but I'm also Wieder. I'm a Wieder Blutbad."
"Wieder Aswang Shuvartz Ojen?" asked Mercuria.
"Schwarze-Augen (Shvartz-Oh-Gen)," corrected Monroe. "It's German for 'Black-Eyes' or a Wesen that has the blood of the Grimm. Meanwhile, a Wieder Aswang is a type of Aswang that has a strict diet, drugs, and exercise to keep yourself from going violent and bloodthirsty.Like what we're doing with you."
"Oh... So... I'm a Wieder Blutbad?" smiled Mercuria.
"Yeah... You haven't gone wild for a while now because you've been eating and drinking the proper foods and drugs. Luckily you jog every day. If not you'd have eaten someone already," smiled Monroe.
"Well, thanks!" smiled Mercuria.
"You're welcome," smiled Monroe.
"By the way, what's your last name?" smiled Mercuria.
"It's-..."
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!*
"That was loud," said Foo Fighters, smiling.
"How'd they get up here? The gate downstairs is locked?" asked Anne.
Nick takes out his handgun.
"Wait..." said Anne. "I can handle it."
Anne walks toward the door and everyone except Gabrielle, who protected her daughter, follows.
Everyone stayed in the kitchen door while Anne opens the door with Sticky Fingers behind her.
She slams the door open.
"Kariel?"
Kariel, carried by a man resembling Nicholas Cage with Kariel's arm around his neck, is met by Anne Zeppeli at the doorstep.
"Hey, Ate Anne," smiled Kariel.
"And... Nicholas Cage?"
"I'm a friend..." he said. He is also heavily injured.
"Help me get him to the sofa," said the man.
The group sees the man bring Kariel to the sofa.
"Oh my God!" yelled Gabrielle. "Uncle Kariel?"
"Yep!" wheezed Kariel.
"Crap... he's bleeding. He's been stabbed by something big in the stomach," said Anne.
"Yep!"
Kariel is laid on the sofa in the living room.
Anne grabs alcohol from the wine cabinet and pours it on Kariel's wounds. Kariel grunts in pain.
Gabrielle gives the baby to Narcos and starts to surgically heal Kariel with her strings.
Nick turns to the man who carried Kariel.
"You okay?" asked Nick.
"I'll be fine," said the man, as Nick sees his face's wounds slowly healing.
"What are you?" asked Nick.
The man woges in Nick's eyes. His face's skin slowly burns as turns to ash. He gains a dark gray skull for a head with red eyes. His hair becomes flames.
He looks into Nick's black eyes. He also looks at Anne's, Gabrielle's, and Victoria's eyes.
"Grimms..." he whispered in a very deep and demonic voice. "Five Grimms..."
"What the hell are you supposed to be!?" asked Victoria.
"Geisterfahrer," said Monroe, as his eyes widen.
"Ghost Rider," said Nick.
He shakes Nick's hand.
"Johnny Blaze," said the man in his woged form. He woges back to his human form. "I'm one of the last Ghost Riders. Angel of Vengeance. Soldier of Lucifer Morningstar."
"Nick Burkhardt. Grimm. That's Anne JoJo, another Grimm. Gabrielle JoJo, a Wieder Aswang Schwarze-Augen. Narcos Anastasia, a Golem. Mercuria Costello, a Wieder Blutbad. Victoria JoJo, a Nekomata Schwarze-Augen. Narcissa JoJo, we don't know yet. This is Monroe, a Wieder Blutbad. Foo Fighters, a sentient colony of algae. Raphael JoJo, an... Evolved Chimpanzee. And Iggy JoJo, an Evolved French Bulldog. All of us are-..."
"Stand-Users," said Johnny. "I've heard."
"Hey, Nick," sighed Kariel.
"Hey, Kariel," said Nick. "Who attacked you?"
"Some Endezeichen Grimm with a scythe. Has a similar Stand to mine... He was way stronger... Stabbed me with a scythe, but Johnny used a hell firestorm to blast him away."
"Was his name Kenneth?"
"Yeah..."
Johnny senses Nick's emotions.
"You don't like that guy, do you?" asked Johnny.
"No, I do not," said Nick.
"After the fight, he called me, and I opened a portal here with my chain," said Johnny.
"Why didn't you just open a portal inside?" asked Anne.
"Because you can't just barge into someone's home," said Kariel.
"Why not in the gate?" asked Foo Fighters.
"Duh!" yelled Narcos. "He's all sweaty! And it's too high!"
"Also he's bleeding, Narcos," said Gabrielle.
"That, too," nodded Narcos.
"Who's the red chic?" asked Kariel.
"How'd you-?" asked Mercuria.
"I know a transman when I see one."
"Narcos Anastasia. Rock Human."
"Oh... God..." said Kariel. "It's about time, huh? Golems about to bring anarchy by trying to destroy the Ten Commandments."
"You know about the pages?" asked Nick.
"Not the last two," said Kariel. "Kuya was vague about the last two..."
Kariel stands up.
"Whoa, whoa!" yelled everyone.
"I need to get back to my daughter," said Kariel. "She's needs protection."
"Don't we all?" asked Narcos.
Gabrielle facepalms.
The two of them pack their things and leave.
"Hey," Nick grabs Johnny's shoulder, but Johnny grabs Nick's wrist.
Johnny woges. "What?"
"What did Kenneth want?" asked Nick.
"He said he was going to assassinate us," said Johnny. "He'll stay away now that they know that I'm with them."
"They're sending assassins now!?" asked Raphael in sign language.
"Yeah," said Johnny. "I suggest you all watch your back. We'll keep in contact."
"What do they want?" asked Nick. "The Dark Gems?"
"Chaos," said Johnny. "After they summon Bill, they'll disband and live in anarchy."
"Bill?" asked Nick. "Bill Cipher?"
"Yeah," said Johnny. He woges back to normal. "I suggest you keep watch. Because they'll be watching..."
Nick sighs.
Gabrielle squints her eyes.
Johnny takes out his chain and spins it. He opens a portal similar to Doctor Strange's portals with the spinning chain. Then, they enter.
"Keep watch, Gabrielle," said Kariel.
"Thanks, Uncle Kariel," said Gabrielle.
They leave as the portal closes.
"Reality is definitely not what it used to be," said Gabrielle.
"It never is," sighed Nick.
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