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53.98% JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Blood of the Grimms / Chapter 278: 278. Call Me Maybe Part I

Capítulo 278: 278. Call Me Maybe Part I

Gabrielle and Narcos step into a dark room where a camera stares back at them. They see themselves on the screen. They looked confused and alert, making sure that no one attacks them from behind.

The screen behind them opens as Narcos tosses an ice spike in fear.

It stabs the wall.

"There was once an organization on our Earths... all Earths have this organization... They've been searching for something called the Locacaca Fruit. A version of the Locacaca fruit, called the New Locacaca fruit, was used by Rock Humans to create the drug Locacaca114192011991. Our grandmother, Maria JoJo, drank the drug at a very young age and gained the Stand, Rhapsody, which allowed her to use the ability of equivalent exchange. She drank this as she had the Stone Disease when she was young.However, if a Rock Human drinks it, they would gain powerful Stand Evolutions similar to how the arrow or the Standscapes like the Wall-Eyes or the Bangles affect a human person. Rock Humans usually have Stand Abilities, and the drug could give them evolutions...Fifty years ago, in the year 2001 of this world, Arthur JoJo, our grandfather, battled against The Boss, who discovered a way for Spatio-temporal travel that allows the Runes to work in the first place. The Runes are drawn with this liquid. It is the main power source used by the Olympians' Boomtube and the Asgardians' Bifrost. It is the secret ingredient that powers the runes themselves and the portal guns of the Citadel. This fluid stems from cosmic properties... called the Portal Fluid... Glucose and carbohydrates, lipids and proteins, oxidative metabolism, and water and homeostasis are some of the few ingredients of Portal Fluid. Add Dark Matter, The Lumps, and the Speed Force fluid, and some mambo jumbos, then you've got yourself the Fluid that lets you reign supreme above Universes.But he discovered that when the New Locacaca's juice is added to the Portal Fluid, the fluid would surpassThe Boss's idea is that this fluid would allow one to travel into a world outside the 3rd Dimension. Rick Sanchez calls this the Red Portal Fluid, which he uses to travel outside the 3rd World. Allowing the Dark Gems to come...He slaughtered thousands in secret... enslaved people... killed innocents just to get the New Locacaca using his Stand Ability that was practically unstoppable.But then... when the Rock Humans needed him most... he disappeared...Then one day, Maharlica was founded by Arthur's son, Miguel JoJo...The Underboss then found a new evolution of his Stand which allowed him to manipulate fate. Calamity... He will find the last New Locacaca to create a powerful calamity to destroy Maharlica once and for all!We figured out what happened to The Boss years later...The Boss fell into the ocean in a gunfight against Arthur JoJo after being shot in the head with a bottle cap...Can you guess what happened to The Boss?"

Victoria then shows the pair several pictures of dead men, women, and children who were slaughtered by The Boss fifty years ago on the screens of every wall in the room. Each of them has holes in their body similar to a blade wound, but the blade is nowhere to be seen.

Narcos is disgusted by this.

But Gabrielle? She was too focused on something else.

The words fly into Gabrielle's head. 

"What's with this tattoo? 114192011991?"

"The Boss of the organization was apparently killed in a shoot-out in 2001. My father shot him in the head and he fell into the ocean, likely drowning. The body was never found. Goddamnit, Dad... No wonder the Dark Gems hate us."

"Black Diamond died similar to how Pink Diamond died on Earth SU-52113: Giving Birth. Apparently, the father is The Boss. Jesus Christ. There should be a top ten list with how many times I tried to kill Mafia Bosses."

"We're going back to the beach."

"He's the Captain! And who knew that the guy where the rock used to be was an amnesiac!"

"God! I feel like a Rock Human! Don't you guys hibernate as rocks for 20 years!?"

Gabrielle thinks. "Wait... Wait a minute... Wait just a minute..."

"What?" asked Narcos.

Gabrielle's eyes widen. "No! Haha! No!"

"What?" asked Narcos.

"No fucking way..." laughed Gabrielle. "I know who The Boss is!"

"The Boss was fighting my Grandpa," said Gabrielle. "Grandpa Arthur then transmuted a coke bottle into a gun and charged it with Hamon. Then he shot you square in the head. He fell into the ocean... then he forgot everything because of the massive impact of the bottlecap on his head. He then washed up into a beach nearby and hibernated as a rock. He woke up fifty years later without any memory and became someone else..." Gabrielle's eyes quivered as she grabbed Narcos' hands. "That Boss was you, Narcos."

Narcos stared blankly with shock. "Eheh... No..." he said.

"Narcos... It's okay... You're a different person now!"

"Eheh... No... No! No! Gabrielle... NO!!!" 

"Hey... Look at me," smiled Gabrielle, as she grabbed his cheek. "You saved my life! You helped me in this investigation! You helped me in trying to take down these bad guys trying to destroy the world! You're a good person!"

"I killed all these people..." Narcos stared at all the pictures... He then glanced at the hole that the melted ice spike made, which looks exactly the same as the wounds of the people in the picture. "I'm a murderer... A monster..."

"But I know you'd never hurt anyone! You'd never hurt anyone! Not even me!"

"Gabrielle... Stay away from me. Please! You never should've found me... You should've left me there while I drown as a boulder."

"Hey! You're talking crazy! Don't say those things."

"Well-... You talk like this all the time and it makes me unhappy, too! But whenever I ask you about these things, you brush it off!"

Gabrielle's eyes widen. "I don't say those things."

"Well... When you're asleep you do."

"What... do I say?"

Narcos wept as his voice broke. "Things that aren't true... You say things that you're stupid and you let your dad die... that you deserve to be alone... that you're an animal... that you're a murderer... that you're an irresponsible idiot who got herself pregnant... that you're someone without any friends... and that you're a monster who deserves to be punished... And I don't know why but when you say that about yourself I feel hurt as well!"

"Why do the words about myself hurt you?" asked Gabrielle.

"I don't know... But all I know is that if you're wrong about yourself then you're wrong about me!"

Gabrielle sighed. "Hay Naku... Honestly... Fine... I didn't mean any of the things I've said about myself."

"You have to really say it..."

"Hay Naku... I'm... not a killer... I'm... not a bad person... I'm not stupid... I'm not an asshole... I'm not the villain of this story... I may have gotten pregnant at this age, but that doesn't make me an idiot..." Gabrielle began to tear up. But her voice stayed strong. "I hate myself because... I think... that maybe if I hate myself just enough... I could be less of a bad person... but I know that that isn't true... So what I can do is be a hero like my dad always believed I was. Is that better?"

"It's... nice that you believe in yourself... But that doesn't change-!"

"Yeah? Well... The Boss!? That's not you anymore! He's dead! He's long gone! Even if you remember everything... You're still the Narcos Anastasia I know! Don't let some bitch talk you out of believing you're you! You don't need to know who you are because... that person who did all that!? That's not you! You're-! You're-!" Gabrielle kept crying as she turned red and smiled.

"Are you... crying?" asked Narcos.

"What? No! Hahaha!" Gabrielle laughs, but tears continue to river down her face.

"No. *sniff...* You're totally crying! Oh my God!" Narcos stops crying. "What a friggin' crybaby!"

Gabrielle touches her face and feels tears. She turns even redder.

"You've been crying the whole time, bozo!" yelled Gabrielle, red and angry.

"What!? No!" Narcos checks his cheeks and feels tears. "Oh."

"Ahahahaha!" laughed Gabrielle.

"Heheheh..." Narcos laughs along.

"OH, GAWD!!! FINE!!! I WILL ATTACK ALREADY!!! JUST STOP HAVING SEX, ALREADY!!!" Victoria walks out from a metal door from the wall behind them as they turn to her.

"It's over, Victoria!" yelled Gabrielle.

"They always say that when they think they've got me..." Victoria whispered to herself.

"Your psychological attacks won't work on us now!" Gabrielle prepares Stone Free.

Narcos prepares Coldplay.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!"

"Probably you can't Stand..."

The pair feels dizzy as they both fall to the ground.

"You can't... do this... We'll... beat... you..." Gabrielle struggled to talk.

"You probably won't."

Gabrielle struggles to stand up, but she falls to the ground once more.

"Oh... Gabrielle... What else can you do to try and kill me?"

"I'll tell you what I can do... But I can't... since you'd just tell reality not to do it."

"Wise decision. Truly is an honorable thing to do to let the opponent figure out for themselves-..."

*TWANG*

Victoria gags and spits out some blood.

Immediately, Call Me Maybe catches Stone Free's string and pulls it out of Victoria's throat. 

"Were you about to rip out my vocal cords just now while I was fucking monologuing!? Don't you know how rude that is!?" She coughs softly. "You're lucky I'm a Nekomata!"

"ORA!!!"

"HORA!!!" Call Me Maybe kicks Stone Free away.

*BANG!!!*

"Call it a 'maybe,' but I guess your Stand is getting tired all of a sudden..."

Stone Free gets tired and weakens its fists.

"Call it a 'maybe...' But-..."

*THWIP!!!*

"MMPH!!!" Victoria's lips are frozen shut.

Narcos sighs in relief as he slowly stands up. "Coldplay!" he yelled as his voice cracked. "Kill her!"

"FUREEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" yelled Coldplay, as Coldplay tossed several icicles at her. The icicles, however, curve the wrong way because of Narcos' headache.

"HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA!!!" yelled Call Me Maybe, as it punched the icicles away.

"MMPH!!!" Victoria muffled.

"HORA!!!" Call Me Maybe grab Coldplay's neck and strangles it, but Coldplay freezes Call Me Maybe's arm.

Coldplay then begins to freeze Coldplay all over. 

"There is such a thing as a stupid way to use a Stand. You know that, right?" Narcos chuckled. "You're such a friggin' idiot... You could've made it impossible for us to win, right?Wait... no... Actually... You're called the 'Improbable Man,' right? That means you can only make things less probable... not impossible, right? That means... you can only make us less lucky, right? That means it's still possible for us to kick your fucking ass, huh!?" Narcos sneered terrifyingly.

Victoria backs away in fear. She then growls and woges into a Nekomata as Call Me Maybe blasts its fist at him. 

"HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA!!! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"

"ORA!!!"

Gabrielle stands up alongside Narcos. "You're gonna fucking die, jackass. We suggest you back off now."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmph..." she said, as she put her index and her thumb underneath her chin. "Mmph! (Nah!)"

"HORA!!!"

"FUREEZEE!!!"

*POW!!!*

The two Stand's fists clash. Stone Free then kicks Call Me Maybe over and over again.

Call Me Maybe, for the first few seconds, successfully block all their attacks. However, Call Me Maybe ends up getting pummeled by both Stands as Victoria ends up suffering several injuries.

"HORA!!!"

Call Me Maybe punches Victoria in the face. Her face is bashed, but the ice on her mouth is shattered.

Victoria gives a bloody smile. "PROBABLY YOU SLIP AND HIT YOUR HEAD WHICH ENDS UP BLEEDING!!!"

Gabrielle and Narcos slip and their heads end up bleeding.

"Probably you're not going to stop choking!"

Gabrielle gags as Victoria picks her up.

"Probably! You'll have a miscarriage!"

"NO!!!" yelled Narcos.

Gabrielle gasps.

She... then...

begins to laugh...?

Victoria's eye twitches. "I just killed your baby!"

"I can regenerate?" asked Gabrielle. "I can also still feel the baby's heartbeat. See?"

Gabrielle shows Stone Free's string, attached to the baby as the string vibrates every heartbeat.

"Ah..." sighed Victoria. "I'm sorry for trying that... That was uncalled for -..."

"ORA!!!"

*SPLAT!!!*

Victoria's face splatters blood as Stone Free's fist crashes into it.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!"

"HORA!!!"

Call Me Maybe kicks Gabrielle away. Call Me Maybe then pulls Gabrielle's hair and tosses her around.

Gabrielle then growls as she woges and punches Victoria away.

Victoria then woges into a Nekomata and claws Gabrielle away.

"Strange that a catty bitch like you won't just zoom away using the Speed Force!" yelled Gabrielle.

"Tch-!" Victoria's eyes quivered. She then attacks Gabrielle once more with her claws...

 


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