Capítulo 7: Sir Mario
January 5, 2020
Man, I can't believe school will be back tomorrow. It's like I only had 5 Seconds of Vacation. Shit, I'm gonna procrastinate again. I wanna finish this chapter late at night, but I gotta be quick coz I can't be a sleepy head tomorrow. Physics is tough to comprehend, my Gregoritas, especially that I'm excuse for 1 month in my class because of RSPC.
Damn, I'm just realizing all of these things in my head. There's even this fucking research in which I'm the only one working on (the other 3 are just working when being told). I can't explain, but there's 3 types of people in my research group: a lazy genius, a lazy dumbass, and a lazy technical. Lastly me, a lazy procrastinator. Although, we're all lazy, things get easy around when we told our asses to work together.
My Gregoritas, I'm sorry, but I have to say, I really need to sleep early in order for my brain to fully function for tomorrow. When this story has reached over 500 words, I'll be sleeping, but when this book became a hit, damn, fuck school. Why go to school when you became as successful as J. K. Rowling?
I wanna drop to school so badly, my Gregoritas. School has been shit load for me since day 1. I've always hated it. I love meeting my friends, but damn, school system in the Philippines really sucks. Imagine we're dancing while we are studying on a special science school. You gotta work hard in dancing coz those shits are like as equal as to the physics class I'm taking. One of my classmate even got a line of 8 in the report card for not dancing.
And that is our P. E. class and the adviser is Sir Mario, and of course, not his real name. Sir Mario is a stupid ass teacher, my Gregoritas. Although our dance is stupid and nonsensical, he would automatically give us 98 if we... SMILE. Yes, smiling is the number one secret for getting good grades in our P. E. class. It's a real dumbass thing, but it lessens our workload, especially we have this research hanging around.
We loved that teacher so sarcastically that we even created memes for him. I dunno who started, but I think it's our school's P. E. club. When the memes broke out, I became one of the memers, of course. A video that I edited about him went super viral that it even reached one of the teachers. Don't worry, he's kind to all of the students. He's the student's favorite, because he truly treats us like his children. Let's call him Sir James, coz I might use him in the future chapter. Sir James of the Kind.
Back to the story, what's more shocking the spread of the Sir Mario Memes is when Sir James showed the video to the real Sir Mario itself. Sir Mario asked where it came from. Good thing is, Sir James didn't told anything about it, responding that he have no idea about it. Sir James knew that I was the one who started the meme outrage. So I was safe, free from going to principal's office and being suspended.
I didn't know that meme will broke out. I just send it to a couple of people, and then a minute after, it goes viral and went to numerous group chats. Everyone speculated me as the dude behind the meme, due to the fact that I'm a good video editor. Anyways, that meme soon died, but everyone still finds Sir Mario a living meme, because of the fact that he gives us high grades by smiling.
That's it for the story of Sir Mario. I can't be late for tomorrow coz you know, it's 2020. New Year, new self (1/2 joke). So, good night, my Gregoritas!
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