[Ring, ring. host wake up, The dogs that guards Diyu is dragging you to Hell, the fire that waves endlessly is burning you're skin as your face turns to Charcoal]
Song Jiao: Slagbag Snowflake it's not Midnight yet, are we at the Tang Manor yet?
[Huahua.. we're at the Tang Manor, you're fortunate that Lin Lanfen was doing the 'Pa pa, pa' with Qiao Xu]
Song Jiao: Since this is a Matriarch world, should I put on a Green hat. To Condolence Qiao Xu?
Emperor Faceslapping System: ...
"Brat! Get away, let me see A'Xue!"
"Eldest Miss!"
Song Jiao slowly got out as she just reached the Front gate Song Jiao was shock as she saw Tang Ying, messy Pastel Pink hair that flowed Freely Large eyes red as blood that showed a bit of Cuteness and skin so pale that she thought she was dead as all she wore was white, as the White Hanfu was prepared as if she was done for a Funeral
and behind her was Tang Ling his hair was Fresh white that matched those of a Snowflake, and eyes that was the same Crimson red that matched the color of Blood a High Bridge nose, flat blossom lips. but although white skin it still had a hint of Freshness then a Cold Pale skin of a dead person
"A'Ying! The prince just arrived, you should greet her First. A'Ying are you even listening?!"
"En!"
as he wore a messy Blue Hanfu as he chased Tang Ying like a Fox chasing a Goose trying to catch food suddenly Tang Ying tackled her Song Jiao panicked and grabbed on the Corner of Tang Ling's sleeve because of it as he fell together with them
Song Jiao only fell on her butt so was more fortunate then them both as they both landed on their Face Song Jiao tried to Help them up as she chuckled softly
"Ah. Tang Ying you're so energetic, you haven't changed a bit since I saw you"
"Of course! If I changed, I won't be the righteous Tang Ying that holds the honor of the Tang Family"
"Tsk, who was the one that tackled the Crown Prince?"
"Ah, although you're my Little Brother you're no fun, although you're good at Martial arts and Strategy. You mainly read Literature and play the Instrument, and. The only time I saw you use Martial Arts was when Father and Mother forced you to go to a Martial Arts Competition"
"So, so. At least I didn't get hurt while running around when playing and stay inside instead playing, unlike you when you were 10 headbutted your head to the dirt"
"Heng. Whatever"
puffing her cheeks Tang Ying complained as the Duo fought although they have two different Father in the end they had they had the same mother ah, this world so Pitiful that she. The one who was said to save the plot was rearing to Kill Tang Ying this infected Demon
'She looked so fresh and bright, if anyone saw this they'll think she was a bright person not a Corroding Demon'
"Tang Ling, with A'ying's personality I think you prepared the room instead. So, I wonder if you've finished preparing"
"Yes your Highness and.."
as Tang Ling talked she looked to see the Bar status at their Relationship
[Tang Ling [LVL 50] Difficulty: Medium]
Title: Vengeance for the Family, Big Sister Complex, the Secret Siscon, Breezing Wind Beauty, Hands of a thousand Tang Poetry, Fingers that allocate the Guzheng that even Jiang Xiaoqing shudders, His Love of Eternity, the Red String that brocades to Steell as the Madman Falls, Masochist, Yandere
Job: Manage the Tang Family and Provinces of the Zheng Empire; Expert
Status: Imperial Wealth
[Relationship: Friend]
Song Jiao: ... Slagbag snowflake, the Author never told me Tang Ling was a Yandere that'll chase like a Madman from hell
Emperor Faceslapping System: Aren't you a Profound Webnovel reader? Who takes in Minor details. Tang Ling was a secret Yandere so hold off his Jealousy, he was only a big deal for.. 30 chapters but wasn't it strange he knows absolutely everything about Lin Lanfen and is cold to other Pros- *Cough* Concubines of Lin Lanfen
Song Jiao: Doesn't that just sound like a Jealous Partner rather then a Yandere? But whatever. I don't want a Yandere chasing me around while I'm weak because then they'll have an Advantage, rotten Dogs who kill with this Obsessional 'Love' reason should go to Diyu at the 7th Layer
"So, Your Highness please follow me" Tang Ling with a Dull tone replied with an Expressionless face his Eyes so dull and lonely no wonder he quickly Fell to the pits of Love
Tang Ying was being dragged by the Servants to her Room as Song Jiao saw her Biting a Male Servant's arm and scream but it seems as it's normal as Tang Ling didn't look as she saw her Stuff being carried then look back as she replies
"En, you're the Brother of my Best Friend, she can call me A'Xue so why don't you do too?" Asking with a Curious tone Tang Ling paused but then Replied with a Dull tone
"Ah, This Subject's Older Sister is very improper and This Subject doesn't like to be Improper so, I think that This Subject should call Your Highness the Crown Prince by Your Highness's Title to be Formal"
He was Generic to the Least. if he was the same energetic Younger Brother like how he chased his Sister around, he would look Eye catching and a Candy Eye to lots, sighing bitterly Song Jiao wanted to get some EXP so tried to reach out and Familiarize a bit since she'll only come here for a Quest not to get a Yandere
'Someone like him, looks so Emotional and sad as if King Yan already came to snatch his sister. He was probably Isolated a lot in his Childhood so was lonely and was under pressure to be a 'Good' Husband to marry. So the only thing that made him hold this long was his Sister'
"Hmm, such a Lame Answer. Once I get married I'll invite Tang Ying, and You, Tang Ling. as her Brother I'm thinking of Marrying a Person and you will be invited to my Wedding, ah, so I think that it'll be very insincere if I don't at least meet you once and familiarize, so. Under Imperial Order you have to call me A'Xue and then.. I can call you A'Ling, deal?"
Just midway Walking Tang Ling Stopped his White hair Covered his face as he look down so Song Jiao couldn't see his face but a bit of Blush was generated on his Face from her Analysis
"Your Highness.. no, A'Xue then, from now on you have to call me A'Ling so don't ever think of Breaking your Promise or A'Xue has to cut her Pinky Finger for me. A'Xue's stuff is already sent to your Room we can meet Later, bye A'Xue"
He put his Hair behind his ear as he smiled so Sweetly that it could make any Girl Melt, with his Gentle and Unhuman Beauty that would look too sweet like a Fresh Meat to hurt a fly, except
Tang Ling pushed Song Jiao in the Room as he quickly shut the door, indeed the Stuff was already brought but Song Jiao already betted that she didn't even need to bring her stuff just incase, as the Wardrobe was already filled with Hanfus the Vanity filled with Makeup and a Rack full of Shoes
[Congratulation! your Relationship with [Tang Ling] has turned to 'Friend' to 'Very Favorable[Romantically]'; EXP 5X]
[EXP 250K+]
Song Jiao: ...Ah, Slagbag can I reverse Time?
Emperor Faceslapping System: Sure. please give 10M Petals or 5M Star Petals to Procceed
Song Jiao: Greedy, Business Men. Nevermind, but what if he turns into a Yandere especially the Imprisonment Trope, Kidnap Trope, and the Threatening Trope? I was suppose to make him Insecure and push himself off me by Talking about 'Marriage'
Emperor Facelslapping System: At least, you can Sugar him up for EXP while being Kidnapped then when you level up enough use your power to fight him and hit his "jj/pp"
Song Jiao: True, true..
Song Jiao sweated a bit if Tang Ling falls for her she'll get a Yandere, she only wanted to get EXP and wake up in her old body then Pray to King Yan for letting her live again to get pass 4 Levels of Relationship 'Stranger > Acquaintance > Friend > Close Friend > Best Friend > Romance; Very Favorable [Romantically] > Ultimate Infatuation > An Eternal Love for a Lifetime oh.. and an extra 50K EXP because she got to the Romance direction
Song Jiao forgot about Sugaring Up Tang Ling and instead tried to learn Poetry and Literature so her skills can LVL Up as a result she couldn't even do so as Tang Ling suddenly barged to her room
"A'Xue, come on, it's Dinner don't be late or the food will become cold"
Song Jiao already built her foundation a bit so as a Cultivator at the Ninth Level of Qi Condensation didn't really need to eat. Plus the assassins came after Dinner started and if she joined with him his Favorability will soar higher then the Heavens so tried her best to avoid make any contact with him
"En, I'm not Hungry I'll skip Dinner"
"Heng.. You said you wanted to Familiarize with me, at least join Dinner with me. A'Xue please?"
His voice seemed sad as if a misfortune happened he stepped toward Song Jiao and took her arm as he put it on his Cheeks while softly pleading. It just made Song Jiao wanted to Barf this Dog-Blood Trope the Girls would fall and would fall harder to the Ground if he was covered in blood
Even if it was just a Plead his face was so teary but Song Jiao had a Mentality of a Steel Wall that was as Impossible as Ascending to Heaven to break as she slapped his arm away and replied with a Cold Tone and Expressionless face that distorted to one that held a bit of fury
"No, are you deaf? If Laozi wants to eat I can eat if Laozi doesn't want to eat I can not eat, I clearly don't want to eat so let go. Or are your Ears stitched up Tang Ling?"
"...Alright, whatever A'Xue wants"
Song Jiao was acting this rude since she didn't want a Yandere and wanted to Lower the Relationship. Tang Ling face was expressionless but still had some hope but his hope dimmed when she said 'Tang Ling' ah, made a Promise but didn't even survive for 1 Hour so Pitiful but yet still smiled a bit that was enough to make Second Year Middle School Girls Blush redder then a Tomato
[Congratulation! your Relationship with [Tang Ling] has turned to 'Very Favorable' to 'Slightly-Masochistic Yandere']
[Congratulation! Secret Route Unlocked Reward; Attribute Points 10+]
[EXP 50k+]
Song Jiao Almost barfed Dog-Blood as she saw the Notification, Tang Ling already left so that was good but. Song Jiao wanted to faint as she heard the Notification that shaded an Upcoming Dog-Blood story as she felt the Heavens Revolve and Earth Turn
Song Jiao: What is this Dog-Blood, Third-Rated, Scum Scrap thing called 'Tang Ling'? Ah, if I be Pitiful he'll fall for me more. If I abuse him like a Dog he might call me 'Master' and like me more, Slagbag Snowflake save your Host
Emperor Faceslapping System: En, guess you just have to wait to be Kidnapped and forced to be a Filial Mandarin Duck sitting Beautifully under a Red Veil waiting for Tang Ling while being tied on a Red Wedding Bed with a Bondage Rope, even in this Matriarch World who knows if Patriarch Traditions especially the Wedding Ceremony Exist
Song Jiao felt bored and instead of training her Literature Skills like Poetry, History, Writing.. She just waited for the Assassins
'Slagbag it's not the Morning dew yet, can I let the assassins kill Tang Ling?'
[You think? Male Leads can't be killed by you other then the Male Lead killing themselves or Natural Death, it's not allowed by the Administrator nor Main System]
'Snowflake Snow Slagbag. What if I let the Assassins almost kill Tang Ling and fully kill Tang Ying then kill the Assassins and let Tang Ling die Naturally?'
[This rule have many Loopholes, it isn't really an Important Rule so it's allowed no Punishments]
Song Jiao: Huahua.. Laozi can finally kill that Dog-Blood Yandere and let Tang Ying be in Peace. Slagbag I wanna buy Manhuas, alarm me if the Assassins come
A screen appeared in front of Song Jiao as she selected many Manhuas and went to select many Novels leading to her losing [Petals 20-]
Reading the Novels with Eyes that held Tranquility and no Lust but Interest one would think she read a Pure Novel except for the title..
Emperor Faceslapping System: Seriously?.. [My Little Sweet Dog; His cry excites the Big Miss]? you're really a Sadist and a Top at the same time, wait.. Amitabha Buddha, you're more Schadenfreude then I thought what the Fuck is [Great Aunt, Matriarch; Little Emperor where's the Whip?] my Eyes are covered with Spicy Chicken
Song Jiao: Shut up, people have.. Preferences
Going page by page after she's done she put all of them in her Inventory which was the time when the Assassins came after she peeked trough the window she could barely see some people
'Slagbag is there something like a buff?.. like a Nightime Vision'
[A Buff that last 1 Hour costs 200 Petals and 100 Star Petals a Permanent Skill cost 2000 Petals and 1000 Star Petals]
'Just pick the buff..'
As she left from her room her visions felt different because of the Night Vision she could see even in the dark holding a Hair Pin she sharpened using her self knowledge of Qi she used it to enhance the strength of the Hair Pin
she quickly left even with how fast she ran she was 'Almost' soundless but sometimes she made creeks from the wooden floor as she suddenly stopped as she heard noises and peeked a little
"You-! You.. Tsk! I knew those People weren't Trustful! They sent you guys to my Manor, to kill me! you think Laozi will kneel easily?"
The voice of Tang Ying screamed loudly as she held Tang Ling behind her while she was quickly corroding her face was still delicate and pretty, untouched while Tang Ling's face held a guilty look and a gloomy aura but Song Jiao felt strangely Indifferent when suddenly Tang Ying spoke as she pushed Tang Ling away
"Run! I'll kill these Bastards, Tang Mei I thought she was the only Pure flowers of that people. turns out, she was just one of the few people there who actually know how to deceive"
Song Jiao watched but Song Jiao felt that when she Pushed Tang Ling to another room it felt as if he noticed her, but whatever Tang Ying can't beat them off as they're especially made for demons and a bit of advantages with their low cultivation
The house was probably surrounded by Assassins to split and patrol as she looked at the Spot where Tang Ying pushed Tang Ling he was not seen
Quickly Running Song Jiao knew that killing can get EXP so killing Bad Guys also get EXP right? she quickly Slashed the knees of the Assassins who didn't see her approach seems like the rest were humans not low level cultivators like her
1 Slash, 2 Slash, 3 Slash, 4 Slash, she slashed the Assassins at the perimeter and slashed the knees not allowing them to move
"Ah, they didn't tell me that the Crown Prince was here! When did the Crown Prince know how to fight?!"
"En, to lazy to Reply, ask King Yan"
Slash!
[EXP 1K+]
Slash!..
[EXP 1K+]
Slash!...
[EXP 1K+]
Slash!...
[EXP 1K+]
The way she moved was like a Small Butterfly, freely and beautiful as if nothing can chain her, her Hazel eyes that held Tranquility with no Fear, her Long Raven Hair that flowed freely along her dance as if nothing can stop it. While the slender white Hand that held the Hair Pin ran along quickly with the breeze delicate and carefully not even a touch of Blood tinkered on her wrist
Song Jiao: I need a Re-Energizing Pill.. but we only have 4 Pills left, doing such a Mary Sue act is so tiring Laozi's legs is going to turn to Cow Poop
By now Tang Ying should've died while Tang Ling was being chased by Assassins Song Jiao didn't care about looting as all she wanted to do was Damage Tang Ling as if calling for Tang Ling there he fell in front of her bruised, scars, blood
while holding an Assassin's sword tightly, she looking back behind Tang Ling there dead bodies were scattered as Tang Ling looked at the dead Assassin's bodies behind her as he then Smiled like a fool
[Congratulation! your Relationship with [Tang Ling] has turned to 'Slightly-Masochistic Yandere' to 'Mid Step on me; Masochistic Yandere']
[EXP 50K+]
Song Jiao: I should've failed the Mission
"En.. A'Xue, I think ever since I saw you.. I fell for you, so. If we Survive, let's Marry"
Song Jiao: Tang Ling.. This guy is so unpredictable that I wish I can beat him up that he reaches to Heaven in seconds
Emperor Faceslapping System: Wow, good job now you have a Yandere following you around 24/7 and he even proposed to you
As if Confetti's came out of nowhere Song Jiao's face burdened how could a Person Propose at a fucking time like this?
"No, you think I like you? Not in a Lifetime, you're so weak that I want to toss Paper Money at you. I guess they were wrong when they say you were strong, you're just as pathetic as a worm and worthless as dirt who would want you?"
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