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I'm the Farmgirl You Can't Mess With I'm the Farmgirl You Can't Mess With

I'm the Farmgirl You Can't Mess With

Autor: Bamboo Rain

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Capítulo 1: Encounter

Editor: Atlas Studios

In the heavy rain, Mu Yangling stood in the rain with her comrades. In front of them, the captain was shouting loudly, "You're soldiers! You've studied in university for four years and trained here for a year. Is this all you're capable of? I'm f*cking embarrassed for you!"

About to go crazy from anger, the captain stuffed the report card under his team members' eyes. "Aren't you embarrassed? Aren't you ashamed of yourselves? With such results, you still want to enlist in the special forces? Don't you think it's disgraceful? You might as well skin yourself alive and go home to farm."

Standing at attention in the contingent, Mu Yangling felt that her face was burning in spite of the cold autumn rain. She clenched her fists by her side. Coincidentally, the captain saw this as he turned around, and aimed the cannon at her. "Mu Yangling, are you not convinced?"

"Reporting to Captain, they're old special forces soldiers…"

"Bullsh*t. Are you going to compare seniority with your enemy on the battlefield? You people are there to carry out a mission that could get you killed at any moment. If you're not careful, your head will be gone. Don't tell me your enemy won't fight you if you tell him that he's 30 and you're 20? Then you might as well say that you're women and they're men, so you're naturally inferior to them!"

Mu Yangling hated it the most when people made an issue of gender, even if the other party was her beloved and respected captain. She turned around with a "whoosh" and looked at him with eyes full of anger, shouting, "Captain, let's have a fight!"

The captain and Mu Yangling's comrades: "…"

The captain pointed at Mu Yangling, speechless. In the end, he tossed aside the report card in his hand, rolled up his sleeves, and said, "Come, come on out. If I don't skin you alive today, I'll take your surname."

Mu Yangling threw away the backpack on her back, took three steps forward and assumed a fighting stance. Just as the captain shouted "Come", Mu Yangling rushed towards him.

The two of them exchanged three moves in an instant. The captain caught one of Mu Yangling's fists and complained endlessly in his heart. Even though it had been a year, he was still not used to Mu Yangling's moves, for this young lass's tactics were ever-changing. Yesterday, when he exchanged blows with her, she had taken the slow approach. Today, she was like a whirlwind, only caring about attacking and not defending. Moreover, the key was that this girl was incredibly strong. Overwhelmed, he wondered what he should do next.

The surrounding team members mourned for their captain in their hearts.

In the recent sparring competition, Mu Yangling had won the individual all-round championship. Notably, she was ranked first in mixed martial arts. Not only did she defeat the special forces captain of her own military region, but she also defeated the special forces captain of the neighboring military region.

In fact, the reason their team had placed last this time was all because of them. Although they were tough women, they were still women, after all.

Mu Yangling's capabilities had already crossed the line between that of a man and a woman. It was as if she had truly become a man…

With a loud roar, Mu Yangling kicked out. Instantly, there was a bang and a delicate cry. Feeling a pain in her ears, Mu Yangling immediately opened her eyes and looked over with murderous eyes. Shu Wanniang held her stomach, visibly shocked. Then, tears welled up in her eyes. Heart aching, she asked worriedly, "Ah Ling, did you have a nightmare again? Child, look at how you shattered the pit table your father just made."

Mu Yangling turned her neck stiffly. Only then did she see the broken pieces of wood on the brick bed. She seemed to have kicked the pit table, thinking it was the captain, again.

Mu Yangling jumped up and gathered the smashed wood on the brick bed together. Acting nonchalant, she said, "It's fine. I'll go into the mountains to chop some wood later and make another table."

Shu Wanniang frowned. "What exactly did you dream of? This is already the fifth table. It was the same when you were young. When you were still drinking milk, you also kicked constantly…"

Shu Wanniang passed her daughter some clothes. Watching her quickly put them on in an un-ladylike manner, she couldn't help but worry. How could she marry off such a daughter in the future?

Mu Yangling naturally wouldn't say that she had dreamed of the scene where the captain trained and lectured them in her previous life. She only dared to say this in her heart and certainly not out loud.

"Mother, where's Father?"

"Your father went to look for the Junior Officer to pay taxes again. We haven't sold our leather goods yet, so we can't pay the money for the time being. He went to ask if he could delay it for two days." Worry was evident on Shu Wanniang's face. "With the little we earned this year, I'm afraid we won't have much money left after paying taxes. I originally wanted to send your brother to a private school, but from the looks of it, I'm afraid we'll have to postpone it for another year."

Mu Yangling frowned. "This year's taxes increased 10% from last year. Why do they have to raise the taxes every year? If this continues, we won't even be able to afford rice."

Shu Wanniang sighed. "What can we do? The Jin soldiers are always harassing our borders. I heard that those extra taxes go towards our soldiers' pay."

"Bullsh*t." Mu Yangling jumped up. "The Jin soldiers have been harassing the borders every year, but I've never seen anyone from our side come out to resist. What soldiers' pay?"

"Child, there are things you shouldn't say out loud." Shu Wanniang looked at her reproachfully, but she didn't go on. It was common to complain about the soldiers of the imperial court. She was just being cautious when she reprimanded her daughter.

Mu Yangling put on her clothes unhappily. Seeing that her younger brother, Mu Bowen, was still asleep, she went forward and pinched his nose. At the sight of this, Shu Wanniang hit her and said, "Don't. Your brother is still young. Let him sleep a little longer."

Mu Yangling pursed her lips in response. After drinking a bowl of water, Mu Yangling picked up her basket and bow, and prepared to head into the mountains. Just then, Shu Wanniang hurriedly grabbed a piece of flatbread from the table and chased after her. "Take a piece of flatbread to fill your stomach. How can you not eat when you're still a child?"

Mu Yangling glanced at Shu Wanniang's sharp and protruding stomach and hesitated for a moment. Shu Wanniang stuffed the flatbread into her hand and stroked her head. "Silly child, you're still a child yourself. Your father will take care of things. You don't have to worry."

With a silly grin, Mu Yangling took the flatbread and entered the mountains. She decided to hunt more prey today and sell them to buy more fine rice. Her mother wasn't used to coarse rice at all, for some reason. She wondered if it had something to do with her mother's family background, which she had no idea about. Moreover, her father doted on her mother and couldn't bear to see her suffer. Therefore, even though her father was capable and returned with something from his trip into the mountains everyday, in order to maintain such high living standards at home on top of shouldering such heavy taxes, he only managed to save very little money.

To make things worse, her mother had fallen seriously ill two years ago and depleted all their savings.

As Mu Yangling walked deeper and deeper into the mountains with the piece of flatbread in her mouth, she pricked up her ears and peered around. Just like that, she met the eyes of the two dirty youths under the tree.

With bright eyes, Qi Haoran and Fan Zijin gazed at Mu Yangling… not her, but the flatbread that was in her mouth. They involuntarily swallowed their saliva.

Even though Mu Yangling had the soul of an adult, she couldn't help but blush at this moment. She took the flatbread out of her mouth. After thinking for a moment, she tore off the saliva-stained part and stuffed it into her mouth, handing the rest to the two youths.

Qi Haoran took a careful look at Mu Yangling. After confirming that she did not possess any ill intentions, he quickly tore off half of the flatbread and stuffed it into Fan Zijin's mouth. "Thank you."

Fan Zijin ate so quickly that he choked. Seeing this, Mu Yangling had no choice but to remove the water bottle from her waist and hand it over.

Qi Haoran flusteredly fed Fan Zijin the water. The latter tore off most of the flatbread from his mouth and only recovered when he swallowed the remaining bit. After glaring at Qi Haoran, he stood up and bowed. "Thank you, Miss. My cousin and I were separated from our family and ended up here. May I know what your name and address is? When we find my family, we will definitely come back to repay you."


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Capítulo 2: Help

Editor: Atlas Studios

Hearing this, Mu Yangling took a closer look at them and realized that something was amiss. Although their skin was also tanned, they did not appear to labor all year round like her father. Instead, they seemed to have specially smeared something over their skin to appear that way. Moreover, the hand holding the flatbread was even smoother and more tender than a girl's, okay?

It was obvious that they came from money. Mu Yangling hesitated for a moment. In the end, she pitied the two of them for being so young, so she asked, "Where are your families? Do you need my help?"

Qi Haoran opened his mouth to answer, but Fan Zijin tugged at him and smiled at Mu Yangling. "Thank you, Miss. We've already found the way. It's not very far away, so we won't trouble you. Please tell us your address so that we can repay you in the future."

When Mu Yangling saw how alert this youth was, her lips couldn't help but curl into a smile. She wasn't angry and only shook her head. "No need. It's just a piece of flatbread." She looked at the sky and their location before pointing out the way out of the mountain for them. "If you go that way, you should see a path in half an hour. Just follow that path and walk out."

With that, she turned around and left.

As Mu Yangling's back disappeared from view, Fan Zijin collapsed to the ground. He glared at Qi Haoran and said angrily, "Don't divulge our identities to anyone again. Since we're already in Xingzhou, we'll be able to find Brother Qi in two days."

Qi Haoran rolled his eyes. "How are we going to find him when we're penniless? Besides, she's a good person."

Fan Zijin jumped up. "How do you know?"

"I just do. Previously, we were only deceived because we did as you said. If you had listened to me, we wouldn't have been duped."

"It's all because of your loose tongue, answering whatever others asked. People who originally didn't have any ill intentions also developed ill intentions," Fan Zijin argued indignantly.

Qi Haoran retorted, "You're clearly the one who's a poor judge of character."

"You're the one who wasn't careful…"

The two youths started arguing. Qi Haoran had the upper hand at first, but he had never been good at arguing. Hence, he was defeated by Fan Zijin in this verbal match not long after. In his anger, he tore off a piece of the flatbread in his hand and stuffed it into Fan Zijin's mouth.

Fan Zijin glared back, but gradually calmed down and noticed that Qi Haoran was only holding a very small piece of flatbread. Feeling sorry for him, he tore off half of his, gave it to him, and said vaguely, "Eat quickly. Let's go on our way after you're done."

Qi Haoran snorted and declared, "I'm strong and healthy. I don't need this. You should eat it yourself."

Fan Zijin glared at him and snapped, "Take it. I still need your protection. If we come across more local hooligans, I still need you to fight them off."

Qi Haoran said smugly, "Now you know I'm great at kung fu, right? What's the use of doing so well academically? You still need me to carry you when we're escaping, hahaha…" After saying that, he laughed, clearly pleased with himself.

Fan Zijin snorted and mocked, "What's so great about being brawny and simple-minded? If it weren't for me, no matter how skilled you are at martial arts, 40 to 50 people would have surrounded you and beaten you into a meat patty."

Mu Yangling, who was hiding in the dark, listened to the two youths arguing and saw them feeding each other the flatbread in their hands. The corners of her lips instantly twitched. Why did she feel like those two had a love-hate relationship?

How could a piece of flatbread be enough to fill their stomachs?

Even a nine-year-old girl like her had to eat three or four before she started to feel satiated, let alone these two youths.

After some thought, Mu Yangling turned around and left. Not long after, she walked over with a pheasant and a rabbit in her hands. The two youths were still resting on the spot. They didn't get up, probably because they had no strength in their limbs. However, they were no longer bickering.

Mu Yangling had just approached when Qi Haoran jumped over and stood in front of Fan Zijin. He asked warily, "Who is it?"

Fan Zijin's back tensed up.

Mu Yangling threw the pheasant and rabbit in front of them and said, "These are for you. Prepare the pheasant and eat it. Bring the rabbit to town." Mu Yangling thought for a moment and said, "If you pass by Mingshui County on your way, bring it to the county to sell. The rabbit should fetch a higher price in the county than the countryside."

When Qi Haoran saw that it was Mu Yangling, a big smile immediately spread across his face. He raised his head proudly at Fan Zijin, and the words "Look, I told you she was a good person" were written all over his face.

The corners of Fan Zijin's mouth twitched as he silently scolded Qi Haoran for being an idiot. He stood up and bowed to Mu Yangling with a grateful expression. "Thank you so much, Miss. No matter what, you have to tell us your address so that we can have a chance to repay you in the future."

Looking at the still-tense Fan Zijin, Mu Yangling had to admit that he was definitely not as adorable as the other youth. Seriously, did she look like a bad person?

Seeing that the other party did not relax, Mu Yangling did not mind and said, "My house is very easy to locate—it's in the village at the foot of the mountain. My surname is Mu. In the entire village, only my family's surname is Mu. You'll find out once you ask around." With that, she turned around and left.

This time, she was really leaving. Mu Yangling wanted to enter the mountain to check out the trap she had dug last night. Her mother did not like to eat pheasant meat, for she found it too dry. Wild animals were indeed low in fats, and the meat was not tender enough. Therefore, aside from what she and her father ate, the rest of the food was sold.

A pheasant and a rabbit were not difficult for her to hunt, but they would fetch two catties of fine rice, enough for her mother and younger brother to eat for three days…

Mu Yangling shook her head and chased these thoughts out of her mind. She thought to herself, 'I'm a soldier after all and can't be so calculative. They're children. I should help if I can.'

Along the way, Mu Yangling hung a string of pheasants and rabbits on her waist. Just as she saw the last big trap, she heard a few moans.

Mu Yangling let out a cry and sprinted over. A fat wild boar lay in the trap and was trying to climb up, but its hind legs were probably injured and couldn't exert enough strength. Coupled with the fact that the trap was big enough, it simply could not climb up.

Mu Yangling threw her head back and laughed. "Ha! Ha! Ha! As expected, the heavens haven't abandoned me. Now, I have the money to pay taxes."

Mu Yangling's eyes lit up as she looked at the wild boar. After some thought, she still couldn't bear to kill it, but she definitely wouldn't be able to bring it out alive.

Mu Yangling squatted by the pit and observed the wild boar that was panicking and desperately trying to climb out. Not only did it fail to break through the trap, but it also injured itself in its attempt to do so.

Her eyes slid over its limbs, thinking that if she broke them and tied them up, it wouldn't be impossible for her to bring out the wild boar alive.

Mu Yangling tossed aside the prey on her body, clenched her fists, and chuckled. "Brother Boar, Brother Boar, you can't blame me for being ruthless. You can only blame yourself for being born at the wrong time."

As she spoke, she circled around to the back of the wild boar and jumped down, landing nicely on the wild boar's back. Without thinking, she punched the wild boar's head. As she hit it, she was careful not to exert too much strength lest she killed the wild boar.

The wild boar howled and fell to its knees in the pit. Mu Yangling only beat it until it couldn't move. Before it could recover, she quickly grabbed its hooves and pulled. With a crack, one of its front limbs was broken.

The wild boar kept howling. Amidst Mu Yangling's quick attacks, soon, its four legs were broken by her, and the entire boar collapsed in the pit.


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