HP:The Dark Lord

Reporter: "Excuse me, Mr. Green, people from the Ministry of Magic call you the most terrifying, evil and powerful Dark Lord in history. What do you think?"

Green: "These are all slanders and slanders slandered against me by the Ministry of Magic. They are just jealous of my talent."

Green: "I advise these officials of the Ministry of Magic to behave themselves, reflect carefully, and not make such mistakes again in the future, and try to be clever, ah, uh... The wizarding world should value peace, practice martial ethics, and not engage in internal fighting."

Reporter: "Mr. Green, why did the Dementors run away when they saw you? Why did the former Dark Lord, Mr. Voldemort, say you were too extreme? Mr. Green? Are you still there? Mr. Green..."

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"Now here is an urgent news. Just now, the Ministry of Magic was attacked by an unknown force..."