Capítulo 26: A Torturing Session With Ad Breaks

Kai teleported from one room to another until he finally found the leader of the bandits.

The leader was bald and his face was the most ugliest face Kai had ever seen. If he had to put him in a genre, then it would ugly bastard.

"Who are you?!" The leader shouted as soon as he saw him.

"Who? Me? I am just a random dude who is going to torture you." Kai said casually as if he was giving his introduction as a homeroom teacher.

"****, ****, come and help me kill this arrogant bastard." The leader shouted.

( AN: Due to Kai not wanting to hear their names, I had to censor it. )

Two more ugly-looking guys appeared on either side of the most ugliest guy. Kai slowly moved back, with an expression of horror on his face.

"Haha, now you know who you are messing with." The leader laughed as he thought that Kai was afraid of him.

"I already know that I am about to torture a group of ugly dudes who would become even more uglier after I am done." Kai said in a playful voice which was straight evil.

He was not afraid of these guys, in fact, nobody here would be able to terrify him. The real reason for his behavior was that all there of them were far more uglier than he had imagined them to be.

"It's boring to just snap my fingers and then watch you die. Hmm, what should I do?" Kai was bored at such killings and was thinking about some new ways to entertain himself. Suddenly, an idea came to light in his mind and Kai jumped joyfully.

"I will restrict my cultivation to your level and fight with just one of my skills. That should be enough of a handicap." He said happily.

Perhaps his behavior was childish but what could he do? After reaching semi-divinity, the things one might feel are dimmed. But when someone is in the mortal cultivation realms, their emotions are fully brought. And that was happening to Kai too.

The leader of the bandits had a cultivation base at the 4th stage of the hell spirit realm whereas his two subordinates had the cultivation of the 1st stage of the hell spirit realm and 2nd stage of hell spirit realm respectively.

Kai sighed at the cultivation of the leader because it exceeded the cultivation of the sect masters of the Blue Moon Sect. After returning back to the sect, he would definitely try to raise their cultivation, well Riang's cultivation, not Junjun's cultivation.

He then released a 4th stage hell spirit realm aura and took out the same sword he used to kill the sect's supposedly number one genius, Wu Tan.

The trio was shocked to see that someone as young as Kai had such a high cultivation. If they knew that he was at the 9th stage of the heaven spirit realm and was a formal top-tier immortal, they might as well scratch themselves to death. Wait, was it stab or scratch? Ahh, who cares?!

Kai released his sword aura and the bandits gulped at its pressure. The leader suddenly took out something from thin air. Actually, it was from not thin air, the bandit leader was wearing a storage ring in his hand.

As for what was the thing that the leader took out? It was a low-tier imperial grade weapon, which came after soul grade.

"I have a higher weapon and I can easily defeat you with this." The leader said, his voice full of confidence.

But little did he know that Kai defied the normal laws of the world and could do absurd things.

Kai jumped towards the subordinate on the right and instantly pierced his heart, thus killing him on the spot.

Then he disappeared and appeared behind the subordinate on the left and beheaded him. The subordinate's head fell on the ground with a 'thump' and the leader released a terrified scream.

"I only promised to fight you, not these poor excuses for human meat. But since you guys r*ped all those women, I will give them a nice little torture before killing them." Kai said in a cold voice and snapped his fingers.

The two subordinates bodies resurrected. Their eyes suddenly started burning and they screamed at the top of their lungs. Their bodies once combusted and they died again.

Shockingly, they resurrected once again and the same thing happened again. This kept on happening as they died and resurrected again.

The leader was so afraid that he was trembling but he still thought that his weapon might be enough to kill Kai.

The leader gulped and raised his own sword. The two figures leaped towards each other and exchanged a strike.

The sound of metal hitting against metal resounded through the entire hideout. Kai and the leader continued to exchange blows and sparks flew after each clash.

Kai was simply playing with him and was enjoying this. He had already found about a hundred and one weak spots in the leader's attacking pattern and thought that it was about time he finished this.

He pierced the leader's heart and he fell on the ground with a huge thump.

Kai yawned and flexed his body before snapping his fingers. The leader's eyes suddenly flew open and they were full of fear.

"Did you really think that I will just let you die in peace? Now, I will first ask you for information and you will tell me everything I want to hear. Or otherwise, you will experience something beyond you-" Kai stopped midsentence as a foul smell entered his nose. He pinched his nostrils and stared at the leader.

Surprisingly, the leader had become so terrified that he had pooped his pants! Now that was quite nasty.

Kai facepalmed and the leader told him everything about their little group of bandits and how they managed to perfectly capture every cultivator that came their way.

He was surprised by some of the information but decided that he would think about it later. For now, a private session will begin.

But since it would go on for a long time, Kai would display an ad for everyone.

***

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***

Kai tortured the guy for almost a full hour. First, he started severing all of his limbs from the bottom of his feet, cutting them into leaf-like thickness, which is practically very thin.

After doing that, he put the leader back and cut his little brother before his eyes, and stuffed it into the leader's face.

At the same time, he had divided the leader's consciousness into two parts and one of them was physically present with Kai.

Whereas the other one was being tortured mentally. Kai did many more horrifying things that you don't want to hear and he then simply snapped his fingers and the leader's body, along with his two subordinates ,who were being resurrected and killed again and again, vanished.

He then went back to his new cheerleading squad. Everyone there had an expression of satisfaction on their faces.

He had not put up a soundproof barrier while his torturing session, so everyone was able to hear the leader's scream and cries of pain and agony.

Kai had found out many surprising news from the leader and was now about to see whether they were true or not.

But first, he had to tend to his cheerleading squad!