I was shocked silly by her answer.
Oh my god! Not a week, but three months?
How could that even make any sense?!
W-wait a second. Did that mean I was basically a vegetable this whole time...?
"Could it be that I've been sitting on this... 'chair' for three months?"
"That is indeed so."
The little Elf girl nodded her head as if it was the most obvious thing ever. Hell, I could even spot pride in her expression!
Jesus, they're all insane!
No wonder I couldn't move my body at all. Besides, since my head was leaning to one side and got stuck there, it made it seriously uncomfortable.
What a mystery it was that I was still even alive.
"My brain can't really compute what's being said here. So, like, let me get this straight. I sat here, like this, in this same position for the last three months? What about food?"
Tina responded, "We helped you drink holy water during every breakfast, lunch, and supper time."
But I was asleep! How could I even drink anything?!