Capítulo 6: Definitely NOT kidnapping a janitor
Author note
Well I was in a good mood because I wrote more than I expected I would today, I might release 2 chapters per day since I have the weekend free up ahead. Depends on how much I manage to advance but whatever.
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After the classes were over and the school was empty, Rin came out from the classroom she had stayed at and went in the direction of Shirou, who was just leaving after having stayed behind to repair a damaged printer for the student council.
[ Shiro pov ]
While making his way home, Shiro felt strange. His hand hurt ever since the strange tattoo appeared on it and, this past few days he had been seeing a young white-haired girl with a huge shirtless man behind her, holding her hand. For some reason, the girl kept calling her ´Onii-chan´, however every time he went to ask her what she meant by that and who she was, the girl disappeared.
Even right now, despite not seeing her, he felt as if he was being followed, he felt as if he had been watched several times throughout the day, but none as clear as now.
Turning his head to look at his surroundings, there was nothing amiss, yet the feeling remained unchanged. Choosing to hurry home, instead of staying here any longer, he fastened his pace. There had been news about several accidents lately, even a murder, so staying outside while feeling someone following him would be both dangerous and stupid.
While getting closer to his house, a voice stopped him in place-
"Hey Shiro!"
-the voice felt surprisingly familiar, yet he couldn't connect it to who it belong to. As he turned around, he felt something hit the back of his head.
As he began to loose consciousness, the last thing he saw was the blurry image of a blonde woman who, despite it being night, was wearing sunglasses and a face mask.
[ Rin pov ]
"Can we get out of here already? The wig is itching, the sunglasses barely let me see at night and the facemark is annoying to wear!"
"Yes of course, we wouldn't wanna get caught by a scary loli or something"
"What?" I swear, every new thing she says makes less and less sense.
"Come on master, don't look at me like that, there are some scary lolis out there I tell you"
Sigh, whatever I shouldn't focus on her nonsense right now, we need to get home fast so that she can get the catalyst for Saber. I still don't understand why we need Shiro, if he has the catalyst on his body we should just take it and leave him, if it is not on his body we should search his house or something
"Well master, do you mind carrying him back home?"
"HUH?! OF COURSE I WON´T, you do it, I have been telling you to just get the catalyst and leave him but you want to take HIM for some reason"
"Aww come on master, don't be like that, we need him because the catalyst is in him"
"Well, If the catalyst is on him let's just take it!"
"Ahh but master, the catalyst is not ´ON´ him, it is ´IN´ him"
"Y-You mean?!"
"Yeap, the catalyst of Saber is kind of fused with his soul so I will have to separate it from him"
"And how are you gonna do that?"
"Well I am going to kill him of course"
"Oh I se- WHAT?! Y-You are k-kidding right?!"
"HAHAHAHA of course not, but it gets better master, you see those command seals he has? We will take them as well HAHAHAHA"
"WHAT?! You didn't tell me he was a master!"
"Don't be like that master, besides, I didn't say it for to reasons, first he has no servant and second it was out of principle,
"Principle?!!
"That's right, you see as a master he would be even worse than Shinji, that's right even Shinji can work as a mana supplier with that item of his, however this waste of space can't even do that, not only that but he has absolutely no knowledge of Holy Grail Wars, sure it isn't his fault, but that doesn't make him any less useless.
You add to that his annoying need to get in the way to ´save others´ while ruining everything in the process and you have someone even worse that useless.
Thats right, carrying someone useless would be like swimming with a backpack filled with rocks, but doing something with him is like swimming while being tied up to a shark that moves in the opposite direction.
Sure his plot armour is useful enough to keep you from drowning, basically every time you are about to drown the fucking shark stops moving enough for you to catch a bit of breath, but I absolutely refuse to recognise someone like him as a ´master´"
Damn... just damn.
"You... needed to get that out of your chest huh?"
"Yeah, I guess so, although I must say... damn-"
Oh yeah, I agree on so many levels, especially because half of your rant didn't make any sense but there is no way I am telling you that
"I didn't know he annoyed you so much"
"Indeed, I didn't know that either"
"So... is that why you hit him from behind instead of using a spell to make him fall asleep or something?"
"Well, yes"
"Is that why you want to kill him?"
"Not quite, I am not crazy enough to kill someone just because they annoy me, even if they are extremely annoying, besides it´s not like he is bad or something, he just has a hero fetish. I need to kill him to separate his soul from the catalyst, I will just bring him back afterwards. It will however, get a bit nastier when we take the command spells since we will have to cut his hand off, but I will heal it so no worries"
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"Sigh... let´s figure this out at the house, for one take him and we will leave before someone finds us"
"Aww master... but I don't wanna carry him."
"Just do it already!"
"I see... well I am sorry but you leave me no choice master..."
"W-What do you mean?"
"I wasn't planing on using this, especially here, but there seems to be no other choice-"
"W-What are you talking about? OI AQUA WHY ARE YOU GATHERING SO MUCH MANA ARE YOU CRAZY?!"
"Ultimate EX rank personal skill activation...
<WHINNING CRYBABY>!!!"
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[ 3rd pov ]
"Hey master..."
"..."
"Master..."
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"Masterrrr"
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"Maaasteeer"
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"MaAsteEEerrr"
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"MaaaAASTEeeer"
"..."
"MAAAstEEER"
"WHAT!"
*Fake cough*
"*Ehmm, are you still angry?" As soon as those words came out of her servant´s mouth, Rin could feel the veins of her forehead pop up more clearly than ever before.
"YOU THREW A TANTRUM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!!!!"
"Come on master... it was an accident alright? I didn't know the skill would be so effective at annoying you- I mean so powerful"
"IT IS LITERALLY ON EX CATEGORY, HOW ON EARTH COULD IT HAVE BEEN WEAK?!?!"
"Okey it was my fault this time... I just really didn't wanna carry him..."
"THE PEOPLE OF THE HOUSES CAME OUT TO ASK WHAT WAS GOING ON!!"
"I know right, truly nosy people this days..."
"IT WAS YOUR FAULT!!! YOU WERE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WHILE CRYING AND SCREAMING!!!"
"HAHAHAHA I know right?"
"STOP LAUGHING!!!"
"Well looking on the bright side, we got Shiro right?"
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