Outside the Tower, a man was happily laughing as he checked his UW.
Many guilds had been looking down on Josh's school, but they suddenly were shocked into submission. They couldn't believe what had happened!
Today's news was: "They're dead, all of them! Confession from a lucky survivor!"
The journalists had all jumped on the story as if their salaries depended on it! No, with the fervor of people eager to prove themselves to their bosses! They really hadn't been camping like dumbasses in front of D-23 for absolutely no freaking reason!
They were pleased with all the deaths, and so was the Internet. This was an extreme situation reversal! The guilds had used a hammer to crack an egg, only for the hammer to be shattered!
-RandomForumMod: This thread will now serve to discuss the "Totally not a Climber School," jeez, who came up with this name?!
This is a PSA: Do not call a hit on yourself if you are not extremely confident and have the ability to change appearance at will. Such an act is extremely risky, you have been warned! Also, the CNN is not appropriate for children. Thank you for your attention!
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