Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!
Autor: Uncle De Yun© WebNovel
Capítulo 1: Chapter 1 Instructor, would you like to sit down and have something to eat together?
"Step into elite school life and experience a different kind of life."
"Hello, everyone, I'm Bingbing, the host of 'Elite School Life'."
Modu Agricultural University, downstairs of the male dormitory.
Dressed in a purple suit, the female host He Bingbing, smiling, spoke the opening lines towards the camera.
Next to her was the dormitory supervisor, who had deliberately dressed formally for the occasion.
'Elite School Life' is a highly popular program.
The feature of this program is to visit various prestigious schools and record the lives of elite university students through immersive live broadcasts, encouraging the younger generation to study hard.
This was a great opportunity to promote the school, so the school leaders took it very seriously and asked the supervisors to try to meet all the demands of the program crew.
"Today, we have come to the famous Modu Agricultural University. Our first interview spot is the male dormitory building behind me."
"Now, follow me and let's go take a look."
Under the guidance of the supervisor, Yang Bingbing and the filming team entered the male dormitory.
As soon as they stepped in, they saw a guy with wet hair, wearing only a pair of shorts.
"Damn! There's a woman!"
"Forgot there was an interview today; get back inside!"
"The host seems to be a real beauty."
"Really? Let me see!"
Watching the dorm boys scuttling about like monkeys, supervisor Yang Kang struggled to maintain his composure.
"They are all freshmen, just started school, still excited."
He Bingbing nodded with a smile.
"Understandable, just entered their dream university, so they are quite excited."
Just as He Bingbing finished speaking, her nose suddenly twitched.
That smell... hot pot?
Yang Kang also smelled it and immediately became anxious.
The notification of the TV station's visit had been issued two days ago, and still, students dared to have a hot pot in the dormitory?
This can't be possible!
Before Yang Kang could speak, He Bingbing had already knocked on a door.
"The door's not locked; just come in."
He Bingbing pushed the door open, and a crowd entered in single file.
However, when they clearly saw the situation inside the dormitory, Yang Kang's mouth twitched and he flushed with heat!
On a folding round table, an induction cooker with hot pot was steaming hot.
Next to the hot pot were various dishes laid out.
The four dormitory residents were busy making dipping sauces, completely unaware that they were being filmed.
"Old Liu, pass me the vinegar."
"What about the potatoes? Didn't you guys chop them?"
"Are you dumb? Add the wide noodles at the end, or they will spoil the soup."
A handsome freshman was directing the other three.
Seeing this scene, the viewers in the live broadcast couldn't sit still.
"Is university life really this wonderful? You can even eat hot pot!"
"So this is Modu Agricultural University? Totally love it!"
"Didn't you see the supervisor's face turned dark? These four guys are in trouble, getting warnings and penalties as soon as they start."
"Wow, that guy is so handsome! Must be the campus heartthrob, right?"
"Being handsome is useless if you're at an agricultural university; you'll just end up farming after graduation."
"Dude, you might have misunderstood something about agricultural university!"
He Bingbing had visited many prestigious universities, but this was the first time she encountered such a situation.
Before she could speak, supervisor Yang Kang, with a stern face, looked towards the handsome freshman.
"Is the hot pot tasty?"
Wu Bin was fiddling with dipping sauce with his chopsticks, and without looking up, he said, "Didn't you see I'm adjusting the sauce? Haven't started eating yet."
"Then how about I wait until you've tasted it to tell me how it is?"
Wu Bin chuckled.
"If you're craving, just sit down and join us. I'll serve you…"
Wu Bin turned his head, and suddenly his voice began to tremble.
"Sup... Supervisor, when did you get here?"
Yang Kang sneered.
"If I hadn't come now, who knows what else you would eat in the dorm next time?"
"Everyone stand up!"
With that roar from Yang Kang, the other three immediately stood up in a reflex.
Only Wu Bin remained seated, lost in his thoughts.
Ding.
"[Host meeting the criteria detected, system binding in progress]"
Wu Bin was initially startled, then erupted with joy!
It's here!
He had finally waited for the system to arrive!
In his previous life, he had been a desperately hard-working wage earner.
He died suddenly from working too late into the night.
Reborn into his university days, fate had given him another chance.
Wu Bin silently vowed that this time, he would escape the fate of a wage slave!
But Wu Bin had waited for several days and had still not received the system.
Just when he thought he didn't have any golden finger, the system showed up unexpectedly!
Wu Bin chuckled mischievously.
From today on, he would have a cheat too!
"[System binding successful]"
"[Congratulations to the host for successfully binding with the 'Myriad Diseases Affliction System']"
"[This system has meticulously selected several hundred diseases for the host, including fractures, malignant tumors, leukemia, heart disease, etc.]"
"[The host may now choose a disease to experience]"
The smile froze on Wu Bin's face.
His gaze shifted from joy to shock, finally turning into disbelief!
No!
System, are you sure you've not made a mistake?
Other people's rebirth systems provide them with money and techniques, but you give me a myriad of diseases?
What?
Does this mean I must restart all over again?
"[As the host has not responded, the system will automatically make a selection for the host]"
"[Congratulations to the host for acquiring acute myocardial infarction]"
"[When heart rate exceeds 130, there will be a 100% trigger of acute myocardial infarction]"
Sheesh!
Wu Bin gasped in shock.
This damned system is really playing for keeps!
Everyone else's systems help the host become more powerful and achieve greatness.
Why has mine turned out to be this trash!
"[Host dissatisfaction level detected to be high, a newcomer gift pack is hereby granted]"
"[Congratulations to the host for acquiring the innate skill 'Scorn of Death']"
"[Congratulations to the host for acquiring the innate skill 'Rebirth from Cocoon']"
"[Congratulations to the host for acquiring the innate skill 'Iron Will']"
Thankfully, this time the newcomer gift pack wasn't diseases.
Wu Bin quickly perused these three innate skills in his mind.
"[Scorn of Death: Depending on the host's reputation points, gain invincibility time. During this time, the host will always be on the brink of death but will not actually die]"
As this skill was activated.
Wu Bin also unlocked his reputation points panel.
"[Current reputation points: 600, invincibility time, 600 seconds]"
Wu Bin cursed in his mind.
Scorn 600 seconds of death?
So I'll still croak after 600 seconds?
What's the use of that!
Wait a minute.
Where did these 600 reputation points come from?
As Wu Bin puzzled over this, another system message popped up in his mind.
"[From Yang Kang's anger, reputation points +2]"
"[From He Bingbing's astonishment, reputation points +2]"
"[From Liu Yong's admiration, reputation points +2]"
Wu Bin suddenly realized.
It turns out that as long as you can cause emotional fluctuations in others, you can increase your reputation points?
Wu Bin suddenly turned his head, looking at Yang Kang.
"Instructor, this hot pot base is specially brought from my hometown, it's a buttery broth, very fragrant, why don't you sit down and join us?"
Yang Kang could hardly believe his ears, he even doubted if he had heard wrong.
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