Capítulo 98: I Am An Expert In Lying
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"What was it?"
Biscuit asked subconsciously.
Whether it was true or false, she was gradually attracted by the story.
"She said she hated gangsters the most."
Lan showed a wry smile on his face at the right time. "When we first met, I was still wearing the same clothes."
"She later asked me what I did for a living."
"I said I was a bank employee."
Well, salesmen, bank employees, etc. All wear suits.
This is consistent with Biscuit's understanding of some professions.
Buhara, next to him, was slurping at the bowls of noodles that had just been served while looking at Lan with some curiosity.
He didn't remember Lan saying he had worked in a bank before.
But with his mouth filled with noodles, he wisely didn't say anything more.
"But in fact, I'm already a capable member of a certain mafia family."
"I couldn't bear to tell her the truth. I was afraid she would leave me, so I chose to hide it, and then I fell in love with her…"
Scumbag!!
Biscuit immediately classified this behavior accordingly.
In her opinion, all acts of deceiving girls, especially those of deceiving love, are all scumbags!
Well, of course, she herself is also a scumbag, and she admits that although he is a scumbag, she…
She really wants to continue listening!!
"Later, we got together and made a family. During the day, I pretended to go to work at the bank normally, to take care of the family's work and business, and came back at night to accompany Russian."
"We lived happily, and soon after we got married, we had a child named Gimlet…"
He has a child?!!
Since meeting Lan, Biscuit did not hide her expression for the first time and showed a real look of astonishment.
"Ahem!!"
Even Buhara, who was eating noodles next to him, choked twice.
He had been traveling with Lan for so long and this was the first time he had heard of this.
"Well, Gimlet is very cute; you can't imagine how lovable he is when he smiles…"
Lan said, with a happy smile on his face.
Biscuit looked at Lan's body and then fell silent.
As an expert in hiding her body shape and age, she could tell at a glance that Lan's real age was the same as his appearance.
He was not an old monster pretending to be young, but just this age.
If everything Lan said was true…
She can only say that young people nowadays really know how to play.
"But later, I suddenly left to fight everywhere."
The smile on Lan's face suddenly disappeared, and a sad atmosphere began to spread around him:
"When I came back, I found that Gimlet, he…"
As soon as the choked voice sounded, Lan was in a very injured state: "He was infected with a disease and died of a high fever."
"Russian was heartbroken."
"She called the bank many times and finally realized that I was not a bank employee and deceived her. "
"She ran out crying. I tried to stop her, but she slapped me in the face because she was so sad... "
Lan's hand gently stroked a certain place on his cheek. "I still can't forget that slap."
"I wanted to explain it to her later, but I didn't expect…"
He was completely surrounded by a depressing atmosphere.
"It was raining heavily that day, and Russian ran out like this."
"There was a landslide, and she was hit on the head by falling rocks, and became a vegetative without any consciousness."
"I couldn't express any expression or speak. I could only watch her lying in the hospital, unable to do anything…"
He acts the sadness of a loving man to the extreme.
"It's really a very touching story…"
Biscuit couldn't help but take a deep breath, and then her innocent face instantly switched to a blank expression.
"But you made those up, right?!"
"How can you say it's made up?"
Lan also changed his mood in a second, and all his sadness and sorrow disappeared.
He answered solemnly:
"This happened to a real man, Senor Pink."
It's from One Piece, and it's the personal experience of a real man in the Donquixote Family.
"So you're still lying?"
Biscuit crossed her arms: "How dare you lie to a cute, weak girl like me?"
"First, you followed me by yourself."
Lan raised three fingers: "Second, I never said that this was a real experience that happened to me. I just used the name Russian to tell the story from the first-person perspective."
Faced with the old driver who was ready to show off, he smiled and said, "Even if it was a lie, I didn't lie to a weak girl…"
"You really saw it!"
Biscuit had a calm face, not the slightest bit of surprise: "Otherwise, you wouldn't have told me such a far-fetched story."
"Do you think I'm so ruthless?"
Lan spread his hands: "Can't I tell my past to a cute and innocent little girl?"
"Heh, I don't think that a guy who can shoot two lives casually will let his guard down and tell a stranger everything about his past."
Biscuit raised her head and hummed: "Cute and innocent little girl."
She obviously liked Lan's address to her.
"Sure enough, Transmuters are very suspicious of other people."
Lan smiled and shook his head: "How did you know I was making up a story?"
"First, you can't have a child at your age."
Biscuit also followed Lan and stretched out three fingers: "Second, I don't believe that there are such affectionate people in the mafia."
"Even if there is a 0.01% possibility, I don't think it will be you."
"Third..."
Biscuit paused, and then said with unusual force: "I am an expert in lying, and i am still very confident in judging whether the other party is lying!"
"It's really convincing, and there is no reason to refute it."
Lan gave her a thumbs up.
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