"Actually, I like it here," Kaisen said, leaning casually against the bars. "I wanna stay a bit longer. Say, Chief... you got a nice home? Maybe after your lords are done pretending they can keep me here, I'll come pay you a visit. What do you think? Make it a nice little surprise."
The chief visibly shuddered, the color draining from his face. His grip on the keys tightened like they were his lifeline, and for a second, he looked like he might pass out from sheer terror.
"W-what? No! I mean... uh... my wife—yes, my wife doesn't like guests, especially if the guest isn't a beastkin."
The chief stammered, clearly trying to dig himself out of the hole. But Kaisen wasn't even listening anymore. One word had caught his attention.
"Wife? You have a wife?" Kaisen's grin widened, eyes gleaming with mischief. "Then don't worry, Chief. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that'll have her inviting me over and treating me like a god."