Capítulo 56: A Vampire And A Wendigo Part 7
"Text" = Talking
[Text] = System
'Text' = Normal Thoughts
{Text} = Telepathic Thoughts
<Text> = Message Through System
*Text* = Actions During Sentences
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(Location: In the hallway before the Queen's throne room/meeting room, Time: A couple of minutes after Eve woke up)
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Walking down the hallway were Alucard, Eve, Seras, and Eve's group, who Eve had brought the rest of to here to make sure they wouldn't feel left out from what's going to happen today. Integra wasn't with them, as they stayed back for a bit so she could be in the meeting before them.
At the moment, Alucard was trying to figure out what song to play for their entrance, while Eve was eating a strawberry cake with an eyeball on top of it that she pulled out of Inventory as she was in the mood for something sweet.
"Dammit, Red, why aren't you helping me with this? You're the one that likes music the most for dramatic shit." He asked, not really getting why Eve wasn't helping him with something music related.
"Correction, I like singing for dramatic shit. I mean, I can literally copy any singer's voice, why not use it to fuck with people a little every now and again?" Eve said while making her voice sound just like Alucard's, before she took another bite out of her cannibal style strawberry cake.
"Please don't mimic my voice, it feels weird." It wasn't just Alucard who thought this, as everyone else who saw this woman speak in an exact copy of the tall Vampire's voice thought it was strange too.
Mind you, Eve's body has grown more mature than most girls her age, so to everyone it looked like a full-grown woman just talked in a deep voice exactly like the man that was standing next to her.
"Fine. But, I'm not going to help with your music problem, I'm thinking of some thing's." Eve said as she popped the eyeball that was on top of her cake into her mouth, the eyeball popping similar to a boba ball on her tongue.
"What are you even thinking about right now anyways? You've been spacing out while eating those eyeball cakes since we got here." Alucard questioned as he continued to find a proper song to enter to. Though, his question was valid, as this was Eve's fourth slice of eyeball strawberry cake, and she had been silently eating them since the helicopter landed.
"Just some random shit that popped into my mind earlier, and I honestly think my brain is onto something here." She said while purposefully making Alucard's device move all the good songs to random spots each time he checked out a song with Technopathy, just to fuck with him.
"Hm? Okay, now I'm curious, what is this 'random shit' that you're thinking about?" Alucard found this interesting, as Eve rarely was this spaced out, unless she was actively planning someone's downfall.
"I'm basically a combination of Mei Mei from Jujutsu Kaisen, Makima from Chainsaw Man, and Himiko in personality and looks. And it would only truly show, if I tied my hair back and wore a suit." This actually made sense, as she was controlling like Makima, had (semi-) unique eyes like her, and her body was similar to the Devil's, her hair was the same shades as Mei Mei's, her general stance was like the axe wielding woman, and she was greedy like the sorcerer. Finally, and this was the most obvious, she had the same face, a similar hairstyle, and was also a yandere like her bloodthirsty girlfriend.
"I-.... damn, okay, you do make a good point there..." The Vampire said as he imagined Eve wearing a suit with her hair tied back, the image making him see plenty of the similarities.
"That isn't all, I also realized that I ended up making myself into a teenage milf." Eve said with complete seriousness, she wasn't joking about what she just said, even though it was a rather strange thing to say.
"Explain..." Alucard couldn't completely understand how a teenage girl could just turn herself into a milf, though he did have a bit of an idea on what caused her to think this.
"I am literally a mother to a perfect little girl, that I adopted after saving her from the Yakuza, and I have a harem of girls that are all completely willing/ready to eventually fuck me." She said while finishing off the last bites of her cake and stored the plate and fork back into Inventory.
"I know this is rich coming from me, but.... what the ever loving fuck is your life...?" Alucard said with a look that told mountains of how much he was having difficulty believing this shit.
"Heh, you're right, that is rich coming from the literal King of Vampire's that was a girl for a while, fucked the Queen of England, and literally fought against Nazi's, with an English Butler, who most likely wanted to fuck you." Eve couldn't help but chuckle a bit at the fact that the most chaotic man in this world was just completely done after she paraphrased a bit of her life to him.
"Wait... Alucard was a girl for a while?" "He fucked the Queen of England??" "Walter, the guy you threatened, wanted to fuck him???" Izuku, Hitoshi, and Tenko asked one after the other after they heard Eve talk about Alucard's life.
"Yes, yes, and yes, guys. All of that is, surprisingly, true. Oh! And you might want to cover your ears when Al here starts to talk to the Queen, or you might get traumatized.... more." Eve said before grabbing Alucard's phone, so they can finally make their entrance.
"Now, I'm going to randomize the song, and we are going in there, because I really want to get this meeting over with and go back to causing chaos." The Wendigo said before picked a 'random' song for them to enter to. But, it was the exact same song that originally played, Bitch, by Meredith Brooks.
As Eve kicked open the door, and they walked in the chorus of the song played, also, judging by the looks on everyone's faces, they definitely heard that entire conversation that Alucard and Eve had not so long ago. Though, the look on one of the people was that of recognition and caution when he saw Eve walk into the room.
"No, okay, turn it off, turn it off!" Alucard said after they only took two steps into the room. "It didn't work. It did not work..." The Vampire said while taking off his signature glasses.
"Following yours and Red's examples?" Integra said with a bit of a smirk gracing her lips as she looked the group.
"Ooh, catty...! Oh shit, is that Betty?!" Alucard said before he saw the Queen and started to walk towards her. Some nameless bodyguards did try to stop him, but they were quickly pushed aside, so the Vampire could speak with his past lover.
"Cover your ears, unless you want an extra dose of trauma. That goes especially for you, Penwood." Eve said while quickly covering her ears, even though she knew what was coming, she still didn't want to hear it directly.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't Allie." The Queen said as she reached out her hands to caress Alucard's face when he knelt in front of her. "Your skin is still as smooth as the day I felt it on my own..."
"You know it. Reminds me of when I'd keep your bed warm during the Blitz." Alucard said like an old man remembering the 'good ol' days' of when he was younger and more active.
"Those were better days. I was younger, beautiful..." The Queen lamented over her loss of youth in comparison to the young looking Vampire before her.
"Oh, shut up, you old hag! I'd still wreck you like Diana!" Alucard said, making his still raging amount of lust for the woman in front of him obvious. Though, his words did seem to make the Queen happy as she did laugh at his remark.
"Oh, you know exactly what to say to moisten me up..." The Queen said in a way that is even making me feel wrong for writing this.
"Gah, I can never have sex again!" An idiotic man, Penwood, said as he didn't cover his ears as instructed. "I tried to warn you dude, but did you listen? Noooo!"
"Alucard... if you please." Integra said, wanting to get into what this meeting was organized for in the first place, instead of listening to the Queen and her servant talk about how much they want to fuck each other.
"You're right. Enough focusing on the past... Instead, let's focus on the-!" Alucard couldn't finish his sentence as Eve quickly interrupted him.
"Yeah, yeah, World War 2, Walter and you on 'Operation Kraut Control', you were a woman at the time, the Queen is a Bisexual, shut the fuck up Reggie, and finally, you two missed a couple Nazi's, and now they're back!" Eve gave a quick run down on the situation, wanting to get to something she would consider fun faster.
"Wow, Red, really had to do that to me? Really had to ruin my fun, you fun Nazi." Alucard was upset that Eve had ruined his moment when he was just getting into it.
"Sorry, Al, but I wanted to say something to the elephant in the room before anything else happens." She said before she walked towards 'Father Maxwell', who looked annoyed at Eve bringing attention to him.
"So, tell me, how does an apostle get demoted to being the ass cushion of the pope? Or, better yet! How does an apostle get stuck with the face of a man that looks like he could easily represent an organization of rapist?!" She said with a cat-like smile.
The second she saw him she could instantly tell he was an apostle like her, and she could tell he was the one looking at her dreams, as she felt the same thing she felt in her dreams when near him. The man even smelled a bit like lavender and jasmine, which wasn't a pleasant smell for someone with heightened senses.
"Shut up..." The man that looked like Enrico Maxwell said. Each word that Eve had said since she arrived seemed to make him more frustrated with each passing moment.
"Aww~ But, where's the fun in that? After all, I want to enjoy myself as I destroy the plot of this world!~" Eve said, unknowingly causing her tail to wag behind her, much to Himiko's, Mei's, and Seras's amusement.
When she said 'destroy the plot' this caused confusion in most of the people in the room, except for those in her group, Integra, Alucard, and 'Enrico' himself. Most of those who knew were neutral about what she said, but 'Enrico' seemed to be further agitated by this.
"I said, shut up! You Bambi looking bitch!! I don't want to talk to you, I don't want to be near you, hell, I don't even want to see a single trace of you!!" The fake Maxwell yelled in frustration as he stood up from his seat.
"Pfft- Hahaha! Wow!~ You must think you're really intimadating, huh? You voyeuristic wannabe god piece of shit." She said to the only other demigod in the room, not concerned about him being a possible threat as that would actually benefit her if he was.
"YOU DAUGHTER OF A WHO-!!" Before the demigod could finish his insult, Eve uttered a single word while using her 'Congueror's Haki' on him.
"Fall" And with that the entirety of her false Haki was aimed directly onto the fake Maxwell, causing him to instantly fall to the ground so hard that the ground beneath them cracked.
"Never... and I mean NEVER... insult my mother again... I don't care what you throw at me, but leave my mom out of this.... or else, you'll end up like the group using the name-" What she was doing, while 'warning' the fake Maxwell, was baiting the next scene to begin.
"Millennium!" And just like that the cat femboy took the bait, appearing near the entrance of the room, much to the surprise of many of the people present. This resulted in practically everyone aiming a weapon at him, except for the fake Maxwell and Eve.
"Warten Sie! How do you say... 'Do not shoot ze messenger'." Schrödinger said while walking to the table in the room, and actively ignoring the beginning of a hole in the shape of the fake Maxwell being made in front of him.
"Ah... the return of the 'why boner'.... with a VENGEANCE!" Alucard said, already forgetting how he was upset about Eve taking his moment earlier.
"Before you ask how he got in here, Integra, I'll tell you this. That right there is Schrödinger, and if he can think he's somewhere, he will be there." Eve said while the said cat boy-girl was setting up a transmission device on the table.
"My commanding officer, Ze Major, would like to personally introduce himself... along with our vonderful organization!" He said, continuing to ignore the obvious supernatural action happening only a few feet away from him, and the fact that Eve somehow knew about him and his ability.
While Schrödinger was trying, and somewhat failing, to turn on the device, Eve looked over to Hitoshi. "Soundwave, absorb what Al's going to say, I don't want to hear his jokes right now." She said before snapping her fingers and making the device that, Schrödinger was failing to turn on, finally work properly.
"Hello~~!" The Major said the second the screen turned on. This would be where Alucard would start laughing hysterically, but, Hitoshi was actively absorbing all the sound the Vampire was making.
"Vhat? Schrödinger, is ze sound not vorking?" The man, that looked like he single handedly caused a famine in a town by just eating till he was full, said. Though, Schrödinger didn't have time to respond before Eve made the device turn towards her.
"Und who may you be, fräulein? I would remember a voman with red antlers such as yourself." The Major said while taking note of Eve's animal features that reminded him a bit of Schrödinger.
"To some, I'm an executioner, to other's, I'm a saviour, but until I leave this world, you can refer to me as, Red." She said while turning to towards the device and looking directly at the monitor displaying an image of The Major.
"Okay, und why am I looking at you, Miss Red?" He questioned as he expected to be looking at everyone else that wasn't Eve.
"Because I want to issue an order to your cyborg ass." She said while seeing one of her Bee's that she decided to turn into a literal Fly on the wall fly behind The Major.
"You vant... to give me an order?? Nein, I don't take orders from some random fräu...lein..." He wasn't able to finish his sentence as the light from his eyes vanished making him look like a puppet or a doll at the moment. The fat cyborg had enough tech in himself, partically in his head, that he was more machine than man, so it was rather easy to control him.
"Now, listen, you are going to be a good little toy, and wait for my Bee to bring you and the rest of my targets here, while my other Bee's kill what's left of your people." And just like that the Bee Fly landed on his face and used Fast Travel to bring him to Eve's current location.
"Vhat in the? Major??" Schrödinger said, confused by how his superior officer was somehow here instantly. This was soon followed by concern as he heard the sound of screaming, blood spilling, and bones crunching coming from the device that showed The Major prior.
"You know, Schrödinger, in another life you would have tried to flirt with that beautiful blonde Draculina and be promptly killed, only to come back to life and disappear from this place." The smiling Wendigo said as she walked to the Nazi femboy before her, while several people appeared by The Major wrapped in chains made out of her Bee's own blood.
"Master thinks I'm beautiful?" The blonde Draculina in question said with a light blush on her face, not even minding the fact that her master is about to execute some people.
"But, today you won't get a chance to escape, and do you know why?~" Eve said while only giving a passing glance at her other targets, Herr Doktor/blonde potential rapist, The Captain/Werewolf Nazi, Rip Van Winkle/Bitch who got stabbed by a cannon, and, finally, Zorin Blitz/Mind Rape Bitch.
Schrödinger didn't respond to Eve, instead he started to back away from her as she was beginning to make him genuinely feel threatened.
"Aww~ Cat got your tongue?~ Fine! I'll just tell you, you no fun femboy." She said before suddenly appearing behind said femboy and shoving her hand through his back, and making it come out of his chest with his still beating heart in her hand.
"Because you're already dead~" And just like that she crushed his beating heart in her hand causing him to fall to the floor, with a hole going through his body and his blood spilling out from said hole.
"Ha! You idiot, Schrödinger, can't die! He vill soon come back good as new!" Herr Doktor said, believing that the cat femboy would come back just as he had so many times before.
"I have literally caused your leader to fall under my control in an instance, transported you all miles from your previous location to here in an instant, and have an army of my own creation that you didn't even realize was in the same room as all of you. Killing someone who should, by all accounts, be considered unkillable is childs play in comparison." As she said this she looked down at the fresh corpse before her and witnessed a strange soul leave it.
The soul itself seemed to be an amalgamation of hundreds of colors, sizes, and scents, almost like it had experienced every possiblity and nothing at the same time. As she grab ahold of the soul she noticed how it felt like it was trembling before her, perhaps Schrödinger was still conscious in this state and was scared at the fact that he couldn't escape from her grasp no matter how hard he tried. This actually caused her smile to widen though, as she enjoyed feeling his fear while she ate his soul, ensuring his exist would only exist as another addition to her ability list.
Surprisingly though, the soul of an immortal being didn't really feel negative to her, instead if felt more like a part of her that she didn't know was lost had finally been found. But, that wasn't important, what was was the people in front of her that she was about to elimate for her family's gain.
"Now, let's have some fun, my future dinner!~" She said with her eyes practically glowing a cruel gleam that promised pain and suffering.
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