Capítulo 77: You can Call me Jacket or Just Jack for Short
Well seeing as you guys really wanted it to happen, looks like we're doing the one that had the most overwhelming amount of votes out classing all the other ones in total!
So here we go!
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"Haaaa…." I sighed as I entered my apartment as I took off my shoes before heading over and plopping on the couch.
"My head is killing me." Fixing Miko's eyes and banishing that possessing spirit who seemed to be even more difficult than the actual mountain god that I faced months ago to get rid of ended up making me spiritually tired.
Now with all of my high magic circuits and immense prana you'd think this wouldn't be effecting me right? Well it's less magic exhaustion and more mental exhaustion.
When I made her circuits before they weren't very…. Intricate to say the least, so this time I had to finely make them the size of capillaries spanning all across her eyes to make it so her eyes wouldn't malfunction again unless she wanted them to.
My eyes were bloodshot because I was just so tired after doing that and I forcibly casted a spell to keep me awake and focused until I got home, but when I deactivated it I just up and collapsed right here.
"Hifumi! Your home!" Briar said as she came rushing out of her room before leaping on top of me.
"Guh!…. Hey Briar…. How have you been…." I say between coughs before pushing her off me as I moved myself to be sitting as I relaxed.
"Hifumi? Are you tired or something?" She asked seeing me so out of it at the moment.
"You could say that…. To help another friend of mine took its toll on me mentally…. Now I am just sleepy…." I say as I'm having a hard time keeping my eyes open.
"Ohhhh ok! Briar will leave you be then! I'll go watch more of those animes on the TV! She says before she gets up and skips away to go have fun with her shows.
I just sigh before I sink into relaxation and soon fall asleep, 'at least it's Saturday tomorrow.'
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*Jingle Tingle*
I hear a ringing sound in my head as my eyes slowly open up, I realized I'm covered in a blanket as I look around.
"Oh?…. The sun is coming up…. I slept for well over twelve hours if I had to guess." I say rubbing my eyes as I look around what made that noise.
But after looking around and not seeing anything I decided to check the only thing that could make that sound, my system, so I opened it up to check and see what it's asking.
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[New Special Savior Quest! Anarchy Sisters!]
[Description: The Anarchy Sisters, Panty and Stocking, need some help with their job in Daten City of hunting down Demonic Ghosts that haunt it and make the lives of those that live in it hell]
[Your main goal is to find out what infected Stockings mind and turned her into a demonic ghost causing her to 'kill' her sister and turn her into a kaiju like monster.]
[Destroy what infected her and help them achieve their goals so they may return to heaven]
[Time Limit: 6 months (the length of time that season 1 of the series took place between)]
[Rewards: Random Legendary Item (Heaven), Guardian Angel (x2)]
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The rewards weren't bad but at the same time I wasn't too thrilled with doing a new mission.
One that could take half a year of me being there for anything to happen, though that world from what I recall isn't too terrible as it was an original Anime made by Gainax who later turned into Trigger after the old studio closed and most of the animators opened up a new company, the same guys who made Kill la Kill and other good shows as well.
(N) Also happy 10th anniversary of Kill La Kill everyone!
It's crude, lewd, violent show that had its own interesting artstyle for the show that was cool when I saw it.
"But I'm either going to enjoy this, or I'm going to hate this just from those two's personalities in the first place." I say as I lean back and think.
Panty is, to put it bluntly, a fucking whore who spreads her legs for any guy she finds even slightly hot, she's basically that entire cities cum dumpster while also, you guessed it, being the literal personification of Lust incarnate.
And Stocking, while nowhere as bad as her sister and is the calm and collected type, she is instead a glutton who enjoys to constantly eat sweets all the time whenever she gets the chance to and is the Personification of Gluttony.
"With my looks, even if I say no it's going to make that blond Bimbo keep coming after me more and more I keep pushing her away." I say as I rub my hand down my face as I feel a headache coming on as I think about all this.
"Should I just forfeit this mission and not do it? I mean there isn't anything of real value in that world for the most part that I'd even want to be in it." I say as I lean my head to one side.
"Although…. I guess 'those' two can be useful to me if I convince them to join me after all this is done as at least they are more level headed and normal compared to the Anarchy sisters, plus they would make good secretary's for me and help me keep track of my businesses across worlds as well." I say as I stroke my chin and thought about the upsides as well.
"Then there are the rewards which will no doubt be useful overall for me and who am I to deny things I earn?" I say to myself with a nod as I came to a decision.
"Well guess I'll be in another world for awhile, good thing time stops while I'm on missions in different worlds, but I'll message the girls I'll be away, won't bother Briar as it will feel like I never left." I say to myself as I send a message across the group chat to Saki and Mikan about what I'm about to do.
But since it's early morning they probably are both sleeping in so without further delay I accepted the mission and headed on my way.
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(3rd Person POV)
"Mmhm…. Mmhmm…. I see…. Yes I understand my lady…. I'll tell them…. Alright goodbye." The black man said into his 'heaven phone' before closing it and turning to the two idiots and their dog sitting down in front of him.
"Alright ladies listen up! Seems your mother called in a few favors and got you some back up, that way you two can get out of my hair and I can have my peace and quiet once more." The man said as he shook his head while the massive Afro on his head too and fro.
"Ugh! Can it old man! Can't you see I'm trying to sleep off a hang over here?!" The blond girl shouted out before grabbing her head in pain from shouting so loud.
"Heh, that's what you get from going out partying all night Panty, then again you love just being the party Whore don't you?" Said the gothic looking girl sitting next to her said as she continued to eat some cake she had with her.
"At least I won't become a fucking fat bitch when I'm older like you Stocking." Panty snarkily snapped back at her younger sister.
"I! Don't! Get! Fat! It all goes to my boobs so I'll never get fat you whore!"
"Say what you like but a Fatass is a Fatass even if you say they go to your tits, just mean they'll sag when you get older sooner!"
"Well at least I won't be so loose with all the whoring you go around doing that you'd fit a fucking watermelon down there slut!"
At this point they were all up in eachothers face as they were fighting with eachother like usual which just pissed off the man, Garterbelt, even more.
*SLAM!* "WILL YOU TWO BOTH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO ME YOU DAMN BRATS!!!" I he shouted out making them both have to cover up their ears from his yelling.
"Who gives a rats ass if we get backup anyway?! They're gonna be some stuck up assholes from heaven who think their better than us! So fuck them and fuck you old man! We don't need their help at all!" Panty shouted back at Gaterbelt as she was sick of this pastor and his preaching he was giving them.
"Well luckily for you two, this help is coming from outside heaven so no, he isn't an Angel but from what your mother said he can sure as shit kick both your asses into last week without even trying, and that's high praise from the lady upstairs to be saying that about someone from outside of heaven." He says as he crosses his arms and looks down on them both.
Though while this was going on, out in the front yard of thsi dilapidated church, Chuck, the pet dog(?) was playing around with a ball by himself.
"…. Chuck" he said, the only thing chuck says which is basically his name as his bark as he looked off in the distance as he saw a motorcycle approaching the church.
"Chuck? Chuck Chuck Chuck!" He began hopping around and bouncing around but the stupid dog didn't notice the motorcycle was getting faster and faster the close it was getting until-
*VROOOM*
*Splat!*
*Crash!*
The motorcycle ran him over before smashing straight through the front door and into the main room of the church before skidding to a stop after destroying some pews.
"What the hell man! You know how much it's gonna cost me to-" Gaterbelt was about go into a tirade but saw the guy on a Motorcycle pull out something from his jacket and toss it which Gaterbelt saw as a roll of cash before he catches it.
"That's about 5,000 dollars there, should cover what I just did and then some." They hear the man say as Gaterbelt looks a bit surprised before promptly shutting up and putting the cash away and coughing into his hand.
"Well then, while the entrance was flashy, shouldn't you introduce yourself?" He asked as he and the sisters looked at the man, with Panty already giving him a rather heated look from seeing he was pretty rich.
"Oh me?" He said before pulling off his helmet revealing his face as Panty's eyes go wide, and even Stocking as well, when they notice his good looks.
"While it's not my real name you can just call me Jacket, or Jack for short, oh and if you couldn't tell." He said before pulling out his glasses and putting them on before readjusting them as a light glare covered his eyes in return.
"I'm your back up."
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