Capítulo 1: You've got to be kidding me.
- 3rd Person POV -
Inside a dim room, a person can be seen playing a console game. That person seems to be a male, with pale skin having a long hair that could almost cover his eyes.
Surrounded by a bunch of trash, he reached for a nearby snack. Munching it piece by piece.
Then suddenly, a voice was heard through his headphones.
["Hey man should we start?"]
"Wait lemme grab some water first.", the person inside the room said, replying to his game friend.
"Up up, down down, left right, left right. Oh wow would you look at that, I just suddenly got a booster randomly haha."
["Did.. you just activated a cheat code?"]
"No waaAayy man.", the person lied as easily as he ate his junk food.
["No, I f*cking heard you saying it. Actually, never mind. Let's just start, talking to you is like talking to a politician."]
"What do you mean by that?? I'm not obese."
["What?"]
"What?"
["Ah..f*ck. I'm losing my brain cells. Please go ahead and die."]
God: *smiles*🗿
"Man you're horrible, alright let's just start ok?"
Both of them finally started their game while definitely not minding the time.
Their game lasted so long that the author didn't know what to write. Although, they finished when they noticed that it was morning already.
- MC POV -
Hello ladies and gents, you must be wondering who I am. Lo and behold, I'm just your typical NEET in his 20s. Well not technically a NEET because I earned money on YouTube by uploading game guides and playthroughs.
Anway continuing what happened last night, well, after playing night until morning, I decided to go to sleep.
The temperature in the room is just right, the sound of the birds chirping can be heard, and I don't have anything special to do today. Definitely a perfect time to sleep.
Although, that didn't last long. After some time, the sound of the alarm decided that it should ruin someone's sleep. Great.
[Yeah I'm an island bOoOy~ Yeah I'm an isla—]
My eyes immediately went wide, showing a bloodshot scelera.
"Ah! shit!"
I immediately grabbed the alarm, shutting it the fuck down.
You ask who uses that horrible sound as an alarm? well me. As you can see, despite their unnecessary existence, their voice can still benefi— their voice actually hel— ...their voice wakes me up.
*growwls~*
"Ah. I guess I'm hungry."
Hearing the sound coming from my stomach, I decided to eat some breakfast. Breakfast in the afternoon to be specific.
I then went to open the fridge, thinking about what to eat. To my surprise, the only thing that is available is onion spring and some alcohol.
"Damn .. should I just take an order? Ugh but I don't want to go outside.."
After some considerate time, I decided to just go outside.
"Sigh, let's just go with this. It should be just quick."
Grabbing my wallet, I then opened the door allowing the sun to shine its light on me.
"Agh! my archenemy, SUNLIGHT!", I said dramatically while putting my hand above my eyes to protect it from the sun.
"I should really hurry up.", I said as I proceeded to walk.
...
After some a bit of walking, I luckily spotted a food truck besides the sidewalk.
"Ohhh that smells good." I said as I walk towards it.
"Yo owner! could I get a haiyyaa—
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Hmm what should I buy.. There are fries, burgers, cheesy burgers, sandwiches, takoyaki, and slice pizza.
Looking over the corner, I noticed a strange order.
"Wait owner, what is that?" I said as I point my finger to the menu.
"Oh.. that? That is a special, veeery special dumplings." Said the old man owner, smiling suspiciously.
'Why is he smiling like that..?' I thought to myself.
"Ohhhkayy?? What makes it special?"
"Here, try it yourself." Said the owner while giving me his oh-so-special dumplings.
I then received the dumplings. Ok check, it looks edible, and smells edible. This doesn't contain poison right? I hope so.
"Hm? Ohhh! it's so delicious!" I said with stars in my eyes.
Now I know why it's called special dumplings, it is very special indeed.
"Well you should place that order on the center of the menu, or it will be hard to notice you know."
Nevertheless, I continue on devouring it fast. And with just my luck, this thing actually got stuck in my throat.
'Oh shit! I'm choking!' I thought as I hurriedly stand up with panic.
"Ower pwe givwa!" / 'OWNER PLEASE GIVE ME WATER!'
"..." The owner said nothing, he just continued on smiling.
"Well as you can see sir, that special dumplings are supposed to be hard to notice. It was placed like that on purpose."
'H-huh.? what is he talking about?'
"Honestly, it surprised me to see a person like YOU to be able to see it."
'Ah fuck, I don't understand what's he saying!'
*BEEP BEEP!*
I looked behind me to see what is it, only to realize that a fucking truck is moving towards me.
'Oh shit I'm double dead!'
"What.. is HE doing?" The owner look actually surprised and stop smiling for once.
"Well it seems that fate has another plan for you, sir. May you have a nice trip."
'Now I really don't understand what is he saying!'
'Aaahhh!!!' I screamed inside as I watched the truck move so fast towards me.
That's the last thing I thought. After that, everything blacked out as I got hit by the truck.
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