Capítulo 370: Chapter 374: I only use 2 fingers
A genius remembers the address of this site in one second: (Vertex Chinese), the fastest update! No ads! "Hey, Saitama, it seems that you are not interested?"
King and Saitama patrol one by one according to the disaster site mentioned on the mobile phone news to see which of the weirdos has not been wiped out. Along the way, Saitama's face is crippled, and even the walking body is slightly curved, as if a huge heavy object is pressing down. he.
"Something's going on."
Saitama touched his head absent-mindedly.
"Um?"
King looked at Saitama's slippery bald head and sighed: "It's true that every man encounters you in such a distress at a young age, it is very disheartening, but you don't need to be too discouraged. The world's technology is very advanced. , Maybe there is a way to heal your baldness, if it doesn't work, just transplant your hair directly..."
"..."
Saitama's face turned dark, and she said with an angry expression: "I didn't mean this trouble..."
"Sure enough, baldness is your trouble."
King was lost in thought.
Saitama had a black line on his face, "No, no, I mean something else...king, haven't you noticed your troubles?"
"My troubles?"
King thought for a while, "It's too popular for men, women, and children?"
"...forget it."
Saitama's body was a little shorter again, and he sighed, "I just think I'm too strong."
"...so envious."
This time it was King's turn to be a little shorter.
"What are you envious of?" Saitama said depressed: "Because it is too strong, so no matter if you follow the battle, you can always defeat the opponent overwhelmingly. Without a trace of passion, you will not have any gains, but you just feel like one. The machine keeps repeating its work, boring, boring, lonely, lonely... Alas, I don't seem to be able to become stronger anymore."
"Isn't that good?"
King looked at the mediocre Saitama silently, wondering if this guy was showing off his power in front of me? It seems that a Nobel Prize winner feels that he can no longer win a higher award, and really wants to slap it over, and is afraid that he will punch me back.
"King, don't you understand? If I can't continue to grow stronger, I will no longer be able to experience the pleasure of being a hero. Just like you are playing a game, your game character is upgraded to the highest level, and there is no way to improve it anymore. , No matter which boss you fight with, all can crush the opponent, like me, there is no other guy who can be called an opponent. In this case, will you feel bored?"
"No, you can collect props, repeat beatings, etc. after the character reaches the full level. It's a lot of fun, and you deserve it."
"Huh? King...you should be the guy at the pinnacle of force, right? Why don't you understand this kind of loneliness? Because you are too strong, you are not interested in anything."
Saitama dragged his body forward with a sigh.
"I understand your distress, Saitama, but you are too persistent." King gave an example: "At this time, you are equivalent to standing on the edge of a cliff. The front is the cliff and the back is also the cliff. You have no way to go, so Will be confused."
Saitama shook his head, "No, I will just jump over at this time."
King's mouth twitched, "...You can't jump the cliff."
Saitama assuredly said: "There is no cliff in the world that I can't jump over."
Pooh. Of course I know that there is no cliff in the world that you can't jump over. After all, it is a metamorphosis that can jump from the moon back to the earth.
King said badly: "Assume, I'm talking about hypothesis, suppose you can't jump the cliff."
"Oh, what should I do?"
Saitama followed the topic of king.
King smiled slightly, his whole body exuding holy light, and said: "At this time, haven't you considered going left and right?"
Saitama said strangely: "Left and right? You have to face the cliff as well?"
"...Retire from the group!"
King raised his forehead and sighed, "Saitama, life is an endless journey."
Saitama was even more puzzled, "If you die, your life will end, isn't it?"
"..."
King rationalized his thoughts and said, "Saitama, have you ever been to travel?"
"No money."
"... Well, have you ever taken a bus?"
"I run faster than the bus."
"..."
King twisted his eyebrows and thought hard. After a while, there was a flash of inspiration. He said to Saitama, "Saitama, when the supermarket sale time limit is about to expire, will you look for the supermarket to run all the way?"
"Can!"
Saitama nodded.
"Your life is like chasing a supermarket sale. You keep your eyes on the supermarket sale. After you catch up successfully, will you feel that you have no direction next?"
"No, I will go home and eat hot pot."
"..."
King sighed, "Have you never thought of admiring the scenery along the way?"
Saitama shook his head and said, "If you stop to enjoy the scenery, you will miss the supermarket sale!!"
King halted, and said with an aura: "Saitama, let's go, you are the worst student I have ever seen, and I can no longer educate you."
Paralyzed, the most important thing is that Saitama seems to be right.
"King, are you angry?" Saitama said lonely: "I'm just not interested in anything."
"You take the initiative to find new excitement..."
Saitama looked suspiciously at New excitement? "
King relieved: "Yes, there are actually many peaks in the world. People often say that three hundred and sixty lines are the top pick, Saitama, you are just the pinnacle of the hero line. There are still many other industries waiting for you to go. Dig and challenge, such as games..."
Saitama shook his head lifelessly, "Not interested."
"Is it really uninterested?"
King remembered the very impressive scene of King and Saitama getting along, "Shall we play the game? Don't you want someone to defeat you? I will defeat you."
"Playing games? I'm not interested. If I'm fighting with you, I'm very happy, but if I play games, to be honest, even if I lose to you, I won't have any sense of frustration, let alone unwilling, neither I want to continue to challenge until I win your desire, because since I became stronger, my feelings are gradually weakening. I am afraid that in the near future, I will become a completely cold-blooded person. So, even if you stimulate me again, I No interest..."
Saitama raised his eyelids, still deaf and pulling his head, and speaking weakly.
"Is that so?"
King raised **** and said in a low voice, "I will release the water this time. I only use two fingers! What do you think?"
"Are you serious?"
Saitama shook all over, staring at King energetically, "I won't blow you up this time!"
The scenes of being abused by the king's blood in the past surfaced to his heart, making him brazen, and this time he was about to take the opportunity to avenge his revenge.
"..."
King smiled, Saitama ah Saitama, do you think that if I give you a few fingers, you can beat me? Innocent! ! Wait a while and let you understand the horror of being dominated by the Great Demon!
How can the strongest man lose his reputation? !
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