"As the title suggests, it may be a bit sudden, but starting from today, I will start writing a diary.
It's not for the purpose of leaving something behind, nor is it to record how I change my tragic fate. It's just simply because I'm too bored.
Because I don't want to use the troublesome calendar system of this world, let's just call today the first day. Anyway, it happens to be in some sense the first day I came to this world.
On such a commemorative day, I am also prepared to do something meaningful.
Hmm, I talked to the real protagonist, Miss Lu Yuliu, from the original work.
When I found her, she was still in the disguise of a Demon Sect disciple, sitting alone at the stern of the ship, enjoying the sea breeze and standing out from the other Demon Sect disciples.
She was obviously very wary of me, probably afraid that I would uncover her true identity— Haha, it's no use though, as I'm a man who knows everything about her, even her three size measurements, even those of her future harem too, I laughed a bit at the thought.
The original author is really something.
After some consideration, I gave up on using the loud wind of today as an opening line, and instead asked her what was on the other side of the sea."
She was silent for a long time, looking at me with a dumbfounded expression, before finally answering that the other side of the sea is the territory of the Immortal Nation.
...So it's true that protagonists who don't understand memes are really boring. Why can't the original author make the protagonist a time traveler like me?
How can I have fun and go treasure hunting on the high seas with such a boring protagonist?
Hmm, it will take ten days to sail from the Three Thousand Demon Domains to the Immortal Nation, and I will have to turn her into an interesting woman during this process.
And also, improve our relationship a bit."
"The next day. I didn't get a chance to talk to the real protagonist, Lu Yuliu, today. She was probably scared off by my sudden conversation yesterday and spent the whole day practicing with the other disciples of the Demon Sect in the cabin.
But some interesting guests arrived today, those few fellows who almost died on the deck yesterday.
To be honest, they are all talented people. After learning that I am the notorious Holy Saint of the Demon Sect, they didn't try to stay away from me but instead came to make friends. They truly have a different outlook on life, being able to willingly offer their lives to those thirsty disciples in the Joyful Lotus Domain.
We had a great conversation and when I asked them how it felt to dual cultivate with the female disciples of the Demon Sect, they all had a nostalgic expression on their faces and gave their own answers.
To summarize, their answers could be summed up in one sentence: "The taste of the demoness (female disciple of the Demon Sect) is truly unbeatable, but it can be a bit harmful to the kidneys."
However, they also said they wouldn't be going back there for a while, probably because they are afraid of one day achieving an extreme post-nut enlightenment and joining the Buddhist Sect.
Hmm, if they join the Buddhist Sect, they will become my enemies."
"The third day. Nothing happened today, I spent the whole day looking at the sea and almost got bored to death.
It's worth mentioning that those fellows who visited yesterday spent the whole day reading normal books and looking at a porn book when no girls were looking, and invited me to join them.
Am I that kind of person? As the Holy Saint of the Demon Sect, Is that how I look like to outsiders?
At that moment, I looked at them with a judgemental gaze and then silently went back to look at the sea.
To be honest, the entertainment in this world is not worth watching. Even if there were no phones or computers, I didn't expect that even calligraphy and painting would be so backward, it's simply outrageous.
But I admire those guys more, they can still get excited about that kind of thing."
"On the fourth day, I finally caught Miss Lu Yuliu who was alone.
I guess she couldn't bear pretending to be a disciple of the Demon Sect all day long, so she came out for some fresh air.
When she saw me, she wanted to run away, but unfortunately, my cultivation has surpassed hers by a whole realm and more. How could I let her run away? Ahem, this kind of statement makes me sound like a bully who forces young girls to submit to me using my strong cultivation realm...
This time, I invited her to chat. Originally, I wanted to discuss tea and Dao together, but unfortunately, I am a rough and uncultured man who doesn't know how to brew tea, let alone discuss Dao. I know a little about the tea ceremony, but it's not something that can be discussed with girls.
As for the result of this chat... Well, it was a disaster.
She clearly didn't dare to speak too much, afraid of revealing herself, and I couldn't act too close to her, so most of the time, we played a staring game.
To be honest, I hope she can remove her disguise and play this game with me.
If she really has the appearance described in the original work, I think I should have the patience to look at her for a lifetime."
"On the fifth day. Maybe yesterday's chat had an effect. Miss Lu Yuliu didn't avoid me today.
I asked her happily why she was so cooperative today. She replied that spending a day staring at each other with me was better than staring at the group of people on the ship, at least I looked better.
She's really an honest girl.
But is she really not afraid of revealing her identity by speaking to me like this?
Or is it that in her eyes, I am just a fool who can't tell when she's in trouble no matter how reckless she is?
Anyway, we spent another day staring at each other.
I really want to see what she looks like without her disguise."
"On the sixth day, we encountered a sea monster in the Endless Sea.
It was a Foundation Establishment stage tentacle monster. It happened to appear when Miss Lu Yuliu and I were tired of staring at each other, so I easily killed it with a single move."
"I know many of you future peeker of this diary are looking forward to some special development when you read we encounter a tentacle monsters, but this is a serious diary, so no suggestive content allowed.
After getting my consent, we dismantled this thing together and started barbecuing it in the evening.
To be honest, I really couldn't develop an appetite for these strange creatures, but Miss Lu Yuliu was very happy eating them, so in order to show that I was sociable, I also tried it.
It's really delicious."
"Day 7. Because of yesterday's team building, the passengers on the ship are obviously closer to me. Not only did the tentacle event reduce their fear of me, but also their envy and jealousy.
Those several scattered cultivators whom I admire chatted with me about their life ideals for an afternoon today, and recommended me to several famous places in the Royal City for sleeping flowers and lodging willows (Brothel), inviting me to go with them when I go to the Royal City.
Pah! I'm a dignified Holy Saint of the Demon Sect! How could I agree to such a request?
So I firmly rejected them and said that I would only waste their money if they did invite me.
In the evening, my relationship with Miss Lu Yuliu finally progressed.
We played five-in-a-row on the chessboard I made all night.
She had a lot of fun playing and said many times that she wouldn't play anymore if I won.
Sigh, people are addicted to losing."
"Day 8. Um, there was a small problem."
...
Putting down his diary and pen, Luo Wusheng glanced at the girl wrapped around him like an octopus.
"I say... Can you get off me?"
"Mm, no."
"But it's a bit indecent like this. What if someone comes in?"
"...Do you not love me anymore?"
Listening to the girl's words, Luo Wusheng's mouth twitched and he looked up at the sky.
Why did things turn out like this?
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In the cabin of the Sea-Crossing Boat, in the small room where Luo Wusheng, the Holy Saint of the Demon sect, resides, lay a man, he was deeply lost in thought while feeling the wonderful touch on his body.
What happened last night?'
He vaguely remembered that he had made a simple game of chess with a man-made chess piece carved from exquisite jade stones from his storage bag, just to get closer to the protagonist.
After explaining the simple rules to the little girl, Lu Yuliu, who was still filled with competitive spirit, played against him all night.
So far, there was no problem.
It wasn't until this morning that he asked the little girl to study the tactics of chess by herself for a while, while he found a comfortable place on the deck to finish writing yesterday's diary and add the beginning of today's.
Then he returned to his room, ready to continue to bloodily defeat Lu Yuliu again.
And then it became what it is now.
Exhaling a breath of stale air, with a slightly calmer mood, Luo Wusheng looked down at the girl who was tightly attached to him.
The girl also blinked at him, looking pitiful.
Hmm, she's definitely having one of her stupid mode.
As the original protagonist of the story, Lu Yuliu Lu Yuliu has a "Golden Finger", Xianxia-version of cheat, and for this protagonist, her cheat is the ordinary-looking wooden sword that she always carries around her waist.
It was the sword that accompanied the first master of the Sword Sect, the ancient Sword Ancestor, for almost his entire life.
In the original story, Lu Yuliu obtained the wooden sword by chance and was baptized by the Sword Ancestor's power. Overnight, she achieved the "Flawless Sword Body" and "Exquisite Sword Heart," setting foot on the path of the protagonist.
But gifts from fate always come with corresponding costs.
The cost that Lu Yuliu has to pay is these randomly triggered episodes.
The episodes last for twelve hours. During the episode, her mental state will greatly decline, and she will develop a strong dependence on people she originally had a certain level of fondness for.
Every time Lu Yuliu has to conquer the future member of her all-girls harem, she will have an episode to break the subtle barriers between the girls and smoothly collect the harem members.
Luo Wusheng remembers that many readers were eagerly waiting for the plot of the protagonist's episode, because at that chapter, it's a NSFW kind of episode where many readers masturbate into.
To be honest, he had thought that the journey to the Royal City with the protagonist would not go smoothly, but he never expected that her episode would come so suddenly, and the situation would be completely beyond his expectations.
What does this mean? Does this mean that he would also become this little girl harem member?
Luo Wusheng fell into unprecedented chaos, feeling a bit stiff, and not knowing what to do.
But the person clinging to him moved.
"... Why don't you hug me? Do you not love me anymore?"
Lu Yuliu pouted and looked at Luo Wusheng, her eyes seemingly misty.
"Um, well, this..."
Luo Wusheng's restless hand moved closer to the girl in his arms, but he hesitated.
"Waaah, you don't love me anymore!"
The girl immediately burst into tears.
Luo Wusheng felt his scalp tingle.
What should he do? Should he really hold her? Even though it was her own request, what if she turns on him when she comes out of her stupid state?
Thinking of the girl's identity as the protagonist and glancing at her current ordinary appearance, Luo Wusheng's slightly lecherous thoughts receded.
Anyway, he needed to cheer up this young miss first.
He quickly had an idea.
Flipping his palm, a piece of Star-Moon Jade flew out of his storage bag and landed in his hand.
This Star-Moon Jade was slightly different from the one he gave to Bai Xiaoyao.
The one he gave to Bai Xiaoyao could reflect countless stars, but this Star-Moon Jade only had the reflection of a single star. However, this star was incredibly bright, and its beauty was not inferior to the one he gave to Bai Xiaoyao.
As he expected, the young girl in his arms, who had the mental capacity of a child, quickly stopped sobbing and stared at the jade in Luo Wusheng's hand without blinking.
Indeed, she was only at the level of a child.
Luo Wusheng breathed a sigh of relief and smiled, "This thing is called the Star-Moon Jade. It is made from the essence of the Moon Palace and the spirit of the stars. There is only one of its kind in the world."
"Do you want it? If you want it, then be a good girl and get off me, and sit on the bed."
He coaxed her with a gentle voice.
After what seemed like a mental struggle, the little girl slowly nodded, loosened her hands and feet wrapped around Luo Wusheng, and obediently sat on the nearby bed.
Throughout the process, her gaze remained locked onto the Star-Moon Jade in Luo Wusheng's hand, afraid that it would disappear with a blink of an eye.
Luo Wusheng looked at the obedient little girl and nodded in satisfaction.
Then, just like when he made a headdress for Bai Xiaoyao, he patted his storage bag, took out a few things, and began to polish and polish them with spiritual power.
Finally, with a press of his palm, these things were combined together and turned into a necklace hanging the Star-Moon Jade, dotted with star diamonds.
"Come, let me help you put it on."
Luo Wusheng said softly, and his gaze met with Lu Yuliu, gesturing for her to tuck her hair near her neck.
Although Lu Yuliu had regressed mentally, she quickly understood Luo Wusheng's meaning at this moment and revealed her pure white neck.
Until Luo Wusheng hung the Star-Moon Jade pendant on her chest, she carefully put down her green hair, looking somewhat apprehensive at Luo Wusheng.
"Is it— is it pretty?"
Hearing her question, Luo Wusheng nodded his head with a smile.
To be honest, it was still a bit weird, because Lu Yuliu, after using her disguise, is not someone who can be called as a beauty. In this case, her wearing the Star-Moon Jade always had a somewhat inexplicable sense of disconnection, unlike the feeling of perfect control over it by Bai Xiaoyao.
However, the little girl was clearly happier after receiving Luo Wusheng's response, playing with the jade pendant hanging on her chest and emitting a foolish laugh.
Suddenly, she seemed to remember something and glanced at her own palm.
Then she gently took off a ring that was worn on her ring finger.
"Is— is it prettier like this?" The girl asked with a slightly shy voice.
Facing the girl's appearance, which was now the furthest away from plain and unremarkable, Luo Wusheng opened his mouth but couldn't say a word.
His mind couldn't keep up with the scene before him.
In an instant, the plain-looking girl disappeared from his sight.
Instead, a beautiful girl appeared before him with hair like a waterfall, skin like condensed fat, and a face as exquisite as a goddess.
Her eyebrows were like autumn water, and her jade-like skin accompanied the clear breeze.
The attire of the Demon Sect disciple clearly no longer fit her, and her huge 'cultivation base' made her robe bulge out. The Star-Moon jade pendant fell perfectly on it, blending perfectly with her cultivation base.
Luo Wusheng, who thought he had developed resistance to beauty after encountering Bai Xiaoyao, was immediately defenseless.
After all, this girl before him is a a good-looking girl who could make even another girl's heart go "Doki doki" —- A normal hormonal teenager like him couldn't resist such sight.
If the other party had removed the disguise from the beginning, he probably wouldn't let her go from his side, right?
It's a pity, she was a lesbian and even had a harem full of girls.
After realizing this, Luo Wusheng clearly felt that his resistance to beauty had increased even more.
"Well, although the Star-Moon Jade is beautiful, it can only highlight your beauty..." Luo Wusheng sincerely exclaimed, "The only Star-Moon jade in this world is indeed prepared for you."
"N-No, don't praise me like that." The little girl was a bit embarrassed. "Shall we continue playing chess? I think I can win the next round!"
But Luo Wusheng shook his head.
What's the point of torturing a mentally challenged little girl? If I really start playing chess, I'm afraid the little girl I just coaxed will start crying again. Although the scene of a beautiful girl crying is quite pleasing to the eye, Luo Wusheng is afraid that the protagonist will bear grudges against him in the future— After all, he has placed some hope of getting through the Demon Purging War alive by relying on this girl.
The beautiful Lu Yuliu's eyes began to show some disappointment, but the next sentence from Luo Wusheng made her eyes light up.
"Let's not play chess anymore, instead, I'll tell you a few stories."
Luo Wusheng's lips curled up as he said so.
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