Capítulo 287: 13
Looking at the blood red bold [Favorability 0], the System's heart was racing.
— — You heartless dog who abandoned me after having sex with me (*) > Д
Silently swallowing a mouthful of blood, the System said expressionlessly, "Master, I don't even know you anymore. In my memory, you were definitely not such a righteous person. Are you blind with a five-star appearance? You don't even have a little bit of impure thoughts. How can you live up to your image as a good-looking dog? I was so naive to think that you weren't an ordinary flirtatious slut, but in the end, you're also a scum dog that doesn't recognize people! Lord Long Yao is also trying his best to feed you. Is your taste buds spoiled? Even if it's for the sake of delicious food, is it too much to give a little favorability? Is it too much? "
Gou Liang ⊙ ω ⊙: "…"
The System was still crying, "It's over, it's over. If I can detect it, Lord Long Yao can definitely see it too. You didn't cry even when faced with the blood red bold favorability of 0 every day. Lord is really too strong, T ^ T! "
The System bit its finger and felt sorry for Lord Long Yao for a second. Then, it asked its dear master seriously with its baby fat face, "Do you think that with your acting skills, you can fake a kiss of 100 favorability and fool Lord Long Yao?"
"What do you think?"
Gou Liang shrugged irresponsibly. Amidst the System's sobs, he made a suggestion. "Maybe, you can think of a way to restore my memory."
The System immediately burst into tears.
Even Lord Long Yao, who was restored to peak condition, couldn't do it. The System and the Main System were even more helpless.
It was very clear how difficult it was for its heartless master to let down his guard and fall in love with someone. Even if he had once given his feelings without reservation, it wouldn't make this question easy.
And Lord Long Yao would understand this better than it.
… This time, I really shot myself in the foot. Give me back my mission progress.
The System was sobbing. Gou Liang was speechless. He quickly hid out of the Mindscape.
"You're back just in time. It's time to eat."
Long Yao looked at his guilty face and didn't ask him what he was doing. He waved him over to have breakfast.
Gou Liang sat opposite Long Yao. He raised his head and looked at Long Yao's perfect face. Then, he lowered his head and looked at the sumptuous and delicious breakfast.
There was nothing wrong with a five-star beauty.
His culinary skills were only slightly inferior to his, so there was nothing wrong with it.
As for his personality, it wasn't that great, but it was undeniable that it was very comfortable to get along with him.
But why did her favorability level drop to 0?
In fact, Gou Liang himself was also surprised by this outcome. Even without his past memories, Long Yao was still a target that he had to conquer. To be honest, he did not hate him at all. But when it came to liking someone … Gou Liang couldn't lie and say that he had special feelings for Long Yao.
This shouldn't be the case.
Could it be the Space-Time Goblin Mirror's doing?
Gou Liang couldn't figure it out during the meal. Until the model wife sat beside Gou Liang, who was thinking about life on the sofa. She unceremoniously put him on her lap. Like a drug addict, she obsessively stuck to his neck and licked it. After consuming an hour's worth of food, Gou Liang finally figured out a key point.
— — Damn, who didn't know that I was protective of my food?
Facing someone who treated me like food and ate me twenty-four meals a day, it would be strange if I had any feelings for him!
"Xiao Kener?"
"Hmm?"
"… Why are you looking at me like that?"
Long Yao felt a chill run down his spine when he saw through the world of mortals, and his smile stiffened.
Gou Liang stood up from his lap and patted him on the shoulder. He said compassionately, "Mr. Yao, believe me. This isn't your fault."
Which was more important, food or love? Gou Liang's choice was self-evident. He really couldn't face life as food with a smile, and he couldn't ask Long Yao not to eat him. That was a matter of life and death.
So, how could they love each other when they had different values?
Wasn't that destined to be a tragedy?
Long Yao, who didn't understand what was going on, was sympathized with. "…"
After breakfast, all the guardians were notified that abnormal magic residues were found in the Sprite University. The university was suspended for three days, so everyone stayed in the Sprite Community.
Under martial law, it became difficult to order takeout.
The sprites didn't care, but the guardians who were hurt by their own dark cuisine didn't have it so good.
They couldn't take care of themselves for three meals a day. They complained in the group and asked for help, but everyone's cooking skills were the same. The prospects of helping each other were bleak. It wasn't until Gou Liang's neighbor, Zhou Ge, revealed that one time he smelled the aroma of food downstairs, which made him reluctant to leave the kitchen window. Everyone who saw the dawn of hope teamed up to Gou Liang.
Gou Liang held his phone. His fingers moved, but he couldn't send out the words of agreement.
The original owner was also protective of his food. He never invited anyone to eat at home, but his personality in the workplace made it impossible for him to refuse such a request.
Long Yao watched him fight for a long time. At first, he pretended not to notice, but in the end, he closed his eyes and pressed the send button. She couldn't help but laugh. She took his phone, deleted the words "Welcome, welcome, very welcome" and retyped.
– Sharing is prohibited during the contract period.
As soon as the words came out, the group fell silent.
Gou Liang was overjoyed. He took back his phone and comforted his coworkers who were frightened by the big boss: Sorry everyone, Mr. Yao likes silence. If there's a chance next time, I'll invite everyone to try my cooking.
Gou Liang chuckled as he looked at the messages in the group that were starting to become active again.
Long Yao rubbed his head and said: "If you have good friends, you can invite them home. I'll cook."
Gou Liang glanced at him and thought, Long Yao, do you know that you've been exposed? But he smiled and said: "How could I trouble you? I'm afraid they can't digest it."
Long Yao laughed and then suddenly sighed and said: "If one day you don't want anyone to share my cooking with you, remember to tell me."
Gou Liang was stunned. He touched his nose awkwardly and looked away: "I can tell you right now. I don't want to. After all … those ingredients are very precious."
Long Yao saw that he was avoiding the topic and smiled but didn't say anything.
At least, he was starting to face the relationship between them. Wasn't that something to be happy about?
[Master, you've changed.]
[What do you want to say?]
[It's just a memory loss. Did you eat your sweet talk skill? You used to be so good at coaxing the Lord Main God, but now you're turning hostile. It's really … Tsk tsk.]
[You can shut up, dear system: smile]
The system that was criticizing scum for justice silently left.
Gou Liang ignored it. He had more important things to do. He tapped his watch to remind Long Yao: "Six hours are up."
His second meal after becoming a demon was finally here!
Gou Liang hooked his pinky finger and raised his face. His urge was evident in his words and expression.
Long Yao raised his head and rubbed his hair. Gou Liang closed his eyes comfortably. The Great Demon King could control his demonic energy freely. In the previous six hours, Gou Liang had intentionally or unintentionally rubbed his head and used his dimples to provoke the Great Demon King into kissing and hugging, but he didn't gain any advantage.
Now, even if it was just feeding him by rubbing his head, it was already an extreme pleasure.
However, this wasn't enough.
Thinking of the delicious food he had tasted in the morning, Gou Liang licked his lips and slightly narrowed his eyes. He called out in dissatisfaction: "Long Yao, I want more."
Long Yao stopped stroking Gou Liang's hair. He seemed to hesitate, but in the end, he couldn't resist and pushed Gou Liang's hair back, revealing his full forehead. He lowered his head and kissed it.
The rich and sweet taste of blueberries passed through his skin and melted into his soul, instantly filling it with emptiness.
Gou Liang couldn't help but let out a low groan. His entire body felt warm and comfortable. But before he could taste the delicious food that made his soul tremble, Long Yao sensibly retreated, allowing Gou Liang to kiss him. He responded obediently but stingily didn't feed him any spirit energy. Instead, he ate his tofu. Gou Liang immediately turned hostile.
"Long! Yao! "
Gou Liang saw that even his dimples were useless and fiercely bit him.
A thin line of blood stained his lips. The rich spirit energy caused Gou Liang's threatening expression to immediately soften.
Long Yao touched the corner of his mouth that had been bitten. He watched as Gou Liang licked the blood on his mouth like a cat that had stolen a fish. His eyes swept back and forth across the corner of his mouth as if he wanted to take another bite. Long Yao couldn't help but shake his head and laugh. He comforted him by saying: "Eat sparingly. There will be plenty of time in the future."
Only then did Gou Liang remember that the demonic power of the Great Demon King in the Space-Time Demonic Mirror was not inexhaustible. If he was greedy and ate too much, wouldn't he be deprived of the last bit of pleasure in his long life?
Thinking of this, Gou Liang immediately became active.
He asked Long Yao for some ingredients that were full of spiritual power and personally cooked a big meal for him, saying that he wanted him to nourish his body. That attentive look of his was as if he was afraid that Long Yao's kidney was weak now.
Long Yao clenched his back teeth and secretly decided that once Gou Liang passed the demon race's infant stage, he would definitely personally show him how unnecessary it was to worry about her husband's lack of vigor.
En, he would definitely make him cry and admit his mistake.
His thoughts turned and he thought of a certain scene. Long Yao slightly narrowed his eyes. He was also a bit impatient.
But that wouldn't do. The demon race's infant stage was at least ten years … … oh, maybe he could give Xiao Kener a bit more sweetness and feed his greed. He might not be able to wait until he grew up.
Gou Liang did not notice Long Yao's thoughts. After enduring for six long hours, he was waiting expectantly for Long Yao to feed him. When Long Yao went to take a bath, he sat on the bed like a well-behaved newlywed wife.
Probably because he was not at ease with Gou Liang's self-control, Long Yao changed into conservative long-sleeved pajamas, not a hair out of place. Gou Liang eagerly came over and reminded him that it was time to eat. Unexpectedly, he was cruelly told that as a demon race's infant, he could only eat two meals a day at most!
There was no more terrible news than this!
Gou Liang's anger grew. He angrily pushed Long Yao onto the bed and tore open his pajamas. He did not care about the buttons that were jumping everywhere. He lowered his head and fiercely bit Long Yao's chest. Hmph, if the mountain doesn't want me, then I'll go to the mountain.
Isn't it just a bit lacking in texture and taste a bit inferior? Can't I just put up with it?
Oh, the taste was actually very good. It did not hurt his taste buds at all.
Gou Liang gnawed even more vigorously.
Long Yao rested her head on her arms and looked down at him running amok on her body. The corner of her mouth held a smile that could not be dispersed. She had no intention of stopping him at all. When Gou Liang finished licking the eight-pack, his sharp senses broke through the smell barrier of the tail ring. He smelled an even more fragrant scent hidden somewhere. His little claws restlessly pulled at her pants. Only then did Long Yao reach out to stop him.
"Hm? Why aren't you giving — burp! "
Gou Liang, who was so intoxicated that he could not control himself, suddenly let out a loud burp.
"What's going on, burp, burp!"
Gou Liang suddenly sobered up. He opened his eyes wide and sat up on Long Yao's lower abdomen with a stupefied expression. He covered his mouth with all his might, but he could not suppress the burps that came one after another.
Pfft.
Long Yao turned her face away, hiding the smile that was pouring out.
Gou Liang was anxious. What was going on?
Long Yao saw him burp and jump up along with it. The more he tried to hold it in, the louder the burps became. She felt uncomfortable and angry. Her eyes were red from holding it in. She got up and patted him on the head and said, "Do you dare to be disobedient next time, hm?"
Gou Liang wanted to cry but had no tears. "You burp! You did it on purpose! "
Long Yao moved her eyebrows and did not deny it. She only said, "Tomorrow's two meals were overdrawn by you in advance."
Gou Liang felt as if he had been struck by lightning. He cried out loud and burped at the same time. He was very pitiful.
Long Yao held back her laughter and hugged him to comfort him. Gou Liang was furious. "Burp your laughter! Hide it clean! Burp again! Speak! Burp — —! "
Long Yao tried to hold it in, but in the end, she could not hold it in anymore. She hugged Gou Liang and fell back onto the bed, laughing loudly. Gou Liang angrily grabbed a pillow and threw it at her. After venting for a while, his anger dissipated and he even stopped burping.
This time, he really learned his lesson. Long Yao couldn't help him recover his excessive spiritual power, so he could only wait for Gou Liang to slowly digest it himself. After burping for three hours, he finally ended this damned beast's punishment.
He angrily rolled up the blanket and did not leave a corner of Long Yao's blanket. He turned his back to her and was determined to continue the cold war to the end.
Long Yao hugged him and the blanket into her arms. She kissed his ear and said with a smile, "Xiao Kener, good night."
Gou Liang did not know how the complicated feelings of shame, anger, embarrassment, and anger in his heart settled down. He snorted and did not struggle anymore. Probably because he was too tired, Gou Liang fell asleep very quickly.
He slept very deeply. When he was awakened by the emergency alarm in his ring, he only felt that he had just closed his eyes.
"You're really good at being a demon king."
Gou Liang used his fingerprint to turn off the alarm in his ring. He yawned and said something sarcastic to Long Yao. Then he rubbed his face sulkily and woke up. He then jumped up and asked Long Yao to change and rush to the shelter in the neighborhood square for an emergency meeting.
In the elevator, the guardians and fairies who had also received the call to assemble were discussing.
"It's a level one alarm. A king-level demon has invaded!"
"Oh my god, this demon even dares to break into our neighborhood. This demon is too arrogant. What is it trying to do?"
Gou Liang was also puzzled. What was the demon trying to do?
Not to mention the thousands of demon hunters and fairies in the fairy neighborhood, with Long Yao, the great demon king, that little demon dared to provoke them in the middle of the night. Should they praise it for its courage or stupidity?
But when Gou Liang found out what the demon had done, Gou Liang knew that he was wrong.
Ridiculously wrong!
"… Deputy, which building did you say was destroyed?"
Gou Liang's face was stiff, and his throat was dry as he confirmed with the other party.
The deputy director of the law firm saw that he was greatly affected and patted him on the shoulder comfortingly. "Xiao Do, don't be too sad. The rent you paid can be returned. Also, hurry up and calculate the losses. The higher-ups have a certain amount of reimbursement. I'll help you fight for it and try to minimize your losses. "
Minimize my losses?
Haha.
Gou Liang accepted the deputy director's comforting words. He turned his head and squeezed Long Yao's hand tightly. "Where is it? That damned demon, it's! Here! Where! "
Gou Liang gritted his teeth.
The location of the incident was not some other place, but an entire building that Gou Liang had specially rented to house the fairies. It had been specially remodeled with a large number of tail-ring stones. That demon had actually swallowed the entire building, not leaving a single strand of hair for him …
Why didn't he choke to death!
My spirit fire chicken, my hundred spirit fruit, my spirit monkey wine, my …
Gou Liang's heart was bleeding. He squeezed Long Yao's hand even harder. His breathing became heavier, and he was on the verge of exploding. His eyes were hot and red.
Long Yao hugged him tenderly. "Don't be angry, the fairies' fairies weren't of high quality to begin with."
Ever since he had fused with the Lord God's consciousness fragment and awakened, Long Yao did not care about the treasured fairies that he had stolen from the fairies. He also did not bear to let Gou Liang eat those inferior products. All the ingredients that he used to cook were from Gou Liang's collection in the System Space. It was because of this negligence that the demonic creature was able to succeed so easily.
However, Gou Liang did not calculate this account in this way. He coldly said, "Kill it, now, immediately, immediately!"
— — Those who snatch food, kill without mercy.
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