Capítulo 7: A Truce
Back with our heroes, to say things have gone bad... would be an understatement.
They all had diamond armor on with enchanted weapons at their sides. They were all on the defensive against one angry Wildcat.
"Come on out! I'll kill all of your asses right now!"
The entire area was riddled with craters, flames, and debris from any nearby trees, or in a few of Team 6's case, bits of their houses that got caught in the crossfire.
Wildcat searched for his soon to be pummeled friends as they were all hiding from him.
Vanoss had taken up defense with Moo as they hid just above Moo's house. Basically and Terroriser were taking shelter near the entrance to their old Minority cave, and Nogla and Delirious in the Chick-fil-A restaurant, the latter holding onto a teddy bear.
"Come on out! Little pigs, little pigs, let me get yo asses right now!" He screamed to his friends. "I promise this won't hurt... for long!"
"Yeah, no, I think we're just gonna hang out here for a bit." Brock said as he stood still in his hiding spot alongside Vanoss.
"Nah, I dare one of ya to come on out." Tyler said with a more boston accent. "You a bitch ass pussy if you stay hiding!
"I'm okay with that!" Nogla called out.
Vanoss and Moo watched as Wildcat stalked around the area. After a few seconds of watching, Vanoss spoke to Moo.
"So uh, you pretty think he's gonna calm down soon, or what?"
"Eh, he's pretty pissed off right now. Might take him a few more minutes to calm down... maybe thirty." Moo replied, muttering that last part.
"Wah—...Thirty?! Screw that, I'll just go and take care of this myself." As Vanoss finishes saying that, he starts to rise from his positions and climb off of the roof of Moo's house.
"No! Don't do it Evan! Don't be a hero!" Brock yelled at his friend that was about to something suicide.
But it was too late, Vanoss was already marching his way over to Wildcat with a more calmed, yet slightly stern look to his eyes.
"HEY, PIGGY!"
Hearing this, Wildcat immediately turned his head to look at Vanoss.
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"Oh? You're approaching me, instead of running away and hiding like a pussy you are, ya just come right at me."
Wildcat said as he pointed his enchanted diamond sword at Vanoss.
"The Canadian owl fuck-boy who shot me with a gmod crossbow arrow. Come to beg for forgiveness?"
"It takes a brave man to own up to the problems he causes."
Vanoss replied as he walked towards Tyler, with each step he caused, he decimated tens of grass and killed hundreds of bugs underneath him.
"Oh, that rich coming from him of all people."
Meanwhile in Terroriser's spot, he muttered to himself as everyone else watched Vanoss and Wildcat exchange words.
"Then you'll die braver than most." Wildcat said as he stepped forward and ready his blade.
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Vanoss just continued to menacingly walk towards him until he stopped, Wildcat did the same, both narrowed their eyes mirroring each other. Soon enough, Vanoss started to take off his diamond armor one by one.
"What are you doing?" Wildcat asked, confused about Evan's actions.
"I'm surrendering." Vanoss simply replies as he finishes getting his armor off, soon tossing his diamond sword to the side.
"But that's not fun at all!"
"Hear me out, Wildcat!" Vanoss said as he spread open his arms, his stance almost mirroring a T-pose.
"Okay, where is this shit going?"
"I know we've had our differences in the past. We've killed each other a lot, I blew up your house here."
"Yeah, ya blew up my house like five times! That's one of the reasons why I quit this server!"
"But know this! No one here is fucked with the commune on this day. However, I'm certain, that if we set aside our differences, and calm the FUCK down... you know, we can find out what really happened." Evan said, speaking the last part of his sentence with a more casual tone.
"But that can only happen if we work together!" Vanoss finished as he held out his right hand for Wildcat to shake.
"Are you with me?"
Everything seemed to go still for around a minute, Wildcat looking at Vanoss as the Canadian of the group still held his hand out.
Soon enough, Wildcat started to march his way over to Vanoss, putting away his enchanted diamond sword while doing so. The pig man finally stood three feet in front of Vanoss, looking at the Owl in the eyes a bit as he crossed his arms.
The rest of Team 6 watched the interaction with baited breath, wondering how this was going to go down.
After sighing, Wildcat unfurled his arms, and slowly brought his left hand up in order to shake Vanoss' right hand.
Wildcat was just about to shake Vanoss' hand, time seeming to move at snail's pace as their palms were about to touch... However, everything resumed to normal speed as Wildcat quickly formed his left hand into a fist and punched Vanoss in the face, sending him back several inches away.
"OW!"
He exclaimed, stepping backwards a few more inches before balancing himself from falling to the ground.
"The heck was that for!?"
"THAT was shooting me with a fucking arrow!" Tyler yelled as he crossed his arms and scowled at Vanoss as the Canadian already recovered from the pain.
"But... I and I stress the word, I will humor you idiots, and we'll go and find out how we got here in the first place."
"See? I knew you'd come around!" Vanoss said with a triumphant smirk.
"So... we good?" Brian asked from his hiding spot.
"Yeah!"
Soon enough, everyone came out from their hiding places, crowding around Vanoss and Wildcat.
"But know this…" Tyler said while raising a finger, getting everyone's attention. "If I find out that we're here because someone within our group of idiots did some bilibili bullshit prank... I WILL cut off all your dicks and hang them over my fireplace!"
"But you don't have a firepla—"
Cutting Marcel's word off, Tyler interrupted.
"I will BUILD ONE! That is how determined I am with this promise, Marcel."
It was at this point that Nogla dragged Terroriser over to Vanoss, and put both of his hands on each of their shoulders.
"You guys better be sure that neither of you did anything, cause I only have one functioning testacle, I don't want to lose my penis too." Nogla whispers to the two.
"For the last time, we didn't do anything." Brian replies back to his fellow Irishman.
"Mhm, I think..... nah. I was joking, I don't have a fucking clue what's going on." Evan said with a light chuckle.
"Guys! We got a live one here!"
Right now, they realize Moo isn't present here, when their attention was on Brock, Moo told them the place where that dead green furry Piglin was.
As they arrived, what surprised them was the same green furry Piglin, still alive. They saw Wildcat shoot it with his lucky bow, obliterate the bastard, but he was still alive. His entire lower half of his body was all gone, but surprisingly it grew back slowly. Nogla nearly threw up on seeing the insides of the piglin. He is currently desperately trying to crawl away from the team while legless.
"Holy fuck! He's still alive?" Tyler shouted, sweating that he killed the green fatty.
"Never knew your father was unkillable, Wildcat." Evan said to the Pig.
"Shut the fuck up, Evan! We already made a truce, don't you dare break it!"
"Guys, are we supposed to get our attention on that pig over there?" Delirious spoke to everyone about their situation.
The crew looked at each other for a moment, all of them nodded and then stepped forward towards the Piglin.
"Fools! Killing me is useless! No matter what you do, it is completely futile! For I am immortal!"
Ignoring his words, the crew looked at each other before they surrounded him.
"If you really are immortal, let's test if you really are immortal, shall we?"
Saying this, Vanoss gave the piglin a mischievous smile, shivering the Piglin's down on his spine.
Team 6 both grabbed their weapons and started to beat out the piglin.
As they kept beating him, Brian shoved everyone out of his way as he pulled out a Flamethrower and shot a wave of flames, engulfing the Piglin whole, burning him to the point that it made him feel the biggest pain in his life.
"HAHAHA! BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN!!"
"Yeah! Let's bake some beacons for breakfast!" Delirious yelled behind him with eyes filled with delusion and hysteria.
"No! Please! Stop!"
The pigman begged and swirled about, trying to break away from their bonds and escape.
"I bet the women in your house said the same thing to you when you had your way with them!" Brian suddenly said. That got noticed from Wildcat in the distance.
Yeah, of course he was a brute, an asshole, and sometimes did cruel stuff, but what Terroiser said is not something he should cross.
With this new revelation, Wildcat decided to joined the torture along with his friends. However, at first, he intended to engrave into him that further resistance was futile and that any questions he were to be asked were to be answered with full honesty. So, he finally made a decision.
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After 30 grueling minutes, everyone is tired. What was left of the piglin's skin were hundreds of sword slash, countless bullet holes, third degree burns as if he was baked inside a huge oven and his bashful face was all but gone.
"Damn, he still won't die!?" Delirious yelled in annoyance.
Team 6 did not flinch even when the Piglin begged them, some even smiled and laughed by the time Terroriser used a flamethrower burning the piglin.
"He deserved it anyway." Tyler said, heavily breath from the long torturing.
Then, deciding on something, the Team decided to question the Green furry piglin about this world, for several times of rejection, they gave him another long gruesome torture, but even worse.
For the 44th time the method of torture was used on him like keep killing the bastard all day and still not dying, even drowing and burning him on lava, drop him in a 30,000 feet above ground on Vanoss' treehouse, squish him by roam him over with a M1 Abram Tank, beat the shit out by 10 Wardens, still nothing, while the latter has a mental breakdown by the torture Team 6 gave him, he's still alive and well after his insane regeneration.
But it wasn't long until the questions started rolling in, making them learn a bit about this world. He told them about a little bit about it, some of the Team 6 question him about him being unkillable, his reply is that many years ago he and his family race were hunted down and were killed to the point where his race was on a verge of extinction, so out of pure desperation, he find something that could get his revenge.
For many years of desperately trying to find something, he did, and that he was said to have been given immortality by the God of Death and that he would seek vengeance upon those that were killing his race to extinction.
"Haha! Yes!! He is here!"
The Green Piglin cried out. He sensed the presence of his god and was overjoyed, thinking that he was there to help him.
However, he noticed something, and he magically came to realize that he was wrong. His god was there but he didn't do anything, even when team 6 beat the shit out of the man senseless, his god only stood there and chuckled at his suffering.
He then realized that his exact suffering and emotion was what fueled the powers of one of his god's subordinates, the God of War and Violence, Monolith, to think he would be abandoned by his own patron just to help his another and better patron break his heart and his sanity.
The entire thing wasn't complex at all, he just raised a goblin army and some hobgoblins for the past centuries and tried to take over this region. Team 6 also soon learned that many villages were decimated by him.
"Damn it, there could be another way to kill the man. Wait…"
Having something in his mind, to test the Piglin's claim that he was immortal, Vanoss gave his crew a new task…
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"Are you guys excited to send this world's first man to the moon!" Tyler yelled to his friends as Strurruilk, strap on a rocket filled with Flammable, aiming towards the sky.
"""Yeah!"""
"Alright! Delirious, ready the Rocket!"
"Roger that! I'm gonna blast this piggy to infinity and beyond! In three.. two.. one.. FLY LIKE THE WIND!
Pressing the switch to activate it, the rocket flew in a spiral through the sky at incredible speeds.
"Wo! Ho! Ho! Hoo… that takes back some memories!" Moo said, remembering his being there but unfortunately on virtual.
As the rocket flew, it suddenly exploded in the distance, to the surprise of everyone and an eruption of laughs.
"Oh shit! Holy shit!" Vanoss exclaimed.
"Oh god, we just blow the living chunks out of that bastard!" Marcel said as he continued to laugh loudly with his friends.
"His definitely will not survive that, he definitely WILL not." Nogla said.
"He just literally exploded into thousands of pieces." Vanoss said as the group of idiots were still laughing.
"That... was beautiful!" Brian spoke in a pitch-perfect tone.
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