Capítulo 311: 311. The Interrogation ~The Reaper II vs. The Joker...
"Well?" asked Gabrielle.
"No results found," said Rick.
"Shit..." said everyone.
"But," said Rick. "I scanned those asshole's minds... I think one of them knows where it is... Sadly, I can't scan his mind."
"Why?" asked Gabrielle. "You're Rick! You can scan anyone's minds!"
Later...
"Oh... That's why..." sighed Gabrielle.
Gabrielle faces The Joker.
The Joker sneers. "Hi."
Gabrielle places a picture on the table. It's the image from a few chapters before.
"Hello, Arthur Fleck," said Gabrielle, facing The Joker.
"Gabrielle JoJo!" The Joker grins. "A pleasant evening in Arkham!"
"Tell me... where can I find that damned third page?"
"People... are evil, Gabrielle JoJo... Why are you fighting for them? These scums and wenches who call themselves good people. Turning them into freaks? Like me? That... That makes sense."
"B... Batman showed me a video that the people will die."
"Oh... right... His hero name... Well... not even he thinks of himself as a hero. He's more of a crazed lunatic who is chasing mutts and kittens down the lane."
"People will die, Joker. You do realize that, right?How would you prove your anarchist ways to a world of dead people?"
"No... No, no, no... Don't do that. Don't think that you've figured out our plan."
"What the hell is your plan, then!? We keep going in Goddamned circles!" she slams the table with her fists and Stone Free's fists. "WHERE IS THE THIRD PAGE!?"
"You recently lost your mother, right? Here in Arkham, you see, News travels fast," sneered The Joker.
"That doesn't matter right now."
"No, I think it does. We're going to commit genocide on everyone... We're going to destroy governments... We're going to destroy the world... Then back to genociding everyone! Yeah! You really are going on circles!" He licks his lips. "Poor Gabrielle JoJo... No father... No mother..."
"Easy..." her eyes turn black with glowing blue irises.
"I can help you. Miguel lied about using the Arks... The Arks could be used one way... and that is to exchange his fate with others'..."
"What?"
"Your mother knew this... Doesn't really matter how many people die at the moment... It's just that someone should die to bring someone back."
"So?"
"So! You could bring back your Mommy and Daddy... All you have to do is kill me."
Gabrielle's eyes widen. "What the fucking shit are you even trying to suggest!?"
"But you want to do it... right? You're tempted to do so... How nasty of you, Gabrielle JoJo! Wanting to kill someone with mood disorders and the Pseudobolbar effect. Nasty!"
Gabrielle grabs him by the cloak.
"WHERE IS THE PAGE!!! WE KNOW YOU KNOW IT!!! YOU ALL DO!!!"
"And you're starting with me? That's like having your first driver's test in a school bus."
"You're the only one here... WHERE IS THE PAGE!?" she Wahrewoges.
"GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Hm..." He licks his lips. "You look beautiful... In your true form... Why won't everyone turn into freaks like we are?"
"'We are!?'"
"Yes... Look at you! More beastly than human... How scrumptious! You want to kill me, right? DO IT!!! DO IT!!! MURDER ME!!! SHOW THE WORLD WHAT YOU REALLY ARE!!!"
Gabrielle lets go of him.
She woges back into a human.
The Joker sneers. "What if I told you that I can kill your brother at any moment and you have to let us out in 60 minutes to make sure that he doesn't do it?"
Gabrielle's face goes pale.
The Joker scoffs. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm joking! I won't do it! Cross my heart! Got scared, right?Tell me. Why is it that people listen to stupid people like critics, politicians, news reporters, radio hosts, YouTube Critics like Astronaut Variety Orgasm or Shit-Mento or whatever? Or... Harvey Dent... or the Superman and Captain America? Or... Batman... or... Me?"
"Because they are learned people who know their shit."
The Joker shakes his head. "Because they're good talkers. It doesn't matter if they're wrong or right... Their opinions? They don't matter. But why do people listen to them? Because they're good at what they're doing. Talking. Now... I am one of these good talkers. So here's a tip from me." The Joker leans closer to Gabrielle. "Out-talk me. If you wanna win the game, you're gonna have to learn how to play it. Bruce... I mean..." he looks left and right. "The Batman... He gets me already. He knows the world's ins and outs. He's old as shit, Gabrielle JoJo. You? You need to learn not to let your emotions dictate your decisions. And that's why I know we will win... Because the fate of the world is given from someone as great as The Reaper to his idiot daughter who has no idea what she's up against.That's why you're nothing... You're just a pathetic little girl who lost her Daddy and Mummy... All alone...Your mother whispered your father's name right before she died, I heard."
Stone Free begins to manifest.
"I got to you, didn't I?" sneered The Joker.
Gabrielle's eyes widen and she gasps softly.
Bruce speaks to Gabrielle through the headpiece. "He's all talk. He likes getting into people's heads because he's vain and likes to play games."
"So do I..." whispered Gabrielle.
"You're right... I have to know how to play the game..." said Gabrielle, to the Joker this time.
Gabrielle begins to laugh hysterically.
"You're kinda funny!" laughed Gabrielle.
"Excuse me?" asked The Joker. "Oh... You're trying that. Well... it won't work..."
Meanwhile...
"What's she doing?" asked Peter.
Bruce smiles. "You've got this, kid."
Meanwhile...
Gabrielle smiles. "Well... What were you again before all this happened? A rodeo clown?"
"I was a comedian."
Meanwhile...
"Wait... What's she doing?" asked Bruce.
Peter shrugs.
Meanwhile...
"What!? You!? No!" she said sarcastically. "All you did was dance around in children's hospitals hoping they would throw money at you."
The Joker's nose twitches. "Who do you think you're speaking with?"
"The least funny comedian on the planet... You couldn't handle the fact they played your tape on television, so you shot a guy. Ooh... Scary start for the Joker."
The Joker's nose wrinkles. "Murray got what he fucking deserved."
"Did he though? All he did was make fun of a guy. He didn't know who he was messing with... Or even... if there is someone to mess with. Because... Geez..." She yawns. "You bore me."
"Look, you impudent little girl. I am 70 years older than you... I've lived longer... I've seen enough madness in this world in one bad day... one bad day it takes before-..."
"Alright! Alright! Before I turn into you! I get it! Like a broken frickin' record!"
"Batman never talked to you like this, right? That's why you're so... compensating all the time."
"Excuse you!?"
"What's the worst part? You never made him laugh or like him! just like him... You were one of us... A normie. A normal person! Hahaha! Yahoo! Lookie me! I merely adopted the madness!!! Huehehehe!"
"STOP THAT!!!" he growled. "You are nothing but an impudent wench who's trying to live up to her father that she murdered!"
Gabrielle is hurt by that. She was taken aback by that. Her eyes went teary and quivered. But she smiled and kept on pressing. "You're hilarious... but only because of how pathetic and petty you really are. You have so much self-pity that all of this is a ruse to make everyone feel sorry for you. Batman already does. When will all this stop?"
The Joker twitches even more.
"You think you're above all of us? No... you are just another man... I'm a freak... you aren't. You're just a person."
Gabrielle laughs at him, mockingly. "Blaming others for your own problems... Just like the rest of them."
*Cling...*
The Joker had been unlocking the cuffs. He takes out a knife from his pocket and tries to stab Gabrielle, but Gabrielle's Stone Free catches his hands.
"You want me to stop? Tell me where the fucking THIRD PAGE IS!!!We'll do anything. We'll even offer you protection. Just tell us where it is."
The Joker sneers. "Fine."
Meanwhile...
"Wait... what the hell!?" asked Bruce. "I never got that? Why does she get that!?"
Peter shrugs.
"Would you stop shrugging!? I'm having a life crisis here!"
"Try poking fun at The Joker, I guess. I guess that works."
"No, that would be a terrible way to treat someone like The Joker... Not only is he my brother, but he has pseudobulbar effect and mutations that enhance his mental instability..."
Peter stares at Bruce, smiling.
"Oh. Now, I hear it."
Meanwhile...
Gabrielle smiles. "Well?"
"I won't tell you what the plan is, because I don't know it. It's all on that page," said The Joker. "It's in Mt. Caroline."
"Uh..." said Gabrielle. "There is no such thing as a 'Mount Caroline.'"
"Because it's in another Universe... It's a mountain found in the fantastical land of Vormir. It's where you get the soul stone, but it doesn't require anyone's death because there's a cabin on the mountain. I can't go there with you because I won't. The guy there is a fucking asshole. Damned Nazi scum."
"Why do you hate Nazis? You're evil like them."
"I'm extreme leftist anarchist, he's rightist fascist. Also because I may be a criminal psychopath but I'm an American criminal psychopath.I hate Nazis...And the IRS. Gotta pay taxes, Gabrielle..."
"Wait... Vormir... you mean...?"
Meanwhile...
"The home of the Goddamned Celestials? And the soul stone!?" asked Peter. "We don't have jurisdiction there!"
"Told you," said Monroe to the others.
"Peter, not even the Galactic Federation nor any Empire has jurisdiction there. It's a 4th World Planet where Celestials live."
"We're going to space!?" asked Nick.
"Pretty much," sighed Bruce. "It's fine. The air there is breathable. Most habitable planets have oxygen."
"Can we go there?" asked Mercuria.
"How do we go there?" asked Narcos. "How did the darn page even get there!?"
"More importantly, does the planet have water?" asked Foo Fighters.
"We can get there. But we have to stay away from the Celestials. Those guys are fucking assholes. We
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