Capítulo 15: Rajesh's Sister
"How did you know they were the police?"
"I read a novel when I was a child, which is very similar to the plot just now."
"Fiction...why did you talk to them about the time?"
"It's a blindfold, you know, no drug dealer will approach the police with a box of marijuana."
"Let's just invite you in... I'm willing to pay a $25,000 signing fee..."
"I'm willing to take the job."
"In fact, we only accept graduates from Harvard Law School. Not only did you not go to Harvard...you didn't even go to any law school..."
"What if I told you that you can learn better than anyone else and pass the legal qualification test?"
"I just think you're a not-so-smart liar!"
"You can try, isn't the Barbary Law Manual in front of you? You can turn to a page and ask me questions..."
Martin sat on the sofa beside him with Erlang's legs crossed, his left hand propped up on his chin like Rivito Corleone in "The Godfather", and he watched with interest as the two of them came and went to ask and answer questions like a court debate.
Hearing that Mike asked himself to come up with the question, Harvey turned his head to look at Martin, and Martin shook his head leisurely, saying that he would not get involved in his affairs.
After an excellent legal quiz, Mike Ross is officially a paralegal at Pearson Hardman.
After Mike Rose left with a box of marijuana, Martin smiled and said, "Aren't you afraid that Jessica will rip you off when she finds out?"
Harvey shook his head indifferently: "I need a smart assistant, and he's that guy."
"But his educational background will give you a lot of trouble."
"Aren't we lawyers the most troublesome? That means a steady stream of consulting fees..."
The two briefly communicated for a while, and the interview continued.
The quality of this class of JD graduates at Harvard Law School is indeed not too high, with more than enough knowledge, but not enough flexibility. Harvey and Martin both barely passed a few JDs that were passable, and drove everyone else back to school.
The last interview was with an Indian girl named Priya Kuslapari.
After calling in and asking a few simple questions, Martin immediately made the decision to choose her as his paralegal.
When Priya left, Harvey paid careful attention to her fairly decent figure, then turned to look at Martin with a somewhat inexplicable look in his eyes.
Would you like to tell Jessica about this guy's... hobbies?
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After leaving the hotel, Martin and the other three parted ways and went straight back to their apartment in Queens.
Priya Kuslapari, who had just finished her interview, was sitting inside, struggling with the overly enthusiastic Howard.
Rajesh was chattering on the side, as if trying to stop something.
Leonard and Penny placed a large pile of takeaways on the table, which looked very rich.
Only Sheldon sat on the couch cushion known as the "origin" and played with the computer.
Seeing Martin's return, Rajesh let go of Howard's hand and ran over to hug him.
"Martin, you are my best friend! The Kuslapari family will always remember your friendship!"
Martin responded with a smile: "Rajesh, don't take it to heart, Priya is not only your sister, but also my classmate at Harvard. I know how good she is."
That's right, Priya Khuslapari is Rajesh's sister, the biological kind.
"nononono!" Rajesh's Indian accent is always very nasal: "Not all good people can get such good job opportunities!"
At this time, Priya also stood up and walked over, smiled and hugged Martin: "Thank you Martin, if it weren't for you, I would have returned to India now."
"Please call me boss from Monday."
Martin made a joke, then stretched out his right hand: "Priya, I wish you a happy future cooperation!"
"Happy cooperation!"
After returning to the room and changing clothes, the small party to celebrate Priya's successful interview was ready.
"Let's dedicate the first cup to the beautiful Priya Khuslapari to celebrate her official graduation and start her career as a lawyer!"
Howard, who was extraordinarily active today, stole the opening remarks.
"To Priya!"
Friends toast together.
Then, Priya said again: "Please allow me to dedicate the second cup to Martin, he not only gave me a chance, but also became a legend of Harvard Law School!"
"To Martin!"
After two glasses of wine or drinks, Petunia asked curiously, "Pria, what do you mean by that legend? Did something happen to Martin?"
"Of course, Martin's J.D. has only been a month since he graduated, and he's already a senior lawyer!"
Priya explained to the friends present about the position level and promotion requirements within the law firm, and also exposed the fact that he signed fourteen million-level contracts in one night.
Except for Penny's exclamation, the other four science nerds didn't respond at all.
Priya didn't quite understand this.
Martin shrugged, and put a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs into the bowl: "Priya, they are all geniuses, and this is nothing in their eyes."
"Ok!" Priya said she was completely defeated by this group of perverts.
Penny happily walked around and hugged Martin: "Although I don't particularly understand, this must be a great achievement in the legal profession, congratulations!"
Next is the normal chat time. The six young men and women are eating and chatting, and the atmosphere is very harmonious.
It wasn't until Priya went to the toilet that the hidden fight came to the fore.
Rajesh pulled the men together with a very serious look: "Although I don't need to explain it, I still want to reiterate that you must never touch my sister!"
"Why do you want to touch your sister? She is full of all kinds of bacteria in the hotel." Sheldon said of course: "Of course, Martin is the same, after all, you two interviewed in the same hotel before."
"I've changed my clothes." Martin quibble.
"But you haven't showered yet..."
"Pause!" Rajesh interrupted the argument between the two, and turned to look left and right in the faces of Martin and Howard: "I didn't say Sheldon, I said you two!"
Howard looked incredulous: "Rajesh, how can you look at me like that? Do I look so horny?"
"You looked just like Garfield smelling catnip." Rajesh said blankly: "And you Martin, although I appreciate your help, but you can't have a job with my sister in the name of her boss. Sexual harassment..."
"Don't worry." Martin shook his head amusingly. "I don't want to cause trouble for myself."
Rajesh frowned: "To be honest, I'm more worried that my sister will take the initiative to sexually harass you..."
"I'll remind her in time, okay?" Martin patted his chest and promised, "Sheldon can testify for me."
Several people present looked at Sheldon who was a little embarrassed.
Sheldon was obviously a little uncomfortable, and finally had to explain under everyone's attention: "Since my sister had her period for the first time, the most she thought about every day was how to push Martin down, but she didn't succeed once.. …"
"Isn't your sister not pretty?" Leonard asked curiously.
Martin interjected: "Although it's not a good thing to say, but in order to give you an intuitive concept, you can imagine Gisele Bundchen on the Victoria's Secret Show..."
"Wow..."
Even Rajesh, who was just right just now, began to think about it...
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