"There it is kid we're finally back." came the voice of Jiraiya, besides him were the duo of Kakashi Hatake and Sasuke Uchiha.
"You could at least sound excited to be back Jiraiya-sama." Kakashi as he continued reading his porn while walking down the road, being within sight of the Konoha gate.
"Hn, it really has been three years." Sasuke mused to himself as he brushed a stray strand of hair from his face. After three years he had grown taller reaching a height of 6ft1. He was now dressed in a grey zippered, high-collared, short-sleeved shirt with blue wrist warmers on his wrist. He now wore dark blue pants that reach his shin. He has on a pair of ninja sandals. On his back is a sword strap that contains a sword.
As they were walking towards the gate, a rip opened up in the air. Behind it was a shapeless black void, as four figures walked out of it. These are Naruko, Alucard, Kaede, and Shinobu.
"Wow, we're finally back. Oh beautiful sun, how I have missed looking at you." said Naruko who was dressed in a red kimono and had her long hair neatly tied up in a bun.
"I guess it is your first time seeing the sun after three years." Alucard spoke dressed in a button-up shirt that leaves her Cleveage open and some pants. She has a pair of sunglasses on her.
"Hey Sasuke, Kakashi, Pervert Sage." Naruko said as she soon noticed them walking towards the gates of Konoha. The four of them soon caught up with the boys as they exchange glances and nods.
"Naruko, you seem to have grown stronger." Sasuke states with a gaze receiving a nod in response from her.
"You too, I guess the two perverts are good for something after all," Naruko said with a laugh getting a groan from said perverts. They all continued their journey to the gate.
Reaching the gate to the Hidden Leaf the group was stopped by the eternal gate guards Izumo and Kotetsu who greeted them and let them in.
"Naruko, Sasuke." came a loud voice alerting both of them.
"Sakura," Sasuke said evenly as Sakura seemed to avoid his gaze for a moment adding to the tension while Naruko waved at her.
"It's been a while guys. It's nice to have you all back." Sakura said with a smile.
-Timeskip-
Arriving at the Hokage Tower the group simply ignored the secretary and made their way up to Tsunade's Office barging in without even knocking much to her annoyance.
"Can't you people see that I'm- well now my day just got a whole lot better it seems."
"Expecting someone else Granny." Naruko asked as Tsunade froze and drank in her new appearance believing it to be some sort of Genjutsu.
"Oho looks like you've even got the Princess checking you out Naruko, better watch out I hear she likes it rou-!" Alucard chimed in before getting interrupted by Shinobu covering her mouth.
"Eh, I don't want an old hag hitting on me unless it's Scathach." Naruko said before getting pinned to the wall by multiple red spears appearing through portals that pierced through her kimono. Just as she was about to complain a final spear fired between her legs with a note attached to it
She fearfully and slowly removed the spears that were pierced into her kimono which all vanished into red particles, before having gravity do the rest as she fell to her knees. Shinobu seeing this walked over to her and picked up the note.
"Don't call me an Old Hag girl. I'm still plenty young and have the looks to back it up." the note read.
"Well, it seems someone beat me to punching you Naruko." Tsunade said as she smiled at the scene.
"Anyways, all of you welcome back." Tsunade said with a smile before dismissing everyone.
-The Land Of Wind-
It was pitch black as two figures moved through the desert seemingly unaffected by the freezing temperatures as they seemingly strolled along calmly.
The first figure was quite short being barely taller than a child. He wore a large hat that obscured most of his face and a black cloak with red clouds on it as he left a trail in the sand that almost made it appear like he was dragging himself along rather than walking.
The second figure was at least twice as tall as his companion and wore the same hat and cloak though long yellow hair could be seen from the edge of the hat along with a sinister smile. The figure had his hands in a bag attached to his belt seemingly preparing for something as the two came to a halt.
"I still don't understand why you alone are retrieving the Jinchuuriki?"
"Because I can infiltrate the village much easier than you can thanks to my art!"
"Those clay sculptures you seem to be so deluded with are the lowest form of art, only a fool would trust such a vital mission to something as pathetic!"
"How dare you insult my art, perhaps you'd like a taste!"
"We don't have time Deidara, go and retrieve the Jinchuuriki and remember I do not like to be kept waiting."
"Yeah yeah, whatever Sasori." the know named Deidara said.
"Do not underestimate this Jinchuuriki he is the Fifth Kazekage for a reason." Ssori replied with a grim look on his face.
"Jinchuuriki or not he doesn't stand a chance against my art," Deidara declared proudly as he pulled his hand out of the satchel on his waist revealing that there was a mouth on his hand that was chewing something.
"Here we go!" Deidara said pointing the hand to the sky as the mouth spat out some clay that exploded into a cloud of smoke with a large bird made of clay taking its place.
"I'll be back in no time at all!" Deidara spoke to his partner as he got on the bird.
"I wouldn't be opposed to your death fool." Sasori replied.
"Heh keep on talking but you'll soon see how much more superior my art is to yours!"
"Just go already!" spoke an annoyed Sasori.
"Fine I'm going," Deidara groaned as the bird flew towards the landmass in the distance, the Hidden Sand Village.