"Not helping things is the rampant and brazen display of what others call sexuality, but in actuality the most extreme of depravity.
"I thought to myself… 'Is remaining pure and unsullied the way to go, in this world where all the consequences of a few minutes of pleasure are all laid bare?'
"Unwanted pregnancies, abortion, divorces and alimony, those sort of things.
"And thus, with all those news of other women here in Atlanta getting pregnant, I have no choice but to ride the wave and follow them, even if it's all a lie.
"I just MacGyvered things and used some soda and a cheap pregnancy test to do it."
Leigh then asks Elsie as the latter ends her narration, "You have no underlying issues that force you to fake it, right?"
"Well, I have no underlying issues like an unhappy childhood or a traumatic incident. I'm just that insecure, that's all."