Capítulo 15: Ara~Ara.
"Kissing a girl is g@y because she is her daddy's grown-up sperm, so, you are basically kissing a man's balls."
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"Where do you think you're going brat," Caster Gil asked looking at Jouichirou who was about to leave the house.
"To get some ready-made mana, both you and Saber almost sucked me dry last night," Jouichirou answered remembering himself transferring mana to Saber since Shirou had too little mana for her to do some big attacks.
He left the house with some last words, "Don't forget to do the dishes," Caster Gil frowned as tick marks appeared on his forehead.
"That brat!" Caster Gil muttered in a low voice so as to not be heard by his Master, he didn't know but his Master had heard him and was planning on how to make him do the house chores.
Females across the multiverse blessed Jouichirou as his planning would one day lead to Caster Gil being the perfect husbando material.
Gilgamesh started searching through his treasure in hopes that it had something that can help him avoid washing the dishes.
"Come on, humans must have built some kind of machine or mystic code for washing dishes, if not I will strangle every damn mage in this era!" Gilgamesh was annoyed, annoyed to the point that he wanted to attack his Master and beat some sense into his meaty head.
But, every time he tried, something inside of him stopped him from doing so, it was like his instincts screaming at him to not do so.
Usually, he would say something like, "Shut up instincts, I don't care!" but he himself complied, this surprised him as if he wasn't himself anymore.
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While Gilgamesh was contemplating his existence, and what the hell was wrong with himself, Jouichirou was walking towards a temple, at 3 am in the morning.
"Sleep is for the weak," was Jouichirou's motto. As a mangaka and a Jojo and a guy with the adaptation skill which after being filled may or may not evolve him like a Pokemon, Jouichirou only required 3 hours of sleep every week or so.
He summoned Diary Over Heaven,
[Adaptations:
0). Sleep is for the weak: With this, you need less sleep.
1). The world shall know pain: With this, you shall know less pain and can take more pain and one day become pain and then the world shall know pain.
2). It's about drive, it's about power: With this, you have more physical strength, durability, and some added speed.
3). I'm fast as f#ck boy: With this, you have more physical speed, reaction speed, and a little bit of added strength.
4). This is big brain time: With this, you have a faster thought process and can come up with ingenious plans and ideas, and have an easier time masking your original personality.
5). I am reject my humanity, Jojo!: With this, you become less and less human as you grow stronger this can also work in reverse.
6). Manual breathing: With this skill you have Asthma, but don't worry because once you level it up to max you can start breathing automatically, and do photosynthesis to breathe underwater or in space and become like Kars.
7). Wryy!!!: I don't need to explain this you all know it, but for the sake of them dumbass out there, it gives you a longer life, wounds heal faster than normal, and now you can say Wryyy!!! while MUDAing the s#it out of someone.
8). Begone Thot: Thots are but a punching bag in your eyes now.
Adaptation: 78%
Evolution shall commence at 100%.]
"This all honestly might be the best thing for the long run since it will help my Stand quiet a lot," Jouichirou muttered.
"In Jojo, one's physical condition or life force determines the strength of one's Stand, the best example is when Dio fought Jotaro, in the beginning, he was only able to stop time for only 5 seconds this was because of the left side of his body, which was still human and took days to regenerate if ever injured even with his vampire powers,
"But after drinking the blood of Joseph Dio lowered some of its effects as Jonathan's body started giving away after that Dio's Stand The World grew and could stop time for 9 seconds and then 11 seconds,
"Dio even said that if Jonathan's body completely gave away he could one day stop time indefinitely,
"Another example would be Ringo Roadagain an antagonist from part 7 of Jojo. His Stand Mandom could rewind time by 6 seconds every time he activates it, it was mentioned that Ringo had a poor physical condition as a child, if not he might be able to rewind time even more,
"And then there is Kira Yoshikage, Josuke said that since wanting to live peacefully lowered his own physical strength, that physical strength also reflected on his Stand Killer Queen," Jouichirou took a deep breath as he remembered all the information and looked at the book again.
"I also noticed as I was coming closer to evolution, the Stands that I get also get powered up but this could also work in Reverse as Stands such as The World may be limited due to my it... that is if I ever get them in the future."
"I will have to thank Taiga the next time I meet her." Yes, all these adaptations were possible because of Taiga who clapped his and Shirou's as$ everyday, in the name of training.
Jouichirou closed the book as it vanished into thin air. He had arrived at his destination, Ryuudou Temple.
The hub of Fuyuki City's leylines and the place where Jouichirou gets his mana from and one of the four possible places for the Holy Grail to manifest and also the place where the Greater Grail is located.
Jouichirou himself doesn't have Magic circuits, but the second miracle he got from possessing the Corpse part was, being able to take the mana from his surroundings and use them like his own.
This allowed him to wield magic, but he couldn't practice magecraft except for the basics and possibly Origin but he is not going to because all he needs is punching power, Stand abilities can cover the magecraft part, plus Origin magecraft is pretty damn risky.
Jouichirou put his hand on the ground as the mana flowed inside him. At the same time that this happened, mages all around the Fuyuki City and nearby cities were alerted, a certain priest was angry as this disturbance caused him to miss his regular dose of Mapo Tofu.
"Ara~ Boy, What may you be doing here?" The voice of a woman appeared behind Jouichirou as he flinched.
"Ar-"
"Don't you dare finish that word!" But before the person could finish her words Jouichirou shouted in anger without even looking at her.
He then robotically turned around with fear in his eyes, no he didn't fear the person in front of him, but the words that she was about to say.
The woman wore a hooded bluish-purple robe that covered half her face.
"Ara~Ara~ We have a rude one here, don't we?"
"I told you to not say that word!,"
"Ara~ I don't understand,"
"Don't you dare!-,"
"Hmm?"
"Don't you dare Ara Ara me you b*tch!!" Finishing his sentence, Dream came out and punched the ground.
"MUDA!" After punching the ground Dream did a Killer Queen Primary bomb motion.
*Click*
*BOOM!*
With a click and a boom, the ground blew up sending dust up as he used it as a smoke screen for him to escape from his worst nightmare.
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You thought it was Author, but it was me, Dio! WRYYYYYY!
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