Not What It Seems

Stan was sitting in his office monitoring the surveillance cameras of his club as several guests trooped into the club for the new year's party celebration.

A knock came on his office door and his secretary walked in.

"There is a Nancy Adams here to see you," she informed Stan.

"Let her in," Stan said as he looked up from his computer.

"All right."

A moment after his secretary left, Nancy walked in.

"Stan," She said in a tone that conveyed that she would have preferred to be elsewhere and not at his club.

When she called him an hour ago and told him she had gotten what he had asked her to get, Stan suggested that she came to the club immediately.

"Why do you have to get it so urgently? If you must know, I have plans for the night, and none of it involves visiting your club!" Nancy said in a pissed-off tone as she pulled out a chair and sat down.