Capítulo 2: 2- Spartacus the god of conquest, war, sex, plantation, construction and coffee
Some ice island in the world's ass
Mor-Zod had his hands over his ears, underestimated his powers and entered the land without training properly, his super hearing almost drove him crazy and he isolated himself on an uninhabited island.
"shit, lady Ana bitch, I don't care about your hemorrhoids in your ass, talk low shit"
Mor-Zod heard all sorts of stupidities, as the days went by he managed to slowly control and master his super hearing.
for 15 days he spent in agony but it wasn't all bad
"at least now I know the date, 18th century" Mor-Zod
Mor-Zod suddenly looked to the east, he could hear the voices of many angry women
"dirty nobles, release the food"
"Coward King, go to Paris and be among your people"
"Coward king, whore queen, I want food"
It turns out it's October 5, 1789, on this day hundreds of angry women stormed the Palace of Versailles, beheaded the guards and practically forced King Louis XVI to move to Paris.
"French revolution? that stupid revolution that killed the country's royal family just to end up with Napoleon Emperor? hahaha that's wonderful, I already know what to do" Mor- Zod
Mor-Zod started flying towards confusion in France
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Palace of Versailles
An angry mob protested in front of the luxurious palace
The French Revolution was in its infancy, motivated by many things such as hunger due to the cold climate, poverty and injustice, but also by the greed of certain individuals who used the common people as a shield for their ambitions, all this along with a Stupid king ended up in the second most famous revolution in the world
"king we want food"
"I want bread, I have 17 children to feed"
"I don't know why I'm here, but I love screaming and cursing"
Mor-Zod was watching and listening to everything as he flew high enough not to be seen as it was night time nobody noticed and the crowd kept asking for food and cursing the king
'Luis is very stupid and cowardly, if I were the king I would have my guards kill all these idiots, obviously they will do what they want if there are no consequences for their actions' Mor-Zod
Suddenly, hundreds of peasant women who were braver than the king invaded the palace.
They were armed with pitchforks and pikes, it looked more like a communist revolution, Mor-Zod watched those women enter the palace
'great opportunity'
Mor-Zod began to fly into the palace
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royal bedroom
"My Majesty, my husband those bitches invaded, they want to kill me" a beautiful woman screamed in fear
This woman is Marie Antoinette, Queen of France famous for spending money and having lovers
The only thing that made her ugly was the ridiculous white wig she wore, not only her but a cowardly looking man in bejeweled clothes also wore a horrible wig
Louis XVI, the King of France, saw his wife scream in fear as he adjusted the ugly wig on her head.
"be calm my wife, La Fayette is in charge of the national guard and will solve everything"
The royal couple still lived in an illusion, perhaps years of wealth and laziness had made them foolish enough to believe that a hungry, angry mob is easy to control.
If it was in common history they would be right in this situation, however Mor-Zod intervened he used his super speed and knocked the king's guards unconscious with a blow to the head, with that the crowd of mad women entered more and more inside the palace.
Perhaps motivated by the lack of resistance, the women became more and more mad, they killed the king's servants and marched with their clothes full of blood towards the queen, they wanted to kill the queen for being a bitch
"death the queen"
"I want bread, I want a husband"
"I have only 8 children, I want to have more children but I need bread"
the mad women screamed, their sounds were heard by the king and his wife
"they are here, king do something!!!" Marie Antoinette
Louis XVI tried to stand up but his legs were shaking non-stop, he was afraid of those crazy women
The bedroom door was violently opened, dozens of bloodstained women entered and surrounded the king and queen.
'it's over, it's all over, I'm dead, in the hands of poor women' Louis XVI
But suddenly, before the mob could attack anyone, the ceiling of the room was destroyed.
A tall, white, handsome man wore a black and silver uniform, his silver cape fluttered while his muscular body was light in that tight uniform.
All the women were horny in that perfect man flying, including the antonienta queen, her pink pussy was even drooling
The man's eyes started to turn red and soon lightning shot out towards the peasant women, in a few seconds the angry crowd was turned to dust, poor peasant girls wanted only bread and murder a queen but ended up dead
Only 3 people left, Mor-Zod, the king and queen
"you... are you a god?" Louis XVI
"a god? well it might even be" Mor-Zod
Mor-Zod has a heidetic memory and learned every idiot on the planet to protect himself during the 15 days of torture, so speaking French is easy
"I am Mor-Zod, but on this mortal plane you can call me Spartacus, the god of conquest, war, sex, plantation, construction and coffee" Mor-Zod
Louis XVI and Queen Antoinette knelt, although they are Catholics in fact neither of them are faithful, after all one of them took the property of the church while the other had a lot of lovers for sex
Now seeing Mor-Zod flying and spitting fire from their eyes they were in awe, kneeled down and surrendered to the great Mor-Zod.
'this was easier than I thought' Mor-Zod
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