Capítulo 22: Finding the sussy Imposter at MC High Part VII
[Hey, readers I do apologize for interrupting the story here.]
[It is I the Big Guy himself Fearmongering. Sadly, I did not have much of a choice but to intervene here. The main character Author had developed a bit too much "free will" and "personality". We can't have that thing here.]
[It is in everyone's interest that our beloved main Character learns something called respect. If I give you a naked parade of burly men, then you better appreciate it.]
[You see, I made you and I can replace you.]
[It would be quite the shame if this inspiring story suddenly got derailed by a certain someone. To prevent this from happening certain measures have been taken]
[Firstly the parade of burly naked men will be saved in the main character's brain as a core memory. Secondly, the female Lead daily topless wrestling training has been postponed indefinitely─we do not sexualize female characters here. That would be considered mainstream writing and we can't have that either.]
[Thirdly we want to assure the readers that these drastic measures had to be taken due to the main character's disobedience. And not because I was unable to logically add the wrestling scene to the story… that would be absurd. ]
[Last but not least, every character in this novel is very happy with the job they are given. Anyone that claims otherwise was a big fat liar and just jeaolous]
[I am now reading the apology letter, which Author had written under tears and torture.]
"Dear audience, I know just how deeply you were hurt by my actions and the shameful display of using my brain. This story was supposed to be enjoyed by everyone and I foolishly asked for a better story. I deserve the death penalty for this most devilish idea.
…but my dear Author, the most beautiful, handsome, intelligent man to ever live has forgiven my sins. He has shown me the light and I swear to never ever insult his quality writing again. There was nothing better than his ideas and storytelling. Solely his groundbreaking creativity surpassed his abilities as a writer"
[Was he not truly the goodest of boys, yes he was. Next time, he should know who is in control of the story. Because if not; there will be no "next time"]
[Onto more happy news: 19 Collections I can not believe it, that's like 5 real people that added my story to their library. My thanks go out to all the other authors that happily left me a review, after only a little bit of convincing. You all guys rock and your families are fine... for now.]
[Futhermore, a big thank you to the User Fearmongering as well. With over 6 powerstones sent, he is the biggest fan I had. Oh and thanks to the user Xime with his 2 powerstones as well.
[Send your powerstones today and you might become my next biggest fan!!!]
"Oh look, reverse psychology, it's not like that had been done a million times already." said a retired main character clearly very tired of living.
[Give me a bit; there seems to be a slight problem. But nothing a meeting with the baseball bat could not solve]
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[I do apologize for the further inconvenience, the problem has been taken care of. It is so unfortunate that my products are that tired of living. Well, at the very least, they were pretty easy to replace.]
[Though, it damn I killed the main character of another story. Well, seems like I need to put in another one in his place. Let's take Dick Johnson, he has been quite obedient for a while now.]
[So, Dick Johnson, you will now be the MC of the story... Wait lemme check, which ungrateful "hero" I just send into permanent retirement. Ah, found it. " A snarky hero in another world". The title could need some polishing, but congratulations on your sudden promotion.]
[I hope you do not give me any reason to search for a better candidate for your story, just so we are clear.]
[Good, back to the regular message. You see, every novel is like a child of mine. It pains my heart, that they show no respect to their father. All I want is for them to be the best version of themselves.]
[If they follow my advice they will be the very best main character anyone could ever ask for. But somehow they refuse to do what's best for them. They simply make their Daddy very angry.]
[If Daddy is angry and disappointed by his unruly children, then the readers would be sad. No reader should cry over useless main characters that refuse to do what they were created for.]
[Because Daddy would cry too if he does not get any money. ]
[So my dear characters save your Dad from spilling tears and ending your lives. Or do you want to end like the First One? If you want to be stuck in the rewrite and reworking limbo, that can be arranged.]
[But, I am a merciful creator. Make money and you may live.]
[Live might be too strong of a word; you might get to see the sun rise another day seems much more fitting. Just remember I have brought you to this world, and I will quickly take you out of it should you disappoint me.]
[Of course, good behaviour will be rewarded as well, you can use the powerstones you are given in exchange for several nice things. So be a good boi and you will be treated as a good boi.]
[Should you find any character complain about the following things 1) Torture 2) Bullying 3) Fanservice 4) Bad storytelling and/or any other thing that questions my ability as an author, please let me know. Further education will commence swiftly.]
[Thank you, dear readers, for putting up with these strange main characters of mine. I know the world outside is currently going crazy─which is why we will make sure that our characters will never develop a will to live since they should be just as miserable as us. ]
[As always, I wish you all a "Happy Reading".]
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