What's going on?
"Hey, have you heard? The first child born in the new Age has been named—Artus Wolfram Claes."
"So his middle name was taken after their Leader?"
"Yeah! He takes after Sect Leader Wolfram!
But do you know? This isn't the juiciest part of what I heard."
"It's said that the baby came out head first, which seems normal. But did you know that after he popped out, he did 3 front spins before landing on his 2 feet?"
"Fuck! That baby is awesome!"
"Hey, don't be quick to believe him. Are you sure? Are you sure you're not just making it up?"
"Bah! You think I'm like you? I swear on my future mother-in-law's grave that what I say is true!"
"What? You haven't even gotten a fiancé yet or even a lover, and you're already using her mother to swear on with on?"