"You are deciding what to do for yourselves!" Kagura retorted, "That's my most precious egg cracker device! I won't give it to anyone!"
"There's no such thing at all!" Gintoki scolded, "At most, I'll be your egg cracker device starting tomorrow!"
"No, it stinks." Kagura decisively refused.
"There must be a limit to how willful you are!" Gintoki shouted, "That kind of thing can't be explained clearly if the neighbors see it!"
Just as Gintoki and Kagura began to quarrel again, Kawaki found the head on the ground.
"Alright, I found it. Leave the rest to me!" Kawaki twisted his neck and rubbed his hands together.
"Then I'll leave it to you!" Gintoki shouted.
"Oh, it's all right." As he spoke, Kawaki stood in front of the head and made a kicking posture. Then, he kicked it hard, "Look at my... Flaming Shot!"
"Eh? What's going on? Why didn't it get kicked?" Kawaki looked at the head that was still on the ground and asked doubtfully.
"Get lost; let me do it!" Gintoki directly pushed Kawaki away and then made a kicking posture, "Look at my... Sharp Cloud Shot!"
"What happened? Why didn't it get kicked?" Looking at the head still on the ground, Gintoki murmured.
"Let me come. I just reviewed the young football player two days ago," Kawaki pushed Gintoki away again and made a kicking posture again, "Look at my Thunder Beast Shoot!!... Eh? What's going on? Why didn't it hit again?"
"Get out of the way! Let me do it! Look at my Razor shoot!... Eh? What happened? Why didn't it hit again?"
"It seems that you are still far from it. Let me do it!" Kawaki once again pushed Gintoki away, "Just look at my recoil and quickly fire! Please! Dragon God! Huh? What's going on? Why didn't you hit it again?"
"Enough! Let me do it!" Gintoki pushed Kawaki away again, "Look at my gliding curve shoot! I'm counting on you! Space Wing!"
Ten minutes later...
Kawaki and Gintoki lay on the ground, panting.
"I've tried hundreds of shots. What's going on? Why can't I hit it?" Kawaki said, panting.
"Maybe it's because we think too simply about soccer," Gintoki replied breathlessly. However, just as he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly saw the head on the ground secretly open her eyes. However, when she saw him staring, she suddenly closed her eyes.
Gintoki rubbed his eyes and turned his head mechanically. He said to Kawaki, who was beside him, "That... that head just now seemed to blink..."
"Ha? Don't be silly. It's just a dead head. How can it blink?" Kawaki waved his hand and said casually. Then, he stood up again, "Alright, this time, I'll definitely kick you away!"
Then, Kawaki raised his right leg again, "This time, I'm going to be serious!"
As he said that, Kawaki kicked out his right leg heavily. However, just like the previous times, Kawaki still did not feel the feeling of kicking a physical body.
"Eh? That's weird. Why can't I kick it?" Kawaki muttered. But suddenly, Kawaki realized that the head on the ground had disappeared...
"Did I kick it this time?" Kawaki turned around and asked in surprise.
"Kicked your head!" Gintoki hid behind the sofa and scolded, "Can you show me what is wrapped around your leg?"
"Eh? On my leg? What do you mean..." Kawaki's voice stopped abruptly. He saw the hair of the head just now was firmly wrapped around his calf, and the whole head was tightly attached to his calf.
The most terrifying thing was that the head actually opened its eyes and stared straight at him!
"What the hell is this. AHHHHH!!!!!"
...
"Hey, Gintoki, save me." Kawaki said to Gintoki, who was hiding behind the sofa, "In this situation, only you can save me! I can't get rid of it no matter what!"
"Little uncle..." Kagura was about to say something, but Gintoki suddenly covered her mouth.
"There's no way to save him! In this situation, sacrificing one person is already the limit!" Gintoki said seriously, "That head is the legendary vengeful spirit! The only consequence of being entangled by her is death!"
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Kawaki cursed. Then, he looked at the head again and smiled apologetically with cold sweat on his face, "Um... Can I trouble you to get off my leg... I will never do anything rude again! I will definitely hold a grand funeral for you! Please!"
However, no matter how much Kawaki begged, the head did not respond. It still stared straight at Kawaki.
"Please! Don't look at me like that!" Kawaki was about to collapse, "I will invite the star you like during the funeral! Absolutely! For the sake of these things, I beg you to ascend quickly! But then again, do you have a star you like? Don't be shy! Say it! As long as you say it, I will definitely help you fulfill your wish!"
"Sylvester Stallone."
"She really spoke!" Kawaki felt even worse. He turned around and cursed at Gintoki, who was hiding behind the sofa, "Hey! Did you hear that? She really spoke! It's really unbelievable! She actually likes Stallone! Hey! Gintoki! Please! Please invite Stallone here!"
"What a joke! Where can I get Stallone for you now!" Gintoki cursed, "Speaking of which, her hobbies are too strange! How can there be a girl who likes Stallone!"
Just as Kawaki was about to despair, suddenly, two people's laughter came from the door of Yorozuya.
Shinpachi and Tsukuyo walked up the stairs downstairs of Yorozuya.
"Miss Tsukuyo, are you looking for Kawaki-san?" Shinpachi asked Tsukuyo with a smile.
"Yes, I was a little concerned. He even said that he wanted me to find a lawyer or something..." Tsukuyo replied.
At this moment, the two of them arrived at Yorozuya's door. The door that had already become a ruin appeared before their eyes.
"What exactly is going on... How many times has Yorozuya's door been destroyed..." Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly.
"Tsukki! Save me! Hurry up and invite Stallone over!" Kawaki shouted at Tsukuyo, who was standing outside Yorozuya's door as if he had seen a life-saving straw.
"First, it's the lawyer; then it's Stallone. What are you thinking about?" Tsukuyo spat in disdain, then stepped into Yorozuya's door. However, when Tsukuyo saw Kawaki clearly...
"Save me! This vengeful spirit likes Stallone! In order for her to ascend, I can only invite Stallone over!" Kawaki pleaded.
Tsukuyo, "..."
"Vengeful spirit? Kawaki-san, what are you talking about?" Shinpachi re-installed the door and walked in. However, when he saw what was on Kawaki's leg, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Isn't this Etsuko-chan?!"
"Etsuko-chan? Is she your friend?" Kawaki quickly said, "Well, can you ask your friend to leave my legs? I will really do the funeral! Please! Shinpachi-kun! Have a good chat with her!"
"What are you talking about?" Shinpachi was a little confused and then said, "This is the now very popular robot maid, Etsuko-chan!"
Kawaki/ Gintoki, "Huh?"
"No! It's an egg cracker device!" Kagura shouted.
...
"Great, I'm finally saved." Kawaki patted his chest and sat on Yorozuya's sofa, his face full of relief after surviving a disaster.
"I really admire you, Kawaki-san." Shinpachi sat on the sofa opposite him and hugged Etsuko's head with a smile, "But, speaking of which, doesn't Kawaki-san like robots? Why can't he even recognize the popular robot maid [Etsuko-chan] right now?"
"I don't like this kind of robot." Kawaki curled his lips in disdain, "It's a man's romance kind! Can this kind of thing be called a man's romance? Heh, don't joke around."
However, just as he finished speaking, he saw Etsuko in Shinpachi's hand spit out a mouthful of oil, right on Kawaki's face.
"I'll kill you!" Kawaki instantly exploded and stood up, but in the next second, he was firmly held down by Gintoki and Kagura.
"Romance or something..." Shinpachi sat on the sofa and continued with a twisted face, "Etsuko-chan can do it too..."
Kawaki, Gintoki, Kagura, "..."
"Hey, this child is really amazing." Gintoki whispered in Kawaki's ear, "What does he want Etsuko-chan to do? What is this child thinking about?"
"I didn't think about those dirty things!" Shinpachi quickly retorted.
"It's so disgusting. Please don't talk to me for the time being-aru." Kagura looked at Shinpachi with disdain and said.
"What! Do you know what a maid's romance is?!" Shinpachi shouted, his veins bulging.
"This... please use it." Tsukuyo patted Shinpachi on the shoulder and took out a few free coupons from her bosom.
"This is..." Shinpachi murmured.
Tsukuyo nodded. Then, she looked at Kawaki and said, "It was this idiot who proposed to open a new shop for Yoshiwara. The business is pretty good."
"Thank you!" Shinpachi stood up and said loudly. At the same time, he bent his waist to ninety degrees.
"You changed too quickly! What about Etsuko-chan? Didn't you have a special love for Etsuko-chan just now" Gintoki complained loudly, "She will cry! Etsuko-chan will cry!"
"How can a robot be a real person..." Shinpachi awkwardly said...
"Hey, this child... is hopeless." Kawaki retorted him expressionlessly.
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"Don't worry about it. Shinpachi is already in estrus every day," Gintoki said nonchalantly.
"No!" Shinpachi retorted with a red face.
"Aren't the brats who have entered puberty in heat every day? This is common knowledge." Gintoki casually replied.
"If that's the case..." Kawaki propped up his chin and nodded, not saying anything.
"I don't have that kind of common sense at all!" Shinpachi retorted again.
"No... I do." Kawaki and Gintoki replied at the same time.
"But then again, what should we do with this [Etsuko]?" Gintoki looked at the head on the table again.
"Of course, we throw it away. This kind of thing..." Kawaki waved his hand with a face full of disapproval, "...is completely useless."
"Don't! She is my special egg cracker device-aru!" Kagura shouted.
"How many times have I said it? There is no such thing at all!" Gintoki shouted, but just as he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly thought of something and asked Shinpachi, "Um, Etsuko's selling price is..."
...
After getting the selling price of the robot maid Etsuko-chan from Shinpachi, Gintoki fell silent. However, two seconds later, he rushed out of Yorozuya with a fanatical expression on his face and rushed to Gengai's Robot Shop.
Tsukuyo also returned to Yoshiwara after giving a warning to someone not to cause trouble.
...
Robot Shop.
"This is really amazing," Gintoki muttered to himself as he held the robot Etsuko-chan's brochure, "From cooking, washing clothes, and dealing with all sorts of affairs, it's a dream mechanical doll... Amazing, there's even the tsundere version and the mother-in-law version. I didn't expect that the times have already progressed to this point~."
"Indeed," Kawaki nodded in deep thought, "No matter what, having the mother-in-law version is too amazing."
"Is this the only thing that you are shocked about?" Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly, "Shouldn't you be saying why there is a mother-in-law version? By the way, what kind of version is a mother-in-law version!"
"Are you pretending to be innocent? The mother-in-law version...is a..." Before Gintoki could finish speaking, he was kicked down by Kawaki.
"What are you talking about in front of the children? I'll let you go to hell!"
"Yes." Shinpachi and Kagura nodded at the same time.
"Tsk!" Gintoki curled his lips and then looked at the old man Gengai who was cleaning up the robot head, "Hey, how is it? Old man?"
"It was really bad," Gengai said without raising his head.
"Is there a need to say that? After all, her head was cut off." Gintoki said casually.
"This thing should be used for soccer." Kawaki curled his lips and spat disdainfully, "Besides, this bastard spit oil on my face! And she also pretending to be a ghost to scare us! In my opinion, there is no need to repair this kind of thing. Isn't it good to give it to the soccer team? It can also improve the player's reaction ability."
"That kind of thing doesn't matter at all," Gintoki waved his hand, "I just want to repair it and sell it to make a profit~."
"Are you looking down on soccer? You bastard!" Kawaki was instantly unhappy.
"No one said that! What are your ears used for? Or is the processor of your head old?" Gintoki retorted.
"What did you say!"
Gengai carefully held the robot head and examined it. He said, "The key point doesn't seem to be damaged. There will be a way."
"But... old man, you won't be so stable in the future." Gintoki, who was still fighting with Kawaki, shouted, "This kind of thing appeared in the market. The day that you, the number one mechanic of Edo, will be surpassed is not far away!"
"What nonsense are you saying!" Kawaki gritted his teeth and retorted, "How can that kind of thing be called a robot? It is meaningless to make it look like a real person! Only metal and mechs can represent robots! I will never admit it! That kind of thing is not a robot..."
"It seems that I am still supported by people, Gintoki." Old Man Gengai smiled and said. Then, his tone changed slightly. It seemed to be a little disdainful but also a little sad, "I made this kind of weak robot, but it was only used to do odd jobs... But then again, do you want to repair her to what extent?"
"Mik* Ohashi!" Gintoki replied without thinking.
"Bumble bee!" Kawaki retorted.
Gintoki, "Yu* Hatano!"
Kawaki, "Optimus Prime!"
Gintoki, "Niw* Sumire!"
Kawaki, "Gundam!"
Kagura, "Kato Ken Samba!"
Gintoki, "Rol* Takizawa!"
Kawaki, "Eva Unit-01!"
Kagura, "The egg cracker device-aru!"
Therefore, Gintoki and Kawaki started to fight again.
"Are you trying to undermine me on purpose?" Gintoki scolded.
"You are the one! What do you want her to become? Is your brain full of wretched things?" Kawaki retorted.
"It's better than your brain being filled with water!" Gintoki retorted, "At least I added a censored. What about you? Did you feed your copyrights to the dogs? Speaking of which, did someone break in just now? Why did I hear Kato Ken and the egg cracker! Was that also what you said?"
"How is that possible! I hate rice with raw egg the most!" Kawaki retorted.
Then, the two of them stopped at the same time and looked at a certain girl in a cheongsam who raised her hand.
"Little uncle, you don't know how delicious rice with raw egg-aru! That is the best dish-aru!" Kagura retorted.
"Not at all!" Gintoki and Kawaki retorted at the same time.
"Well, stop arguing." Old Man Gengai's voice interrupts them, "I've always listened to your opinions. That's it for the time being. I already put together ready-made things."
At this time, everyone discovered that there was something besides Gengai that had to be handed over to Gundam to pay the copyright tax. (jpg.) so there was a mosaic. Of course, there was no mosaic on the head.
"Wait a minute!" Gintoki quickly blocked the camera and ridiculed, "This isn't putting together ready-made things! It's simply copying! Where did your copyrights go."
"This is..." Kawaki instantly rushed forward, his eyes shining like stars, "Gun..."
Before Kawaki could finish, Gintoki covered his mouth. "You can't say those two words at all!"
"This is a body that can last for a year in a war," Gengai said proudly.
"Why would a maid go to war for a year? Why would a maid need a shield?" Gintoki ridiculed.
"With a shield, you can hide a lot of things," Gengai patted the shield on the right side of Mosaic and explained, "For example, family ugliness or something."
Kawaki nodded in agreement and then sighed, "That's right. it's not easy for Etsuko-chan~."
"There is no need at all! It is just a robot!" Gintoki shouted again, "It's rare to use it to exchange for money. Hurry up and get me a nice body of a woman. Otherwise, it won't be sold."
"As expected of Gintoki. You even thought of this." Kawaki smiled and then came to the mosaic of the same height. He changed the Mosaic's left hand to a thumbs-up appearance and added a new character with a mosaic on the side, but it could still be roughly seen that this character was - Shinn Asuka!
(PS: Shinn Asuka: Gundam driver.)
"I did as you said, nice buddy," Kawaki also gave a thumbs-up.
"It's not the same at all! I'm talking about a nice body! Not nice buddy!" Gintoki shouted, "Hurry up and send it back home! Even if it's hot, it's all mosaic!"
...
"Seriously, I was really defeated by you guys." Gintoki was a little speechless. Then, he looked at Gengai again and sighed, "Forget it. Just make it look like a woman according to your own method."
"No! It's better to change it to a Bumble bee!" Kawaki retorted.
"Only you like that kind of thing!" Gintoki shouted.
Then, everyone saw the old man Gengai scratch his head and put silicone buttocks on the back of the Mosaic.
"Just putting on buttock?! It doesn't solve the problem at all! It only looks like Mosaic has a buttock! And why are you obsessed with buttocks!" Gintoki roared.
"I just think that a woman with a big butt is very good-they have easier deliveries," Gengai explained.
Gintoki rolled his eyes and shouted, "Too ancient! Your way of judging women is too old!"
"What are you unhappy about? I spent a lot of effort to make this." Gengai complained.
"Well, I think I should understand what Gintoki means." Kawaki came to the mosaic again.
"As expected of Kawaki. As expected of a man who has been in Yoshiwara's place for so long." Gintoki said in surprise, "If it's you, you can understand what I mean!"
"In fact, this is what you want to do!" With that, Kawaki ripped off the mosaic...
"I didn't mean that at all! How can you rip off the mosaic! You must be an idiot! An absolute idiot!"
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