Capítulo 104: Ch 94 – Traversing the Infinite Realities
"Oh fuck, my stomach's dying, my anus is being ripped apart!" I shouted as a fountain of sweat dripped from my forehead towards my laptop plop down on my plump thighs as I rapidly type on it like no tomorrow.
"I knew I should have taken a shit yesterday, but I wouldn't have finished my Dung Beetle concoction by the time it was afternoon," I said while wiping away the sweat from my forehead and continuing to write down the solution which is 99% done from my estimates.
But just from this my understanding of space-time has vastly improved and teleportation is already achievable by this point and the energy requirement is abysmal compared to the distance to energy ratio due to adding some time principles to it.
But this?
This formula is beyond that!
It not only involves space-time but much more!
There are so many fucking variables I needed to know ranging from x to a and the formula is so neat it would have brought a tear to my eye yesterday but I'm shitting right now and in pain, so tears are for later.
But as I hit the 29-minute mark to my shit, I suddenly felt something ominous was about to happen and instinctively raised my shoes up from the ground, and the moment I did, I heard the horrid sound of the doorknob being turned.
And with one single thought popping up in my mind, I already knew who was turning the doorknob.
THE DEVILS!
With haste, I rapidly type on my laptop to finish the equation because by the time I was shitting, I already deduced some consequences of me using force to apprehend intruders at school and most of them are me being hunted down by the government or worse, get hunted by more devils which will, in turn, kill my family and make me a wanted fugitive.
Are they coming to kill me?
Most likely, come on, I literally run away while holding a fucking cross in my hand!
Of course, a devil would know I know they are devils.
"C'mon, please formula, just let me finally calculate this last bit," I said in a hushed voice while rapidly decoding the last bit at the same moment the door was opened and there I saw it, the hair of blonde.
"Okabe-san? You've been in the bathroom for 30 minutes now? Is everything okay?" asked Kiba at the entrance to the bathroom, standing there like Cerberus blocking the gates of hell.
Fuck off, I specifically locked the door so nobody else would be able to open it!
It's an unwritten rule that nobody else would open the door when someone is shitting, so you broke the rule of shit Kiba!
With shaking hands, I finally decoded the last bit of the formula and that's when I finally knew what it was for, it wasn't time travel, it wasn't a formula that would allow me to understand the secrets of space-time, no!
It's a fucking formula that would allow anyone to go to any reality they want!
With my breath coming to a halt, I sat there in shock at the realization of what this formula brought to me.
Infinite realities, infinite Me, infinite mom, dad, Ren, Rias, Kiba, everything is infinite!
But!
There's only one me!
And I'm about to get brain fuck right now!
Shit shit, this is my only way out right now!
I quickly went to grab the watch on my wrist and my phone as a ticking time bomb just stood beside me that would rip open the door and hypnotize me with their brain magic bullcrap.
Fuck fuck!
My journey can't end just like this!
I'm about to reach a level never known to man nor God before!
I'm about to Traverse the Infinite Realities!
With haste, I smash open the watch and broke my phone, and grabbed the parts I need to make a one-time jump from one reality to another without getting found out.
And with the frightful steps of Kiba approaching my stall, the watch was modified into an interdimensional transporter and now I need energy, and luckily enough, my laptop has enough energy because of course it's modified to hold a large amount of energy.
With my mouth closed shut to not alert Kiba of my existence, I plug in the cable from my watch to my laptop and press the button on the watch to start the jump.
"Okabe-san? Are you there?" banged Kiba on my door and when he was about to open the door by force, the watch finally charged up enough energy, and bam!
As I felt the fabric of space-time around me ripping apart with how it interacted with the energy from the watch, unknown parts of reality coalescence into one jump that would bring me from a normal man to a God.
"Okabe-san!" shouted Kiba as he opened the door and what he saw was… nothing?
"Huh, he's not here?" muttered Kiba with a raised eyebrow while smelling the horrid smell of the shit left behind by Rintarou.
(An unknown amount of time later)
"Groan," I let out of my mouth as I felt my dry lips begging for some water which means I was probably knocked out by a few hours or days, perhaps even weeks.
The moment I opened my eyes, I was greeted by the sight of a dark alley luckily enough which means I'm somewhere inside a city.
"Ouch," I let out a gasp of pain as I felt a searing heat scorching my left risk as the watch got destroyed in the process of me transferring from one reality to another.
"Sigh, I really should have started my Cancer Immortality project instead of the Dung Beetle one, well lesson learned," I said with a sigh while throwing away the watch onto the ground and looking around the dark alley with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh yeah, there's still shit in my ass," I finally remembered how I still hadn't wiped when I jumped and now I started to feel the crusty layer of shit in my asshole which isn't pleasant.
"Fuck that, Instant Clean baby," I said while taking out a small pocket of instant clean from one of my packets and pouring it all over my body and just like that, my body was finally clean without any dirt clinging on to me.
"Now, what next? Well, I still need to make a proper interdimensional Transporter and then try to give myself cancer, so money is a must. I'll learn magic later once I have a base of operations in this universe," I muttered while standing up and loitered around the alley to see nothing of use so I just wasted some time.
"Welp, it's finally time to get out of this damp place," I said and with one kick towards the ground, my whole body was shot towards the sky and I landed on the rooftop of the buildings around me, and the moment I look around, I instantly knew where I was.
"Still in Kuoh baby, but now for the moral, ethical, and emotional question of whether or not to kill myself and replace him as the Rintarou of this reality?" I muttered as I can't believe I will have to tackle this question so soon.
Well, a family would actually only hold me back so nah, I guess I have to get some money fast and rent an apartment for myself and plan from that first.
So there's really one quick way to earn some money without selling my only laptop.
(A Few Minutes Later)
"Please help! HELP!" screamed a lady inside a dark alley as two men were cornering her towards the wall.
"Hehehe," chuckled the two men maliciously as they started to unzip their pants while nearing the innocent lady.
But as the lady watched their hands about to touch her sacred spot, she heard the sound of something akin to a watermelon being smashed as blood and bits of flesh landed on her body.
"W- what?" said the lady as she wasn't able to process what was happening until she looked up to see a man wearing black bug-like armor with his arm piercing through the head of the two harassers that were about to sexually assault her.
"You're welcome miss, all in a day's work of a friendly neighborhood superhero," said the… monster in front of her as it did a peace sign with its fingers.
"Ah… AHHHHHH!" shrieked the lady as she fell down to the ground with shaking legs.
"Don't touch me! Don't kill me please!" screamed the lady.
"Oh fuck off, you're gonna get me arrested, well no time like the present to reduce my morals and ethics," shrugged the monster in front of her and before she could even blink, the monster's fist smashed her head like a watermelon ending her life just like that.
"Phew, finally some money," I muttered while my armor got absorbed into my body, and without any care about the moral situation of this scenario, I grabbed the money coated in blood from the two men and the annoying lady and coated them in Instant Clean and the blood was gone just like that.
(A Few Hours Later)
Inside a random café I found, I surfed through the net while sipping on a random drink I bought.
So this universe is pretty much the same with some minor differences like a city in another country having a different time and other stuff that doesn't affect the situation that much.
"Okay, I'll stay in this universe first for a couple of months max and see what will happen but this is the opportunity to finally go wild with my experiments," I mean really wild, if I wasn't careful, I could have accidentally made the Dung Beetle concoction a gas and make it spread all around the world and make everyone freaks of nature so just imagine me just discarding that reality for a new one, kinda exciting really.
With a groan, I stood up from my seat and drank the last bit of my drink to go to a store and buy some proper materials to make a proper Interdimensional Transporter so I have a secret trump card I could use to go anywhere I want.
With a quick walk inside the store, I bought all the stuff I needed for a few days like metals and wires.
I still have a few thousand yen left so I could just rent a random hotel, a love hotel is also fine for me and the price is pretty okay for a few nights over there.
"So love hotel it is," I muttered and went to the nearest love hotel to rent a room for the night and make the Interdimensional Transporter overnight.
"Hello, one night please," I said to the lady who looked at me with a raised eyebrow.
"… Okay, that would be 4000 yen," said the lady as I nodded and took out some cash from my pocket and gave it to her.
"Here's your key," said the lady as I grabbed it without a second thought and went towards the room I was given.
Once inside, I plop down the plastic bag I was carrying as I dispelled my dung beetle gauntlet hiding behind the sleeves of my uniform and started to make another watch I can use for Interdimensional Hopping, and just general teleporting.
I can activate it without pressing a button by manipulating my body to activate it with my natural control over my body.
"Finally finish," I muttered while my eyes were drooping, begging for the sweet release of sleep because fuck me, I just stayed up until midnight to finish this stupid watch.
"Sigh, let's just take a quick nap and try to find the me of this universe tomorrow and see if he is smart or me before I became smart," I muttered while walking towards my bed and plopping down headfirst towards the sweet release of heaven.
AN: This is 2017 words, you're welcome.
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(April 29, 2022 – 156th day of writing)
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