Capítulo 5: Chapter 4
"This is delicious!" The Uzumaki matriarch said as she wolfed down more soba along with her daughter like possessed, unlike the pair of Uchiha ladies who ate in a way more befitting their status even though it was clear that they enjoyed their meal just as much.
"I am glad it suits your plate." The chef who had prepared the soba and shrimp tempura meal for us thanked them with a bow. She looked around to be sixteen or seventeen with light green hair done in two braids and pink eyes behind a pair of glasses.
Kinokuni Nene, a tier two waifu I had bought from Shokugeki no Soma, which meant she was a Master chef with a well deserved capital 'M'. Some might claim that buying a tier two waifu might be a waste, but the meal I was having took those opinions and made them it's bitch.
Though… I guess I had to explain the current situation.
After she stopped trying to choke me to death with her... assets, Kushina decided that their meeting was something worth celebrating and declared that it should be done in the Senju compound, where we were sitting before I could even comprehend what was happening. The fact that they did that without consulting me could be considered rude, which was why Soi Fon had been glaring at the back of the redheaded mother since we came here.
This was… rather nice actually. My meals tended to be with only Shutara with Soi Fon sometimes tagging along, both whom were very silent. So even if it was somewhat annoying, having someone so energetic on the table was also nice.
"Come on, you should smile more, Daiki-kun!" Though not that nice.
"Stop bothering the poor boy, Kushina." Mikoto admonished her friend, not aware that her 'boy' comment had hurt more than any of Kushina's shenanigans.
"This is super delicious! But ramen is still better!" Three guesses for who would say something that rude around the chef who cooked their meal and the first two doesn't count.
"It's because you only eat those, that you can never beat anyone." And three guesses on who would pick a fight with her, again first two doesn't count.
"What did you say you bastard, just because you got a little lucky today!"
"Once is luck, twice is coincidence, more than that and it's just the way it is." Uchiha heiress smirked at the blonde Uzumaki who was grinding her teeth, before being slapped down by her mother.
"Naruko! You shouldn't call Mikoto's daughter a bastard! It's rude!" The Uzumaki matriarch said with her eyes glowing and her hair waving behind her like the tails of the beast she once held within her.
Satsuki seemed quite pleased with this course of events that was happening to her self proclaimed rival, though her tune also changed when her mother pulled her ear.
"And you shouldn't start fights just because, I raised you with far better manners than that." The Uchiha matriarch said with a kind smile but I could swear that I was seeing the outline of an actual oni behind her, with a spiked club and horns.
Anime moms were scary as hell… and hot as hell as well.
The rest of the meal was silent compared to the beginning, not that this was a high accomplishment since this meant only Kushina was being loud after silencing Naruko. While the Uchiha pair tried to keep their appearance as noble ladies which was slightly ruined by Satsuki's one very red ear. I was talking about Kushina's hair red.
"Fuuuh, that was delicious." Kushina said as she laid down with a satisfied smile, her hair covering the floor.
"Yeah." Then her daughter did the same thing. Family resemblance, it was kinda cute even if they were being kinda rude.
"Thank you for the meal." Mikoto on the other hand was the perfect picture of proper etiquette with her smile, though Satsuki was staring at me a bit too intensely. Most girls don't look that intense after only one dinner.
"Is there something you want, Satsuki-san?"
"Fight me." She said bluntly, getting a stink eye from her mother and a pair of squawks from the Uzumaki duo.
"Satsuki…" Mikoto Said with a warning in her tone, but her daughter didn't seem to heed such warnings.
"I don't know why the teachers never pair us together in spars since that one time and I honestly don't care. I lost to you once and now I want a rematch." She said with a hard look in her eyes.
I knew that Satsuki was similar to Sasuke, other than boobs of course, in a way that they were both obsessed with revenge. Obsessed with killing Itachi. Which was… reasonable considering that he killed her father and many people in the Uchiha clan, though it made me wonder why Mikoto was left alive when she was the wife of the clan head. My few memories of Itachi said that he was a kind guy, as kind as one can be while also being an ANBU, and didn't look like a future psychopath. But I was also big enough to admit I knew only two things about psychology: Jack and Shit.
So I wasn't sure whether Itachi was a psychopath or a tragic guy but I knew that Satsuki still wanted to kill him and knew that she needed to be very strong if she was to even stand in front of him without dying. Therefore, her obsession with strength and over competitive personality were quite understandable.
"Daiki-sama does not owe you anything." But no one ever accused Soi Fon of being understanding anyway.
"Don't care." And Satsuki didn't care about Soi Fon and was ready to glare at her while knowing that she was a jonin level ninja at least. Probably because Soi Fon was so short, people tended to underestimate short people for some reason even though Ohnoki of the Iwa was shorter than most academy students.
"Listen here you-"
"It's fine." I ended the argument with a sigh. "I will fight you, just follow me." It was about time I got into an actual fight anyway.
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