Capítulo 8: Oh my, the plot has already started?
I rolled the new Christmas gacha 20 times and somehow got:
2 Nursery Rhyme (which I don't have before)
2 Nightingale (a new character too)
And 4 5-stars CE, couple with some CE I farmed in battle too, total I already have 5 full limit break 5-stars Christmas CE, farming material in an event is surely easy.
This chapter will be full 3rd POV cause the author is lazy
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(3rd POV)
On a not-so-normal day, the sun is rising, indicating a new day has begun.
And as usual, Qiqi is being sandwiched between Angelia and Tenshira's massive boobs, it's a pity that Qiqi isn't a hentai protagonist or else we already have a good yuri story between two mothers and a legal loli.
(Qiqi is approximately more than 200 years old if you count to time she got sealed and resurrected) - Genshin character lore btw
Qiqi is a zombie so sleeping isn't necessary for her but at least she is still able to sleep whenever she wanted, unlike some scythe-man out there. But Qiqi's lucky zombie skill also didn't stop there, with the approval of both Angelia and Tenshira, Qiqi is allowed to drink milk from them whenever she feels like :)
(Well, her skill still loses to EMIYA and Shirou so Nah.)
*Yawn*
Our lovely teacher finally wakes up from slumber, she looks at Qiqi whose still in deep sleep and simply give a low chuckle and get off the bed to prepare for a new day.
After a quick morning routine, Angelia put on the security guard clothes while Tenshira put on the teacher clothes. They have been changing their roles each day for three weeks already and because they share the same face so no one has suspected of her being Tenshira or Angelia.
Well, even if she was discovered by someone, she can simply put on glassé or something, that method can easily fool a lot of people, especially delinquents.
Due to their appearance, there are a lot of rumours in school about them being related, most likely a twin. In her class Angelia (Tenshira) has confirmed that they are indeed twins, both of them apply here but only her (Tenshira) is applied as a teacher because Tenshira (Angelia) is more suitable to become a guard due to her violent behaviour.
Due to their hard works, the crime rate of the school has dropped from 100% to 85%. Because most of the criminal activity is outside of the school so preventing every fight inside the school isn't enough to reduce the crime rate of the whole school, but it's still a considerable amount.
"Another day at school, how many months have passed Tenshi-chan?" Angelia asked while putting on her custom security guard uniform. The custom uniform isn't anything flashy at all, it was designed by Angelia herself, the guard uniform looks slightly different than her teacher uniform, it allows her to move easier and faster compare to the regular teacher uniform.
"We have been dropped a month early from the plot so I think the first event of the series should start now, do we have to go and greet the demon king's son ourselves?" Tenshira replies shortly and has a quick check-up on Qiqi before walking out of their house.
"Wait for me! This guard uniform is harder to put on than yours." Angelia called out from inside which were completely ignored by Tenshira.
{Sometime walking later}
While the two are walking calmly on the familiar road that leads to Ishiyama high school. As usual, there are a lot of students who come relatively early to 'play' with others on the ground near the river.
But today is a bit different than normal since someone gonna join their school today.
"You were just sleeping there so helplessly, Oga-kun, that we thought it was our chance..." a group of a not-so-formally suited man kneeling on the ground before Oga.
"It wasn't a chance. You know, if I were anybody but me, I'd be already dead." Oga said with his hand inside his pocket and laughing with a stupid face.
"Yeah, for real. Sure wish you were dead." The kneeling man said while laughing and crying at the same time.
For no reason at all, Oga grabbed the man's legs and turn him upside down then put half of his body into the river.
"Oga-kun!" Suddenly, someone called his name, hearing the familiar voice is enough to make him stop his action and look in the direction. "Don't beat them up too hard or else I will give you a small talk after class!" Angelia said
Oga began to sweat intensely, he pull out the man and throw him on the ground then wave his hand to greet his scary teacher "I will remember sensei, have a nice day." Angelia seems pleased by seeing Oga's reaction then leave the scene.
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{timeskip} {On the rooftop}
"After his teacher leaves, he continues his job washing in the river." Oga continue to tell his story this morning.
His best friend Furuichi is sitting in front of him and listening to his friend's tales, "yeah that is Angelia-sensei, no doubt about that."
His friend secretly agreed and continues telling his past "When he is washing on the river, from upstream, a big guy came floating, floating down the river."
"Okay, stop!" Furuichi stopped Oga's speech "where are you going with this story, and what the hell do you mean a "big guy"?" He asked
"He floated down the river, what can I say?" "Da."
"Big guy doesn't float down rivers, damn it!" The grey hair boy denied
"Well, it was quite shocking. All the other guys ran turned and ran the second they saw him." Oga said in a bland tone as if he didn't care at all.
"Well, duh!"
Oga didn't care and continued telling his tale "But the kind-hearted young man was not taken aback in fear and all by himself, lifted the big guy out of the river."
"And then, split him in half... and from inside, a spirited baby boy-"
"You split him!?" Furuichi and Oga heads meet as they glare at each other
"and then the young man said: Oh, what a cute baby..."
{Watch the anime, I'm too mentally weak to write all of this}
"The kind-hearted young man stay calm and responded to the situation like an adult." The scene change to Oga trying to 'calm' the green-hair with his scary face
"After that, the baby... got attached to me." The scene changed back to present "or so it seems." "Da" He ended his story
"Enough already! Who the hell would believe that story!? Take him back to wherever you got him already!" Furuichi shouted and try to take the baby away from Oga, with little effort he was able to separate the baby from his friend.
"You idiot!" Oga said while looking at the baby who began to produce electricity. "Wait kid, look at this!" Oga pulled out a camel cricket from his pocket and show it to Beel.
"What the hell are you doing?" Furuichi and Beel show the same question face, "this worked before, idiot!"
"Ai!" the baby turns his head away uninterested
"Crap, he got bored with it." Baby Beel began to create more electric and-
*BOOM*
A big explosion takes place on the rooftop of Ishiyama high school
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(Angelia/Tenshira POV)
*BOOM*
Hm? So Beel has finally come in? What a headache for both of us, we have more problems to take care of now. Well, it's lunchtime now and the students are like a bunch of hungry monsters finding food, if I let this happen then a big fight will happen and my effort to keep this school in place for 3 weeks would go into ruin, only 5 more days until the next month come so I can't fail here!
Well, even if it's not for the quest, as a teacher I'm very responsible with my job so I will never let my students fight over just for a single sandwich!
I will reconsider it if they fight over a girl through, it's always fun to look at the boys beating each other over a single girl. I remember the time my beloved student Ayako - who is also a school's idol - got chased by a bunch of boys who want to propose to her, she have no choice but to ask for my help.
And do you know what did I do? I started a mini-war by saying that they are a bunch of sticks and make them fight each other by some provocation words blah blah. In the end, there are 3 students still able to stand up so I congratulation them by reducing their detention time.
Yeah, I'm still a teacher after all so it's my job to punish those naughty males, even though it's my fault no one dares to ask about it.
Enough talking, I and my counterpart has arrived at the school's cafeteria, only one person is in charge of this cafeteria so it usually lacks required food for all of the students. Like right now, there is only 1 more yakisoba bread and everyone is like a hunger tiger who wants to fight over it.
I have already prepared for this kind of situation before, behold my special attack: buying food from the system.
"Hey, how are you doing, my dear students? fighting over a sandwich?" I said and release a bit of battle aura, making the situation seem very dreadful to everyone is present except me, other me and Sato-san.
We look around and sighed, each of us pulled out a big bag we had prepared from yesterday, both of them contain a lot of lunch boxes we has bought from the system, each box is only around 100 credits which we can get by killing some normal zombies and what more it's complete nature friendly!
"Fufu, as usual, everyone will get one box and remember not to fight each other, understood?!"
"YES MA'AM!" "Good, that is the spirit, now go line up and take one for yourself." And look, they obediently line up and do what I said.
"Good afternoon Angelia-sensei, how is your day?" Furuichi and Oga have come too eh? Oh, and Beel is here too, "hm, I'm doing just fine playboy, as usual, take one of those and do not start a fight okay Oga?" I can see he still have his fearless expression on somehow, maybe because he doesn't scare me anymore? or it's because of Beel?
Whatever it's, school life still has to go on and from tomorrow I will begin the hunt for some gang. Helping Oga with his love life is a plus since I'm into romance.
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