I am fucked.
I have 3 options to escape from this dilemma.
1. Cut off my hands and legs so i can escape from seastone cuffs and then crawl away like a champion.
2. Try to run away with seastone cuffs on, i would probably make 5 meters until shithe... i mean Jack stops me.
3. There is window 5 meters to my left, i could jump from the window and make run for it. Possibility of Success running away is 1%
We were currently standing in front of priest.
Yui is standing next to me with her wedding gown and i am standing next to her in tuxedo which was same tuxedo i was wearing in the banquet.
I haven't had chance of changing outfits in middle of this shit.
Time is running out and i am fucking panicking!
Taking glimpses behind me, i see Jack watching my every move, this fucking cock goblin.
'' Nerofar Yui, do you take Black D. Dante to be your wedded husband to live together in marriage? Do you promise to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health and forsaking all others, be faithful only to him so long as you both shall live?''
''I do!''
TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
I got a idea!
''Jack! I will tell mom!!!'' I yelled with all my might trying to blackmail Jack one more time.
''Nice try dipshit, Rose blessed this union.'' said Jack with hateful smirk. FUUUCK
''Darling~ Your turn~''
FUCK, it's about my turn for vows and i don't see any way to escape!
Even my mom betrayed me! I have been abandoned by world.
First my sensei who is my idol, teaching everything i know about avoiding crazy.
Second, my father. Who is not really my idol or anything, but he is half a reason that i was born so i guess i need to be thankful or some shit.
Third, my lovely mother who has always been there for me!
I have no one left!
''Black D. Dante do you take Nerofar Yui to be your wedded wife to live together in marriage? Do you promise to love her, comfort her, honor and keep her for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health and forsaking all others, be faithful only to her so long as you both shall live?''
NO!
I would like to say, but everyone in the hall is literally emitting killing intent towards me, once i say no, i won't live much longer and looking at Yui's eye currently. She would probably not kill me, but instead lock me up in the deepest dungeon this world has and keep chained me there forever.
Think Dante think! FUCK, i should have stayed in North Blue, what the fuck was i thinking.
Grand Line is scary!
Just imagining New World makes me shudder and fear for my life!
''C-can i think about it?'' i asked hopefully, but it was last effort i could think of.
''''No!''''
It was like a fucking chorus, literally everybody in the hall said it same time.
*Piripiripiri*
But before i could think anything else. Jack's Den Den Mushi ringed.
''Excuse me for a moment.''' said Jack and answered
''Hello.''
''WHERE THE FUCK U AT, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN MARINEFORD DAY AGO.'' yelled Sengoku
''I am at my son's wedding.'' said Jack proudly
''Dante's?! Congratulations, fuck that kid is fast.'' said Sengoku with some kind of admiration..
''HELP!'' i yelled hoping that Sengoku would fucking save me!
''Uh, what the fuck was that?'' asked Sengoku confusingly
''O-oh nothing, DANTE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET MARRIED OR YOU WILL STAY VIRGIN FOR LIFE, I AM CONCERNED FOR YOU.'' yelled Jack, but forgot Den Den Mushi was still connected.
''Jack, what the fuck, are you pimping your son right now?! yelled Sengoku
''FUCK YOU JACK! I AM FUCKING 13 YEARS OLD AND I AM ALREADY ADDICTED TO ALCOHOL AND DRUGS, WHO'S FAULT IS THAT?!'' I yelled while releasing all my pent up rage!
''THAT IS JUST PUBERTY, YOU WILL GET OVER IT, YUI WILL PUT YOU IN GOOD LEASH AND MAYBE SHE WILL TAKE YOU FOR A WALK ONCE OR TWICE!''
Ok fuck this, i will soru the fuck out of here.
Soru!
Instantly i jumped out of the window and started my Grand Escape!
''OH FUCK, I'LL CALL YOU LATER SENGOKU, THIS LITTLE SHIT ESCAPED!'' yelled Jack and went after Dante.
''Darling~ i guess i need to do Plan B..'' murmured Yui with scary look on her face and determination.
...
[Marineford]
Sengoku was sitting still in his chair and looking at the front of him with dead look on his eyes.
*Sigh*
''Fuck this Black D. family i am done, should i retire?'' After the conversation with Jack. Sengoku started having thoughts of moving fuck out of the Grand Line to live somewhere far away from him!
...
I was speeding through the air, but i am weak as fuck right now!
Seastone cuffs are no joke, i have almost no strength, but barely enough to use Soru.
Looking behind me, i see black spot closing on me and it was fucking Jack, way faster than me.
He will catch up within 5 seconds or so.
I could fight him, but who the fuck am i kidding.
I would lose in second, nah it wouldn't even take a second!
But then..
I had a idea.. It was like my 13 Years of my life has been for this moment..
I used Soru to approach crowd below me and landed there while everyone around me looked at me with shock and confusion.
''HELP! I AM ABOUT TO BE R*PED!'' I yelled with all my might while pointing at Jack
''WHAT!'' yelled the crowd and looked at the handsome middle aged man who looked at Dante with bloodshot eyes.
''HE IS MARINE VICE ADMIRAL JACK AND IT SEEMS HE LIKES YOUNG BOYS!!!!!!!!!'' i yelled so loud that all the Nero Kingdom would hear me.
''Y-y-y-y-y-y-you fuckkkkk..'' murmured Jack while clenching his teeths and having distorted face which makes him look like demon
''To think Vice Admiral would have that kind of taste..'' Jack heard crowd murmuring and he almost spit mouthful of blood.
''I have seen his face on papers before.. it really is Vice Admiral..'' crowd kept murmuring
''Leave the young boy alone you pervert!'' one middle aged lady yelled
''That's right you sicko!'' crowd yelled and started throwing things at Jack.
''E-excuse me, there is.. misunderstanding.'' Jack tried to explain, but to no avail
But then while Jack was mad in rage i approached his pocket and took the silver key which belongs to seastone cuffs.
Usually Jack would notice anyone approaching him with his Observation Haki, but now that his emotional state is not the best, he couldn't notice him.
I walked to the alley dozen meter away from Jack and used the keys to the seastone cuffs and finally freed myself.
Then i used Soru and went as fast as i can to the harbor.
While Jack being attacked by crowd didn't find Dante anymore.
''Where did that little shit go?! This is not over yet!!!''
But boohoo shit fuck, i am already at the harbor and i stole Jack's ship.
Great Escape is a success!!
...
While i was sailing in the open sea, i started planning what should i do next..
I could go to marineford..
I could go back to North Blue..
Nah i think i will go to Marineford for time being.
Jack can't do anything crazy there.
And if he tried to kidnap me again..
I will go absolute ballistic and attack him with all i got.
If half of marineford gets suddenly torn to pieces that will that keep Jack busy explaining what the fuck is he doing.
Jack has now reputation of selling his son as a pimp, trying to r*pe young boys and as a terrible father.
That gives me great amount of pleasure seeing Jack's reputation be destroyed.
Am i getting some sadistic tendencies?
I guess drugs really get to my head.
I will just stick with alcohol instead.
...
[Rocks Pirates Ship]
''Captain, it seems Dante has left Nero Kingdom and it seems Jack has stayed there.'' said one of the crew members.
''Alright! Where is he heading at?'' asked Xebec
''Marineford!''
''Fuck! We can catch him in couple of days if we go with fullspeed!''
''Aye Captain!''
''Sorry my dear disciple, but this has to be done!'' Xebec said with painful expression on his face.
If Dante would be seeing his expression, he would think Xebec would actually be his father and not Jack
While Jack was laughing his ass off.
Xebec at least shows some remorse!