Capítulo 402: 402. Big Oof
Magnus got on the broom and left Ragnar to enjoy his youth. He aimed to reach Wales and meet Merlin to find a way to return to his time. At least he had made the Timer Turner good enough not to affect his age when he returns.
While flying over, he enjoyed the scenery, it was truly beautiful. The future world would have all kinds of expressways, train tracks and whatnot destroying the natural beauty. ~Mum would have loved to see all this,~
He headed straight into Wales and then towards the coast, which was the gateway to Ireland. Magnus always thought the muggle Camelot would be in England but that turned out to be wrong.
After seeing a large muggle castle, he landed on the ground a few miles away in the trees, then walked on the road leading to it. The castle was huge, it was situated on a cliff and the path leading to the castle passed over a ravine before entering the mountain it was on.
~Yup, magic, absolutely magic. That's the only way this castle can be made.~ he concluded.
As a lot of people were entering the castle with no problem, he too walked straight into it under the scrutinising gazes of the guards. They were staring daggers at him the whole time, and then they moved.
*TING TING* *TING TING*
For some reason, bells started to ring around the entire castle and the big door that Magnus was about to cross over got shut with a metal frame. He looked around himself, men with swords had already closed in on him, pointed towards his neck.
He could easily kill them all, but that was counterproductive, he raised his hands in surrender, "I come in peace, I mean no harm. Look, I don't even have a sword," he said.
The guards stayed vigilant as one of them patted him to see if he was hiding anything. All they found was a simple small pouch in which some coins were. "Why have you come here, wizard?"
~Oh, so that's the problem. The place has wizard detecting charms,~ he realised, "I came here to meet Lord Merlin, it is a matter of utmost importance, as long as he sees me he will understand."
"Lies, he's called His Excellency, not Lord. Arrest him," the guard commanded his juniors.
Magnus complied, he could always find a way to get out, at least this way he'd be getting inside the castle. There was no such thing as handcuffs in this era so they just pointed their spears and pushed him.
They brought him to what he could guess was the dungeons. A few more prisoners were kept, most looking like peasants or something, thieves probably. He was put inside a cage, they probably thought that since no wand was found it was all fine.
As soon as they left, he just waved his hand, "Hehe... wandless magic, bitches."
"GET ME OUT TOO! I'm innocent!" A guy from the cage beside him cried.
"What did you do?" he asked.
The man averted his gaze, "Nothing, I'm innocent."
But Magnus sent a freezing charm at him, "Lies, I looked, you're a damn rapist. I hope you die like a pig."
After that, he carefully walked out of the prison and entered straight inside the main palace after passing a small moat full of crocodiles. Since he was an unofficial Disney princess, all he had to do was ask them to become his stepping stones, they did.
The stone castle had magic woven everywhere and he could feel it. So he was prepared this time for any sudden events, not to mention there were not many guards now.
Slowly as he made his way inside he heard loud cheers, walking to the place, he found a large crowd in the open, most were well-dressed men, in the middle was a fighting mud pit, a dark dirty red-haired man that he recognised as young King Arthur and another man was wrestling, both shirtless and looking shredded.
"Sir Lancelot, is that all you got? I thought they called you the greatest knight?" Arthur taunted the man.
Lancelot grunted while pushing Arthur away, their fists intertwined with each other. "You... How did you get so strong all of sudden? I could beat you last year,"
Arthur laughed, "Bwahaha... this means while you were lazy, I worked hard."
Magnus laughed, seeing that Arthur was just as he saw in the portrait, jolly and mighty king. Soon, Arthur defeated Lancelot and roared in victory, "ANYBODY ELSE? Come on, test your king's strength,"
Lancelot was the strongest knight, why else would anybody go. But Magnus was tempted and moved forwards, "I will, I want to know how strong the great King Arthur is,"
Slowly as he moved forward he took off his upper-wear and showcased his physique. Arthur whistled, "We've got a strong boy in the house, who are you? Never seen you here?"
"Oh, I just ran out of prison," Magnus replied.
Nobody believed him, Arthur just laughed, "Hahaha... sure, and I slept with Sir Esclabor's mother,"
"I'm an orphan, my king," Esclabor shouted.
"EXACTLY," Arthur exclaimed, bursting into laughter with everyone else. He then focused on Magnus, "So, where are you from, tallboy?"
"Lundenburg, my king," Magnus respectfully replied.
"Oh, that shit city? Never liked it much, are you a noble?" Arthur inquired.
Magnus nodded, launching himself, "No, not at this time, but I am rich as crow's nest,"
"Rich and still so trained, you have my interest," Arthur became serious. They clashed their arms and it became a competition of who could push the other person.
Magnus was taller and broader than Arthur by a little, if it was Godric Gryffindor though, he would have lost. He easily pushed the king, but just then Arthur showed his abundance of experience in hand to hand combat and countered by rolling in his position, making Magnus's arms cross each other.
*BAM*
He kicked where Magnus' both arms crossed, this made him leave Arthur from his grasp and step back, ~He's weaker than me but more experienced, gotta be more careful,~ he realised.
"Boy, you've got good arms. But why do I feel like I know you? There is something about your presence," Arthur narrowed his gaze.
"HAHA, are you interested in boys now, my king?" Sir Cadogan shouted, he had a portrait in Hogwarts in later years.
Arthur snickered, "Are you doubting my manhood, Sir Cadogan? Fine, order ten beauties for tonight at the tavern, I shall keep them busy until morning,"
~Damn, he's hornier than Ragnar,~ Magnus cursed.
Arthur asked him, "Would you like to join me, boy? You can relieve a bit of that strength on the beauties,"
"Sorry, I am taken," Magnus replied seriously.
Sir Lancelot nodded and praised, "Sign of a true honourable knight, whoring is boring and only scums do it," of course, taking a jibe at Arthur.
"Shut up, Lancelot, you old bore, I know your cock can not rise with the sun," Arthur cursed back. They were totally bitchy about each other and still laughed. Indeed, true friends.
Soon the fight continued, there was no clear winner coming out, however, a party pooper came and stopped the fight with a wave of his staff, "This is it, Arthur, go and get ready, the king of Scotland is coming to meet you,"
"I don't want to," Arthur defied.
The man pointed the staff at him and sent a wave of electric shock, "Do you want me to destroy your sword collection? I can melt it and make an iron throne or something,"
Arthur sighed, "Magnus, my friend, stay in the castle, we shall finish this fight later,"
And with that, Arthur ran away, everyone else dispersed. Magnus too picked up his shirt and started wearing it. However, the man with a staff, most likely Merlin, walked to him. He was wearing big robes with a hood. His eyes were bluish-golden and had a black stubbled beard.
He seemed to be angry as he passed Magnus' pouch on, "What are you doing here? Have you any idea how much danger your mere existence can pose to the Universe?"
"YOU KNOW?!" Magnus felt elated.
"Of course, I know, why would I not know when out of nowhere an extra piece of my own soul latched onto me with memories of a time I had no idea about. Take it back, I had to obliviate myself of what was yet to come and only keep the memory of your identity. Now, where is that foolish brother of yours?" Merlin asked him angrily.
Sweat took over Magnus, "Him... um... he fell in love and stayed to spend time with a Viking woman Jarl."
Merlin facepalmed himself, "Now I will have to obliviate the entire England,"
*WOOSH*
Out of nowhere a broom landed beside them, Ragnar got off, "Magnus, you found the place... MERLIN?! You look so young," he brashly hugged the young Merlin.
"You came back so fast? What happened to Freya? I thought you would at least spend a few more hours with her, making her scream all languages in the world," Magnus asked him with a mocking gaze.
Ragnar's face turned sad, "Ah... my Freya, so hot, so sexy... poor girl, she died."
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" was all Magnus could utter.
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