After I got slapped/punched by Sans right on the face, my vision darkened till I eventually lost consciousness.
[3rd Person View]
"I wonder if Zahard is okay," Scáthach asked Sans.
"Heh... You'll see a miracle when he wakes up," Sans said, he then left towards his room.
"That Smiley trashbag actually packs punch huh?" Chara said.
"Seems like it... Anyways, I'll carry him back to his room, I'll call you once he's awake," Scáthach told Chara, she then carried the knocked out Zahard back to his room.
Meanwhile, Sans came out of his room just right after Scáthach entered Zahard's room.
"What did you do to him, Comedian?" Chara asked Sans.
"Nothing much, just... Fixed his face," Sans answered Chara's question.
"Oh? I see... But if anything bad happens to him after he wakes up, I'll personally end you Comedian." Chara said as she summoned her knife and pointed it at Sans.
"Heh... Just wait kid," Sans went back inside his room again.
"How did that smiley trashbag even hit Zahard? Oh... That old hag must've disabled it because of their bet." Chara thought to herself.
<In Zahard's room>
[MC's POV]
I could feel someone staring right at my soul. I slowly opened my eyes and the culprit for that soul gazing feeling was Scáthach herself. She was surprised when i woke up.
Why is me waking up, surprising?
"You seem surprised dear, is something on my face?" I asked Scáthach.
"No," Scáthach shook his head before continuing, "It's not that there is something on your face, it's your face itself that is surprising."
"Eh? What? What do you mean?" I asked in confusion.
I then stood up from my bed and looked at a mirror, once I saw my reflection, I was surprised and happy... I DON'T LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE ANYMORE, YESSSSS!
It was at this time where i felt really lucky and glad that Sans was summoned, finally... The nightmare has ended... My face... It's not an asshole's look anymore!
((MC's new face here)) --> Bryant_Ruiz posted it to a paragraph comment in Chapter 2.
(A/N: I bullshitted my way to change the appearance of the MC since some of you guys said he looks like a trap or an arrogant asshole so I changed it, I hope you guys are satisfied.)
"Dear... The nightmare..." I looked at Scáthach who was holding back her laughter.
I gave her a passionate kiss which she also reciprocated, before both of us went outside to go to the living room.
Chara was in the living room playing some game at the PS4, she heard the door to my room and immediately paused her game to look at me.
Chara was surprised and said, "You finally don't look like an arrogant asshole that sexually harasses girls..."
"Hey! My face isn't that bad you know?" I then averted my gaze to Scáthach, "Right?"
Scáthach shook her head in disapproval and said, "For once, I agree with this Genocidal Psychopathic Girl."
"Hey! You wanna die?!" Chara said to Scáthach who just shrugged.
"Huh... So that's why girls don't want to be with me... I looked like a scum all this time?!" I pondered.
Sans finally came outside his room to check the commotion only to see me having an existencial crisis, he came up to me with a toothy grin on his face which is always there since from the start, and said, "You like my gift to you kid?"
"You don't know how happy I am to lose that bet..." I told Sans while wiping a nonexistent tear on my eyes.
"Heh... Glad you liked it kid, im going to head back to my room first," said Sans before going back inside his room.
"Hahaha, I was going to ask him for a spar... I guess that'll have to wait for tomorrow," I shrugged.
Scáthach and Chara was playing Mortal Kombat on the PS4, surprisingly... Chara is winning using sub zero, meanwhile Scáthach is losing with Katara.
I just left the there and head back to my room.
I got 42 Basic Gacha Tickets, 1 ticket got added from the daily tickets.
"What better way to celebrate my new face other than pulling another Special Basic Gacha Roll!"
"System, initiate Special Basic Gacha Roll"
[ Special Basic Gacha Roll has been initiated... ]
[ Rolling... ]
[ Congratulations! You have obtained the following; ]
//2x Curse Shield\\
//1x Radiation Shield\\
//2x Attack Shield\\
//2x Enhanced Snickers bar\\
//1x Divine Cross\\
//1x 100kg Worth of Adamantium\\
//1x Skill Card: All Fiction\\
//Experience Card: God of Gambling\\
[ ]
".... Remember the part where I said that I'll eat 100 hotdogs altogether if I get a better drop than the past roll where I got Physical Hunt? Yeah... I think im going to need 200 hotdogs instead..."
[ 2x Curse Shield ]
Rarity: S
- Defends the user from any curse (E.x: Weakening, Hypnotism, Mind control, etc...)
- One time use Only
[ ]
"At this moment, I don't even know if the System is trying to make me the Shield hero..."
[ 2x Enhance Snickers bar ]
- Hungry? Grab a Snickers.
- Tastes like weed
[ ]
"... I don't think that's how Enhance Snickers bars are supposed to taste like... Is the System high?"
[ Positive host. ]
"I see...."
[ 1x Divine Cross ]
- Protects the wielder from any harmful spirits, unholy attacks, demonic attacks, etc...
- Can only be used once, If used once, the wielder needs to recharge it with ordinary water.
- May the power of christ compels you
[ ]
"Wtf? Recharging in Ordinary Water?"
[ 1x 100kg Worth of Adamantium ]
Rarity: S+
- Summons 100kg worth of adamantium
[ ]
"Sick! Should I summon a blacksmith in the future then?"
(A/N: .... Ya'll seeing where I'm going at here right?)
[ 1x Skill Card: All Fiction ]
Rarity: EX
{All Fiction can be used to make everything to fiction. From your death to an enemy's attack. Everything can be turned into fiction. The user can also create powers as fiction for a limited time and use it to their advantage.)
[ ]
"... I can die in peace now..."
"The only possible way for me to lose is to be taken by surprise or the enemy making their actions unpredictable for me to guess what they are going to do so I could turn their action into fiction, negating the attack in the process."
"Heheh... I might be able to win against Scáthach now... I'll fight Sans first before that, and then Chara."
(A/N: Please tell me if I got anything wrong with the All fiction ability so I could correct it.)
[ 1x Experience Card: God of Gambling ]
Rarity: A
- Contains the experience of the person, once known as the god of gambling in the world.
[ ]
"Well... I guess I'll eventually find a purpose for this experience."
So i used the Skill Card: All Fiction and the Experience Card: God of Gambling, I also summoned pikachu so the bunker will be even more lively.
I went outside my room with pikachu on my embrace, SCP-999 was coincidentally right outside my door, it saw me carrying pikachu and gurgled gloomily while reaching its cute and tiny arms to me as if it wanted me to carry it too. And so I went ahead and carried both SCP-999 and Pikachu on my arms who seemed to be getting along fairly quickly.
Scáthach and Chara stopped the Mortal Kombat round they were playing and looked at me.
Scáthach saw Pikachu and immediately rushed towards me to pick it up, Pikachu didn't get to process what just happened but it just relaxed again.
Sans came outside his room. Once Pikachu saw Sans, it got scared so it threw a thunderbolt but it hit the invisible barrier around Sans. Sans just laughed it off, saying that skeletons have shock resistance and they can't be electrocuted.
I then decided to call it a day and all of us headed back to our respective rooms, except for me and Scáthach, we share the same room, we are lovers after all.
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(A/N: Speed'o sound sonic)
(A/N: I managed to get in a 2nd chapter for this day without wasting my brain cells, No waifu for this chapter. Next chapter maybe.)