Capítulo 2: System.Log("Spanking Goddess Corona")
"Yes. I'm really the goddess of spanking Corona. But, my real name is Kuso Amakusa. Formerly living in Fukuoka as a software developer. Also your number one fan!"
Err... How I can put to this... First of all. It was kind of weird that a girl to become my fangirl. But since he explained that. I think it was all makes sense now since he was reincarnated become a goddess.
But wait. I hope that I won't become a dude like how this bro getting gender-bent!
"Ahahaha!!! Don't worry about it, Yuna. I won't make you gender-bent. To be honest, it is not fun at all that you have to change your body every time. Kinda like you know... A certain webtoon where the dude kept changing his body constantly from the fat one to the slim one. That's the huge drag for me."
Phew... Glad that she had stated so. So, I won't get myself gender-bent like her. But wait. How did she know that I was about to say it?
"I can read someone's mind through my system, Yuna." She answered me friendlily.
Shit! It was legit! She could read my mind so easily! I have to be careful...
"Don't worry, Yuna. You can say anything about it. Just feel free to talk about what you want to ask or maybe, you want to consider the reincarnation route?"
Reincarnation route? What does she mean by that, I'm asking her so and she answered me,
"Well... You have caused so many sins in your life. A lot of good reasons for the higher-ups to make you get sent to the lowest level of hell. Where it was the part when the demons will barbeque you alive."
Yikes! That was nasty. I'm imagining myself being wrapped in the long rod and then. They seared me by using a bunch of salts, MSG, and so on...
===Warning: Gore===
And then, they cooked me alive as the chef was plucking my flesh and tasted it as the demon chef said,
"Damn. That's the most tender sinful soul ever! As good as an A5 wagyu beef! Ah nope. It's much better than MSG Dry-aged Steak!"
Of fuck! I don't want it! I don't want to become a demon's barbeque!
That had led me to ask her hurriedly.
"Is there any way to get out of that place?"
Kuso replied to me simply,
"Reincarnation."
Err... To be honest... I don't know much about reincarnation. At most. I only know that Reincarnation is about you are dying by the truck-Kun. And then, you meet a goddess and build the harem for you that will create a lot of smut chapters in the novel made by the author who used that cliche.
But... I have to put that aside. Reincarnated or become demon's barbeque...
Reincarnated or become demon's barbeque...
Reincarnated or become demon's barbeque...
Reincarnated or become demon's barbeque...
Reincarnated or become demon's barbeque...
Reincarnated or become demon's barbeque...
UGH DAMN IT!! I Don't know which one I should pick! It led me to question the goddess,
"What if I am deciding for being reincarnated?"
Kuso was frozen for a while as she was diving into her thought for answering me. Then, she answered me after she managed to collect her thoughts.
"Alright. So... First of all... You have a chance to earn money, and the time will be reset to a year before you are knowing those sugar daddies that causing you to become sinful like this. Or I can say when you were eighteen years old"
"You mean...." I am trying to guess anything. But she replied to me savagely,
"You don't need to know anything, smartass."
Fuck! I'm a smartass? Then who are you? The otaku who simp-ing on my body!
"Well... At least that I'm not as stupid as yourself to allow yourself to head to Venice together with your sugar daddy for letting him deflower you."
Wait, what? Does someone want to deflower me? Wait. I could not be able to figure out those. All I know that I'm in a deal with a sugar daddy to travel to Venice. But...
"I know that you want to say `but... it was under the agreement`. Am I right?"
Oh, shoot! He had stated it obviously! I have no choice but to nod in an agreement about that. Since she knows what was on my mind anyway. She continued,
"You know... Mortals, demons. They would not give you the legit contracts. However, I will give you the legit one as everything was recorded and supervised by the higher-ups. And then, it will be our property as a proof whether you will agree or not."
Fuck! Why it sounds like that I'm listening to someone in the banking service through the call? But whatever! I will do anything as long as I did not get hit into hell! Imagine that I'm becoming the demon's steak... Blergh!!
"I know that you would vomit when you are thinking about it. Worry not, Yuna. I will give you a system to spank everyone in the world. In exchange, you will earn plenty of cash. And you need to know that there are some terms and conditions on it." She reacted to me by showing up the digital looking substance that encircling her.
"Terms and conditions? State it." I replied to her simply. I think... This is the only way now to avoid that worst-case scenario. She smirked and then, she said,
"You will be required to earn twenty thousand yen per month to get the minimum withdrawal system as the main quest earning. However, you will get your money immediately at the daily quest and you have to know that you need to collect harem as well. The more male you can entice. The higher your earning will be."
"It's doable by me," I replied to her. However, that former fans of mind had answered me by saying,
"But there is a catch?"
Catch? Well... I would expect so. Like you know, there was no free breakfast after all. As I started to paid the attention to her. She continued to explain,
"You know, Yuna. You have only three spanks limitation per day. After that, you won't earn much. And then, each male represents your level. If you have a hundred male registered as your harem, then you are on level one hundred which is means that your earning will be one hundred times more than the current you. However, you can only collect one per month. If you dare to defy it. Then you will get restarted and you need to restart from zero again. No checkpoints like an isekai novel where the main lead was having a countless death."
That was nasty... But... I have no choice to agree with it. If I am declining it. Then I will become their A5 wagyu beef! Hell no!
I'm nodding in a response of positivity to her. Then, she proceeded.
"However, as the compensation of the catch. I will give you the newbie package later. Are you ready to become a girl with a spanking system?"
When Kuso asked me that, I felt that statement is much more perverted than when I was being a sugar daddy gold digger before. But... I have to agree with it anyway.
Alright, I'm agreed! All terms and conditions are checked! Proceed!
Then, the goddess asked me to close my eyes. Alright, I'm closing my eyes slowly until my eyelids had shut my eyes for good.
Seconds ahead. And she requested to me,
"Open your eyes."
Alright. I'm opening my own eyes. Then... What does she want me to do? Eh? She wants me to open the magic word?
Hmm... Magic word...
Sugar!!
There was no reaction at all.
System!!
Even "System" was not even a code.
"Let me allow you to guess it, former sugar baby specialist." She smirked on me. But screw it, I don't want to give up! That was a potential gold mine and the one-way ticket to heaven!
Alright. Screw it. Let me try it out!
Sugarcoat!!
#Wrong command, try again.
Botting!!
#Wrong command, try again.
Hartpeler!!
#Wrong command, try again.
Jancok!!
#Wrong command, try again.
Kisanak!!
#Wrong command, try again.
Kisama!!
#Wrong command, try again.
Kuso!!
#Wrong command, try again.
Android!!
#Wrong command, try again.
Error!!
#Wrong command, try again.
Tech!!
#Wrong command, try again.
Document!!
#Wrong command, try again.
Dragon Mortal!!
#Wrong command, try again.
Lira!!
#Wrong command. You will be restricted for the reason following.
#Too many command mistakes. Please wait for three minutes.
What? I have been banned? Come on man! Please turn it on!! Or else... I will become those demon's barbeque and I don't want it!
And the story continues.
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