Capítulo 26: Fungal Matter
"If you plan on killing that man-child, then the first thing you need to do is to THINK like a man-child...if you were Aztecs, where would you be hiding?" Decay asked. "He'd live somewhere big, spacey, somewhere that would draw attention" Damon pointed out. "...Perhaps another pyramid...or a sex dungeon, that'd certainly draw a lot of attention" Leroy muttered, "If I was him, I'd have jumped off a fucking cliff" Stef growled.
"No No No, you IDIOTS!!! You have it all wrong" Decay laughed. "Aztech has been here for thousands of years, he arrived all the way back in 1468, he knows this place like the back of his hands!!" Decay stated. "So that means he's hiding somewhere secret? Somewhere that only the most powerful beings in Hell would ever know about?" Damon suggested. "WRONG AGAIN, BUCKO!! That's what he WANTS you to think...if I were him, I won't be hiding in some fecal-smelling bunker in the middle of nowhere...I'd simply hide in plain site...I'd hide somewhere so UNBELIEVABLY STUPID, that no one in their right mind would ever think to search" Decay explained, "I would hide...IN HIS PYRAMID" He exclaimed. "His Pyramid?" Nifty repeated, "...Hey mushroom-head, I'm not sure if you noticed, but we burnt that place to the ground" Stef pointed out. "Hahaha, I'm a fungus, you silly silly BITCH" Decay said in a cheerful tone, "Who would think to search through the crispy remains of a pyramid? No one with a single brain cell would think to hide there...which is exactly why it's the perfect hiding spot" Decay stated. "...Can we hurry the hell up? My throat is parched and I'm aching for another beer" Husk crossed his furry arms.
"Come along, no time to waste!! Time is of the essence, we must never waste time, we all run out of it eventually-" "Do you ever shut up?" Stef frowned. "...You wouldn't like me when I'm quiet" Decay said with a chubby smile, "Anyway!! We mustn't dilly dally" he yelled, sprinting off...
They soon arrived in the center of the Imp's slum town. "Ahh what a nice day for a walk, don't you think?" Decay sighed, "I simply miss the peace and quiet of an everyday life" he grinned. Damon glanced at the Imps nearby, who were all dressed in cheap clothing. "...M-Millie, he's looking at us" one imp shrieked as he made eye contact with Damon.
"And here we are, the great Pyramid of Xolotl" Decay smiled, "....Pyramid of what?" Leroy asked.
"Oh boy!! What a mess!!" Nifty shouted out, "Hoho, you truly are a darling. Anyway, follow me!! Into the rubble, c'mon don't be shy" Decay said as he stepped through the blackened rubbles of the pyramid. "Where could he possibly be hiding? The place is completely torn down!!" Stef yelled. "It certainly is...but you need to open your mind, dear, there are more than meets the eye. Indeed the pyramid itself is gone...but peel back the layers, and you'll find another stinking cesspool underneath" Decay said, leaving Leroy and Stef puzzled.
"...the smells reminds me of the burning corpses back in the war" Husk grumbled. "Here it is" Decay grinned, standing in front of a trapdoor on the ground. "...Woah...it's just been there this entire time?" Damon asked, "It certainly has, those in power would never waste their time looking for it, and those mere Imps are too afraid to step foot into it...the perfect hiding place" Decay said as he opened the hatch and dropped in.
"Oh boy...I hope this shroom knows what he's talking about" Damon sighed, "IM A FUNGUS!!!" Decay shouted up, shaking his fist in the air...
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