Capítulo 24: What the Cloud!?
Remember the days when we were young and you would just lay in the grass and watch the clouds and call out what they looked like? Remember all the different answers and all the debates and what not that went on? Well, I recently had this come up while I was outside with the wife and kids in the pool.
I looked to the sky and noticed a cloud that was clearly a side profile of a Wolf's head howling. It was majestic and sensual at the same time. It sincerely roused my manly instincts. My wife on the other hand, somehow witnessed a horse in mid gallop. Never in my life have I been so appalled by such an outrageous claim!
Of course I initiated an aggressive debate about this topic. I clearly pointed out the ears, the mouth, and the head, all of it as the wife was pointing out various horse like attributes.
So like any mature person would do, I thought about how I could physically persuade her to see it my way. I could dunk her repeatedly in the pool or "accidentally" slip on the slick surface of pool bottom and pull her bikini bottoms down. Somehow, I managed to refrain.
I pointed to my crotch area, full and erect, and yelled, "Do horses make me hard as a rock?! NO! Wolves do!"
After making my very loud point at a public pool, I turned to face the crowd. One lone gentleman was applauding me. His shorts were pitching the biggest tent I'd ever seen in real life. We are now good friends. REALLY good friends.
We agreed to disagree but I know I witnessed the most beautiful wolf cloud the world had ever seen and I'll never get to see it again. Even if I do see it again, now I'll be thinking about some fucking horse galloping around when I know it is a wolf.
I don't know what to say but a wolf beats a horse every day of the week.
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