"Little Divine Doctor, it's not that I'm questioning you. It's just that I've never heard of cow's urine being able to detoxify poison. Could you have gotten the wrong prescription?"
"You're questioning my medical skills. Do you know medicine?"
"Even if I don't know, I know that drinking cow urine will definitely not cure the poison in my body!"
"I'm confident in my medical skills. Cow urine must detoxify your poison."
"Cow urine really can't solve it!"
"It can."
"It can't!!!!"
"Then what can detoxify it?"
"An ounce of crow-dipper, half an ounce of fēng pó zi (sorry, can't find what it is), bitterroot…" the man came to an abrupt halt. The corners of his mouth twitched as he stared at the girl with round eyes.
The woman was already supporting her jaw with one hand, looking at him with what seemed to be a smirk.
There was none of the excitement she had just felt when arguing with him.
He got tricked and exposed.
"So you know the antidote yourself. So you know what poison you've been poisoned by. Then why did you come to me for healing? What a rarity."
"…" The man turned around and wanted to slip away.
At the door, Wei Hong, who was supposed to have left, stood like a block right there.
Leaving him with no escape route.
Feng Mohan, who was beside him, was once again dumbfounded.
Was Aunt Liu's tricks so powerful?
Sure enough, you shouldn't judge people by their appearances. He simply worshipped her.
This was obviously a perfect example of concealing your shrewdness in your belly. If you dared to underestimate her, you'd fall into her pit at any time!
The man obviously also realized that he had been seen through. Since he couldn't run, he just gave up any thoughts of escape.
The man sat up straight and leaned nonchalantly on the back of the chair. He wiped his brow with one hand and laughed, "I failed miserably. Little Divine Doctor not only has excellent medical skills, but also a clever brain. I underestimated you."
Liu Yusheng brushed them off and only said, "Tell me, what is your purpose in infiltrating my family?"
The man, also dodged answering her words, took out a pill from his pocket and threw it to her.
"As I said earlier, if you can cure me, you'll have my gratitude. The result isn't quite satisfactory, but you have also told me the kind of poison I have. This pill will be a reward for you. It's a Hundred Poison Pill. Hide it well. It's something that everyone in every corner of the world wants but cannot get. There's no market for it, so count it as a heavy gift."
Catching the pill, Liu Yusheng sneered, "Mo Feng, tell him what the rules are."
Mo Feng obeyed with his small chest puffed, "Guests in the house should introduce themselves! Even if you're consulting a doctor, you should also introduce your family clan! This is the rule, do you understand?! You have already committed two major mistakes!"
The man, who has been patting the space between his eyebrows for a while, almost stabbed his eyes.
Were these rules meant to tease him? A randomly fabricated identity could muddle through rules, yet they had the nerve to hang them on their mouths.
"What will happen if I don't introduce my family?"
Wei Hong took a step forward and cupped her fist and swung it toward him without demure. "If you don't abide by the rules, beat!"
Holy shit!
The man spun around and dodged the attack.
An insignificant peasant home? Cut it out! This was simply a barbarian land!
Chuckle, they underestimated him, did they?
The man dodged with a bizarre posture and fled toward the door.
Victory was in sight when a kick came flying at his face, and he couldn't even dodge it!
With a bang, the man flew backwards and crashed straight to the ground.
He braced himself up and looked up at the indifferent man who walked in serenely from outside with clouds. He raised two fingers. "The … second time!"
Damn you!
I couldn't dodge the second time!
"Arrest him and let Wei Zi interrogate." Feng Qingbai didn't even spare the man on the ground a glance. He advanced forward to hold his little girl up and turned away.
"Can I explain now?" The man shouted. Whoever understood the times was a wise man.
"I didn't ask you to explain now."
"…"
After years of wandering the world, he has never met such a person!
He was simply not human!
Wei Hong nimbly carried the man away.
Feng Mohan looked at his uncle's leisurely back in the room, his eyes sparkling with stars.
In the future, he wanted to become someone like his Imperial Uncle. He could render his enemies speechless at all times, elusive!
Feng Qingbai immediately let go of the girl's hand upon walking out of the small clinic, not because he didn't want to hold her but due to the Liu family gathering not far from the door.
They all heard the noise in clinic just now, and they all ran out to check out the situation.
"Axiu, what just happened? Why did Yan Hong detain the patient?" Grandma Liu was most shocked.
Earlier at the dinner table, that man was still praising her for the deliciousness of the food.
How could it turn like this in the blink of an eye?
Feng Qingbai smiled, "That person isn't sick. He is here to make trouble."
"Nothing else?"
"Yes."
"That's good."
The Liu family was easy to appease. Even if they knew things might not be that simple, they didn't pry much about things they couldn't understand.
They couldn't be of any help, so they shouldn't be a drag on somebody.
Whether that man was good or bad, Feng Qingbai shot to teach him a lesson. Naturally there was a reason why he should learn a lesson.
Before returning to the house, Liu Daling looked back, "Nannan, it's time for your nap."
"…" Liu Yusheng silently turned back to her small courtyard.
She got too close to Feng Qingbai, so her father must be upset.
Just as she turned around, she winked covertly at the man.
Feng Qingbai twisted his head slightly to the side, the corners of his mouth silently curled up.
His little girl was naughty.
Back in the courtyard, Liu Yusheng left the door open and sat down at the table in the house to wait.
Before long, a figure flashed in the door.
"I knew you would come."
"You have invited me, so how can I not come?"
Rogue…
"Do you really want Wei Zi to interrogate that person?"
"There's no need to interrogate him. I also roughly guessed his identity." Feng Qingbai sat down beside the young girl, stretching his long arms and picking her up into his lap.
This position made Liu Yusheng extraordinarily uncomfortable.
She was on his lap with her back against his chest and his breath enveloping her entirely. The body heat he transmitted made her bubble up warmly.
She twisted her petite self and tried to get down, but the man stopped and restrained her.
"Let me down. If someone comes later…"
"That's why I jumped through the window." It wasn't like he didn't do it before. He could now take it calmly.
"…" Liu Yusheng facepalmed, not knowing what to say.
He has a thick cheek.
But he was still proud of it.
"What is the identity of that person?"
"Do you want to know?"
"Yes!" The girl nodded, knowing that he was going to dig a hole for her again, but she was willing to jump in.
"Bribe me."
I knew it!
She glanced outside the door and found no one. She quickly pecked the man's thin lips, "Say it!"
The man chuckled huskily, "Shengsheng, I am the regent anyhow. To bribe me, you can't use something that's too perfunctory."
Liu Yusheng was close to gritting her teeth.
"I'll give you one more chance. Do it seriously."
"Feng Qingbai, you're shameless!" Liu Yusheng blushed. She climbed the man's neck to pull him down and tilted her head to take a nibble.
It was a heavy "reward"!
"Ow!" With a painful grunt, the man refused to retreat and instead plunged forward. He didn't let go of the woman until she was gasping for breath.
Feng Qingbai stroked the bitten area at the corner of his lip with one hand and smiled. "Shengsheng, this is the evidence of your crime that you left behind. Do you think your father will guess it?"
"!" Feng Qingbai, you bastard!