"You look really good, but Peirce is adjusting the ass area," Mort says as she motions me to spin.
"What!?" I shriek. "I do not want this guy to hump my leg! My boobs are already hanging out making me very uncomfortable. " I look at my ass and it looks fine, what is Peirce trying to do? Get me raped?!
"There is a method to Peirce's madness. He does not tell me everything you know. So, sometimes I'm just as clueless as you are. I have just learned to trust him," Mort says and shrugs.
I close my eyes for a few seconds and then nod. "If I have to use a life-line because of this, I will knee him in the balls."
Mort laughs and snorts.