I looked into Lona's eyes calmly, "Can you hold it in?"
Lona glared at me, "Did you just ask if I can hold in my pregnancy?!"
"Is that a no?"
"IT'S A NO!!!"
I stood up quickly in a panic, "So what do we do!?!"
Joel also stood up in a panic, "WHAT DO WE DO!?!"
"SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR!!!" I shouted as I ran around in a panic.
Joel screamed, "SHOULD I GET THE DOCTOR?!"
Lona watched the two of us freaking out with an irritated expression.
My father jumped up and grabbed Dante by the collar, "Don't worry! We will go fetch the doctor!"
Dante looked up at my father wondering just why he was being dragged along as well.
My father glared at Dante threateningly, "Along the way we can have a... Nice chat."
Dante looked back at me for help, but I was too panicked to pay attention. I waved them off anxiously, "Just hurry!!!" My father nodded and dragged poor Dante out the door with him.
Servant: Have you heard about the one true goddess?
Mary: *Takes a pamphlet* I have not.
Servant: Our magnificent goddess Seri protects us while bringing us peace and prosperity. Will you join us in church to praise our savior Seri?
Mary: Oh, this is fantastic. I'm so there.
And just like that, Mary joined a cult.