Hakua was sitting on Izuku's lap, both were watching a science related show when Hisashi came and putted the news channel.
"Look, that lady in the back, look just like Toga" (Hakua)
"Oh, you're right" (Hisashi)
"I'm pretty sure it's her" (Izuku)
"She is talking with the lady, what could she be saying?" (Hakua)
Izuku and Hisashi started paying attention to Toga's lip movements, they also used their Ki to enhance their hearing in case the reporter's microphone pick up what she was saying. They were not the only one doing that, other people were trying to read Toga's lips.
"Please don't say anything weird" (Izuku)
All the people that were paying attention to Toga deadpanned when they were able to understand what she said.
"…, ginger just don't know how to love. I hope it helps" (Toga)
'The f*ck' (Hisashi)
"Izu-nii, is what she is saying true?" (Hakua)
"I…I don't know" (Izuku)
'Please Toga shup up, shut up. I beg you. I beg of you. I BEG. Don't say anything else, just go back home' (Izuku)
But Izuku begged for nothing. Toga didn't stop there, she walked closer to Endeavor and started talking.
"What about my bag?" (Toga)
"I have more important things to do than taking care of that, fighting villain is more important than a schoolgirl's bag." (Endeavor)
"You destroyed public property, killed by 'mistake' the villain and your fight had a great number of casualties." (Toga)
'I like to see those dead people tho, hmmm the sweet aroma of death.' (Toga)
"I don't care about what you think. I did what I had to do." (Endeavor)
"Hey, are you're a hero or an asshole? Bitch, I can't really tell. Instead of being both and failing, just pick one and do it well." (Toga)
"…" (Hisashi)
'Oh, for f*ck sake Toga, what would it have cost you to stay quiet.' (Izuku)
"…" (Endeavor and the reporters)
"You are on live Tv, miss" (A reporter)
Hisashi looked at Izuku, after all he was the Toga specialist.
"At least she knows she is on live Tv now, she won't say anything more, right, Izuku?" (Hisashi)
"Don't jinx it, old man." (Izuku)
Sadly for both of them it didn't stop there. Endeavor tried to stay calm.
"You need to learn how to respect you elders" (Endeavor)
"Yeah, yeah Mr. Hothead. Do you only go for the hottest women of your location? You killed people today, will you get fire(d)?" (Toga)
Endeavor did respond but his flame got hotter.
"Did you got flamed up? Like a great man once said: Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." (Toga)
'Toga…' (Izuku and Hisashi)
"…" (Reporters and everyone watching)
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At the other side of the city, a young boy thought 'If I use my quirk the right way, I should be able to make explosions. That way, everyone will be warm forever. Soiled and warm for the rest of their life.'
"Dinner is ready En" (En's mom)
"I'm coming mom." (En)
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"Can we please get her away from the camera? We are on live TV." (Reporter A)
"I'm sorry, this is far too entertaining." (Reporter A's boss)
"Apologize to me, little girl" (Endeavor)
"No only Izu can give me orders" (Toga)
'Don't drag me in there' (Izuku)
"What the hell is an Izu? Another undisciplined brat like you?" (Endeavor)
"Izu-nii, why is this guy still alive?" (Hakua)
'Bruh' (Hisashi)
"What do you mean Hakua?" (Izuku)
"His body is covered in flame, I supposed that's due to his quirk. To burn flame need Oxygen in exchange they produce Co2. Even if he is outdoor the amount of oxygen that reached his lung shouldn't be enough for him to run and fight villains. The worst is that the heat coming from his flame should dehydrate him, making him even weaker. Just running should tire him to death." (Hakua)
"Hmm, that's my smart little sis" (Izuku while patting her head)
"I'm not little" (Hakua)
"Yeah, yeah" (Izuku)
"Don't diss Izuku or I will extinguish your flame by spitting on you. I will spit on you to death." (Toga)
'One of them bite people, one other spit and the last one of them bomb people' (Hisashi)
"Please don't add another girl to your group, all of them are …special, really special." (Hisashi)
'At least we don't have any M, sl*ts and gold diggers.' (Izuku)
"I'm gonna give you fire across the ass" (Endeavor)
"Aaah, Izu, a flaming hot trash is trying to take my innocence, save me!" (Toga)
"Quiet you brat, I'm just going to teach you how to respect your elders!" (Endeavor)
"Respect my elder for what kind of activities? You're sick you know that." (Toga)
She then putted her hand in her pocket and took out a vial of blood that she hide in her hand an electric smoke bomb. The smoke bomb needed a small time to be ready to use. She started the smoke bomb's timer.
"That's it, I will take you to court if you don't stop right now" (Endeavor)
"Yeah I will stop because I don't want Izu to be angry, he told me to stay lowkey."
'It's too late for that…' (Everyone)
"Don't reveal the plan you idiot" (Izuku)
"When you say Izu, are you talking about Izuku Midoriya? the vigilante?" (Reporter A)
'As if she was stupid enough to answer that' (Izuku)
"Yeah, the one and only" (Toga)
'I hate my life' (Izuku)
"Do you know his quirk?" (Reporter A)
"He has a quirk? Izu why didn't you talk about it with me?" (Toga whipping imaginary tears)
"What are you holding in your hand?" (Endeavor)
'I need to distract them if I want to run away' (Toga)
"Did you know that "forgive me father for I have sinned" and "I'm sorry daddy, I've been a bad girl" are basically the same sentence." (Toga)
"…" (Everyone, even the author)
She then heard a small beep. The smoke bomb was ready to be used. She drank the vial of blood and transformed into a naked Captain Celebrity. They took his blood after finding him drunk in an alley near a strip club.
"Everyone get back he has a bomb" (Reporter A)
'How can it be so small? Are you cold bro? (Reporter A)
"Look at me now my bomb is charged, when slightly aroused my d*ck is large. I'll soon be out without a trace, now take this L right to your face." (Toga)
She then launched her smoke bomb at Endeavor's feet. No one could see anything. A huge black cloud was spreading everywhere.
"*coughing noises*" (Everyone)
"One blast from me will set you straight, after this I'm going to masturbate." (Toga)
The smoke screen disappeared, Endeavor and the reporters looked everywhere, there were no trace of the naked grown man. They only heard a small whisper in the wind.
"Houdini" (Toga)
She had escaped by using the sewer network and was on her way to the secret base.
"So, what are you going to do now?" (Hisashi)
"I don't know, everyone was supposed to stay lowkey till Hakua's quirk exam. I'm pretty sure she will become a meme; her face will be on T-shirt and people will follow her to know more about her and my quirk. What she did is not an irreparable mistake, now instead of hiding, we must try to attract all the attention if Hakua's quirk is too powerful. We must stay in limelight at all cost in the worst case… I will start beating up heroes." (Izuku)
Should i add other girls in the harem?
Do you want them to go to other world? (if yes which one. They wont be able to travel between world anymore after the the sludge villain incident)