Capítulo 18: Urza
After separating from Lilith and entering my throne room I start dealing with the basic issues of being in charge like people asking if they can go to town for a drinking binge when I see the doors to the throne room slam open and one of Natalya's men lands in front of me after flying over 20 feet after which he says " sir someone's here to see you" and then he passes out
Right as I start to stand in I see her an impressive specimen of an orc both from her impressive size to her extreme good looks from he smooth brownish black skin to her gleaming white tusks that shine better than the finest ivory to her well devoped muscles and large breasts combined with her tight bell-shaped ass to her shiny black hair cut in a short Mohawk. After looking her up and down I also notice she carries a gleaming two handed battle axe with a blade on one side and a sharp metal spike on the other with a dark wood grip and decorations of bones and bright feathers.
As she gets close to me she says in perfect common " Greetings Forest Lord I am Urza of the White Tusks and I've come to fight you what say you to the challenge"
I answer calmly" I accept your challenge let's go" and leap at her with my broadsword and shield and take a swing at her face with my sword but she bats it away with her axe and sends a powerful kick to my stomach causing me to stumble back and it gives me an oddly familiar feeling like I've seen that counter before but before I can figure it out she swings at my neck so I duck and back off so I can reevaluate the situation.
As I back off she tosses her axe at me which I block but my shield is destroyed and her axe is stuck so I drop my shield and put my sword in it's sheath and take a boxing stance like my mother taught me and say " Alright pondskin let's do this then" and bum rush towards her throwing a right cross right into her cheek making her stumble
After I make her stumble she rights herself and sends a flurry of powerful punches at my which I just barely block and I retaliate by throwing a spin kick straight into her jaw sending her to the ground and right before she can get up kneel next to her send two heavy blows right into her forehead and say with my fist ready to throw another blow into her face " do you yield pondskin "
She asks " Yes I yield why do you keep calling me that no one else has called me that besides...wait is it you snowflake"
I say " Wait is it really you. By the gods Urza you've really changed I like what you've done with your hair by the way"
Urza jumps at me and gives me a bone crunching hug and proceeds to kiss me for a good five seconds before saying " I thought you were dead Jaeger those bandits killed everyone in your village and sent my people to the four winds and then they caught me but I escaped so I could find you or at least avenge you but now we're together and your now my husband" she starts quietly sobbing at everything that's happened
Althea walks in looking furious and says "Jaeger what does she mean she's your wife"
I answer sheepishly " Ugh I forgot when a Orcish Amazon challenges a man to a fair fight and he wins which I just did he has the option of making her his wife wife and me and Urza have been friends since childhood and our parents were setting up a marriage alliance but the raiders burned down my and her village so I'm all she has left so I have to except Althea I'm sorry mine and her laws demand it"
"If it's that important for you to marry her then it's ok I guess but I'm the head wife understand" Althea says hands on hips
Urza snorts and says" dream on jungle girl"
Althea goes red in the face and says " okay let's go green girl " and punches Urza in the face which doesn't make her move an inch
Urza laughs and says " Good it's nice to see Jaeger didn't pick some flower picking dainty city girl now lets go" after saying that she swings but Althea ducks it and gives her a side kick to the ribs but gets grabbed and tossed in retaliation where she lands with a roll and squares up
Right before the ladies reengage I shout "ENOUGH CEASE YOUR SQUABBLING NOW" which makes the ladies stop a look a little embarrassed so I say " Now Althea Urza is a friend of mine and now your sister wife and Urza don't antagonize Althea she's my WarQueen and you of all people know what that means am I understood" they both nod yes so I finish with " Now because of all this nonsense I'm exhausted beyond belief so I'm going to bed so Althea I leave the rest of the business to you so goodnight everybody" afterwards I rush to my room lock the door and go to sleep
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